Twilight Gets a Puppy How come I never get a puppy? I always wanted a puppy, maybe one of those giant mastiff things or a little teacup poodle that I could carry around in a coffee cup.Season 2 Sit down, shut up, and hold on, cause it's a long ride yet!By TDR By that annoying gray rabbit.
The Return of Har-meow-nyPrologue
To be honest I can't even poke fun at this title, it's hilarious.
Celestia's journal, entry ….. one of these days I'm going to look at a calendar before I start writing.
It's been a year since I sent Twilight Sparkle Sparklebutt Mcpurple flank and her brothers Woofy poofington the third and spicy burrito breath the purperler to Ponyville to try and save my sister. Ole emo Moon butt. Seriously some ponies have a goth phase, little Looney IS a goth phase. A task they succeeded in with the help of a group of friends Yes friends... a needy little wanna be noble, a hick farmer who's probably so inbred that a little heat would make her toast, an partiholic, a sex crazed head trauma victim of a pegasus, and a mousy little pony who screams at her own shadow. So fierce and dependable of friends there. they gathered there.
While they managed to save my sister, By the stars I can't stand emos with their beady little eyes and their dopy hair and their stupid beaks and walking around like dinosaurs... no wait that's an emu... I can't stand emus. it seems part of the cost was that the Sparkle's no longer trust me. Thus proving they are smarter than they look. Which still isn't saying much.
While I am saddened Yes, you are very sad but you shouldn't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good. by this, the return of my sister Luna Moon butt ….. no, that seems like a cheap knock off of another joke. Hmmm I need a name for her. makes this a cost I am willing to pay, Drama queen much ? particularly since I have the time to regain the cost.
Time which seems to be of short supply as of late. Says the immortal, HAH! While the Gala this year was the most entertaining it has been in some time, Pffft you mean EVER. And trust me I’ve
been to all of them, not by choice, this one was the best one yet, and I didn't even have to do anything! it seems it drew the attention of one I thought I had more time to prepare for. Awww she thought she could prepare for me. Like it's hard to throw a welcome back party …. sheesh.
The Sparkle's trust in me has not fully recovered I should totally fix that... or make it worse... where's a coin when I need it? and while Luna has forgiven me, Because you wouldn't stop whining..... I am working on repairing our relationship as well as it still seems strained. Big surprise, after an upper cut like that.
That may not happen as Discord has awakened. And what a long nap it was. Seriously I just lay down for a moment and suddenly a few thousand years fly past.
The chimeric monster handsome devil has likely already has some sort of foul plot only after taco night against me and my sister, Mostly you as I said before I don't like emos.... emus.....whatever likely in revenge for our sealing him in stone. Oh no no no no no..... YES,YOU MADE ME A STATUE!! Do you have any idea how boring that was? And I had such an itch on my nose......
When we used the Elements Glowy rocks against him, Discord had already crossed the line and had harmed numerous ponies. ONE PONY, and he deserved it...... The other Gods Prudes agreed to the act as it was not just Equestria Considering the one who wanted me to learn about new age rock was the god that moved the freaking sun, they wern't gonna argue. that was suffering from the chaos he was inflicting on the world.
Despite what we might have been in the past, You broke up with me sun butt. Not my fault you lost your sense of humor. Luna and I used the Elements of Harmony on Discord and turned him into a statue that I have kept in my gardens to watch over him Laugh at. and ensure he doesn't escape. You mean to rub your plot against when you're feeling lonely, or just mean. Seriously, I was as rock hard as I could get already and that just wasn't fair......
I was not expecting the level of chaos at the gala this year Such a magical time and thus with that influx it seems he was able to free himself. I actually could have freed myself years ago I just fell asleep for real for a bit and only woke up when some pony started singing 'Rock thee like a hurricane', I think it was Luna.
I am unsure where he is In your vault, rewriting your memoirs at the moment. but it's only a matter of time before he shows up. Only a matter of chapters you mean... and it's not many.......
PS: My name is Princess Celestia and I have a huge butt and I smell and the worst mistake ever was breaking up with Discord because he's such a handsome and charming devil and I really want to make it up to him but now I’m to fat and he'd never want anything to do with me again boo hoo hoo. Also I need to remember to make a ruling to ban Emos... Emus... no more emus......Cassowarys have to go to... penguins are okay because they are very well dressed.
Though on the subject of puppies I never got..... I think I know a way to fix that.... after all, if sun butt and moony have found new toys....it's only fair I break them so they have to play with me again...... BWAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA mine is an evil laugh!
YES!
Holy sweet babies YES
All my laughs, hahahahaha!!
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
For added halarity, pretend the red text is in Comic Sans. TDR would've done that himself, but was unfortunately unable to, due to the limitations of FimFiction markup.
Now this is how you start a story
Re-wrote somepony else's diary? While that joke is still a classic, it is quite an old one, Discord. If you are that bored, then you could just send Twilight some of Celestia's embarassing photos (I'm sure you've stocked many) or made the three little filles of Ponyville your avatars. That would count as chaos job well done for this generation.
i loved discord directly influencing the story, thats something you find rarely in good stories.
This is going to be amazing!!!
This is where the fun begins.
Ayyyyy, Dissonance, how ya doing, buddy ol' pal?
To quote the man with the mustache - 'Mother of God!'
the new season of fun start,,
So it does
If the cat has wings, I'm gonna call shenanigans. I already have a discord-created winged cat.
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Rahs had wings briefly.... in the last book
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But it wasn't a cat
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Nah not a Tressym.
WOOOOOOOO! This story's not dead!
Also Destiny 2: Forsaken's coming out next week! WOO! #letmeknowifyouplayDestiny
*ambulance sirens in the background*
We need to get that 4th wall to the hospital! He's been brutally murdered and maimed by Discord! "
is that rahs on the cover?
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It's too late. There will be no fixing it. We'll have to install a new one after Discord's been dealt with.
That looks more like a saber tooth cat
But the frst did say he looked more feline is some aspects
"somewhat heavy on innuendo and lewdness, but there's still no tag for that."
The fact that you wrote that instead of abusing the sex tag like certain authors do imidiately puts this into my waiting list of things to read. Nothing more disappointing trying to find an adult story with adult scenes only to find out it's due to "coarse language" xD
Gonna go read the first story now ^^ Hope this will be a good ride
that image what Rahs more or less looks like? because if so, he kinda looks like Inigo. (follower mod for skyrim)
Sex Tag: What am I, chopped liver?
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As close an aproximation as i could find. least the amber eyes and ears are right , though Rahs doesn't have saber cat fangs.... i really need fan art.
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9138580 Yeah well sex tag pretty much means sex. Since i don't write clop it's not something i'll use. Hinted banging , dirty talk and Cadence aside, i don't get into detail more than the suggestion. Plus i don't want to draw in people looking for porn and then pissing them off for no reason.
DAMN IT DISCORD!!
Why do I have the strange feeling that instead of Dissy getting encased in stone again, he and the Sparkle siblings will reach some sort of deal/understanding where he doesn't go too far with the chaos, and they don't stonify him. Besides, Discord messing with Celestia is always fun!
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Well something happens
Very cute. Reminds me of some art a friend made:
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*gets Voltron and a giant newspaper* Bad Discord!
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The hype is real.
Okay, the worst part is, you can't say he's wrong.
Dark, brooding appearance, check
Dark blues, grays, and black colors, with silver for highlights, check.
Banished to the moon after trying to take over the world because "Oh, nopony understands my pain!", check.
Hair like a moonless night, check.
Luna has an incurable case of The Goths.
Yeah...this is a calmer, more deliberate, more cynical Discord. This guy needs more than just a friend to sort him out, he also needs some serious venting. Despite how goofy part of his work here may seem, how he words things makes it sound like there's a simmering anger thinly hidden.
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If you recall the window scene in canon. He was angry and cynical then too he only got goofy after he won
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Honestly, with this author, there ain't no telling.
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Though I do like the way he has written Discord thus far.
damn... first chapter and i laughed so hard i farted....
Lol, penguins
THE
CHAOS
SHALL LAST FOREVER
or more accurately one afternoon
That is literally the best way to describe Rainbow Dash in this universe.
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Shall not shell.
But I like emus
Wow. This version of Discord sounds like a actually evil person, not the maliciously mischievous spirit of chaos we all know. I doubt I will like this one at all.
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As i've pointed out , when Discord first appeared in canon he was far less whimsical until after he'won' so to speak
Starting to read this story today. Daaaaamn Rahs looking good! No wonder Rainbowdash & Jinx want to smash. Add Trixie and you got a party!
Party?
Black--Soul: Pinkie no 4th wall breaking in real life please...
Ok...
I know only this types of Discord:
Q - Teaching with hard but fair lessons.
Prankster - total goof / teacher via pranks / observer /- historic keeper
Cruel - Noone likes that version 'duhhh'
The nessecary evil and the one keeping stagnation away
Time to read/-text to speech this beauty ones more
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Why?
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I seen storys with less character development. Very lovely how well the characters are made out to be.
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Sounds actually to short... Seriously often i wonder how a event of the episode seem to be resolved in ours or a singel day if some if them might actually needs days or weeks to be resolved...
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The bird that always appers classic and with style.
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Well in a tv series there just so mutch time... A text story? That were truly deep story, characters and details shine. A god... Damn, dont think fixing a normal individual mindset but a god? Than one that is the representation of chaos? That... Quite the task!
Season 2 re-reading
Discord is quite entertaining