"I'm not really surprised you're the same race as that goddamn wizard, of course the bastard who invented me is the same hairless monkey as him, did you enjoy humiliating me, you worthless writer's excuse? I bet you don't even speak my language. I know our language is spoken in Europe and I wouldn't be surprised if you were so pathetic as to ask one of your friends there to translate our language for you.”

Alas poor Biscuit! We knew him—a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy! He was a man, but KitKat was a horse with an axe to grind, and we shall not look upon his like again...

Well, at least not until the next story is discovered in a locked cabinet buried beneath the basement.

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That’s a terrible way to gum up a keyboard. Imagine the maintenance on those typewriters.

Ha! The IT department probably has an infinite supply of used Dell keyboards to distribute. Every corpse-oration does!

And probably all they’d actually type is ‘brains’ over and over again. . . .

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s BRAINS?
Thou art more lovely and more BRAINS!
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of BRAINS!
And summer’s lease hath all too short a BRAINS!

A shame; I really liked Admiral Biscuit and his stories. Now that KitKat has done away with him there will be no more

Biscuit really shouldnt gone Dutch when faced with a jacked pone?

"WTF did I just read?" doesn't even cover it!

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Thank you for the translation! I didn’t ask Snowliason, figured somebody would translate it sooner or later.

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Alas poor Biscuit! We knew him—a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy! He was a man, but KitKat was a horse with an axe to grind, and we shall not look upon his like again...

Never mess with an angry mare who has an axe, I suppose that’s a good moral. Like Incidental Background Mare #9.

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Well, at least not until the next story is discovered in a locked cabinet buried beneath the basement.

I’ve got lots of cabinets with half-finished stories, as it happens.

Ha! The IT department probably has an infinite supply of used Dell keyboards to distribute. Every corpse-oration does!

Heh, now that you mention it, I’ve got a few bad keyboards that came with computers . . . there’s one computer unboxing channel/review channel (can’t remember which one) that calls those keyboards and mice “e-waste.” Which isn’t a stretch, to be honest.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s BRAINS?
Thou art more lovely and more BRAINS!
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of BRAINS!
And summer’s lease hath all too short a BRAINS!

Ah, Shakespeare as he was meant to be heard.

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A shame; I really liked Admiral Biscuit and his stories. Now that KitKat has done away with him there will be no more

It is unfortunate, but at least KitKat got out of it okay.

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Biscuit really shouldnt gone Dutch when faced with a jacked pone?

Really shouldn’t have. It ended quite badly, although predictably. An angry mare with an axe, well. . .

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"WTF did I just read?" doesn't even cover it!

I know, right? Things got weird.

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Never mess with an angry mare who has an axe, I suppose that’s a good moral. Like Incidental Background Mare #9.

And don't tell her she has a nice axe. Unless of course she's a fan of axe-idental innuendo.

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I love it when that happens!

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But which endo is she gonna put it inn?

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And don't tell her she has a nice axe. Unless of course she's a fan of axe-idental innuendo.