Hearts and Paws Day, epilogue
Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 2
By TDR
Hearts and Paws Day,
epilogue
[?]
"Crikey would yah look at that, tha male didn't even notice all tha flaunting tha interested females were doing." Discord said proudly waving his bird hand at nothing.
“Such a shame too, given he's tha last of his kind heah, one would think tha urge tah reproduce would be immense, if'n fer nothing else than tah shut Loonie up.”
Discord smirked looking at the camera adjusting his pith helmet and smoothing out his jungle shirt.
“But all hope is not lost for our luckless male, despite the challenges presented tah them , it's pretty clear that tha females are not yet deterred and they'll come tah butt heads once more fer their chosen mate.”
Discord vaguely gestures into the sky.
“But which will tha blighta choose. Tha grade a specimen of an alpha bitch... who looks like the creator took her from ah yiff site....”
A can of coke was bounced off Discord's head from off screen followed by angry rabbit noises.
“A bug with mommy issues that could be anything he'd want her tah be?” Discord waggled his eyebrows until they fly away into the sky like a little bird. He frowns watching them go before pulling out a razor and dragging it over where his eyebrows used to be forming new ones before tossing the razor away.
“Or maybe even the little sad excuse for a unicorn that only latched onto him because he was nice to her when she was younger?”
A great deal of booing comes from a server named after him, and Discord thumbs his nose in their general direction.
“Crikey maybe even tha whole city of Cloudsdale'll git him, I mean what guy wouldn't want to have hundreds of mares fawning over him?”
Discord chuckles.
“A smart one, that's who.”
Discord grinned.
“So tune in next time fer more of the exciting adventures in Rahs Sparkle's love life. Wha!!? OOOh look at the size of that one!!!”
Discord pounces on something off screen and as the camera follows it can be seen that he's wrestling with a very large and ugly looking shoe with holes in it.
“Ain't she a beaut!?”
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Happy Birthday, Steve.
a short chapter, but I thoroughly enjoyed it
... and is it weird that I was reading discords lines in Steve Irwin's voice before I even saw the happy birthday to him?
Nice way to honor Steve and give a humorous chapter.
till next time,
I feel that that shoe should have a stinger somewhere...just so Discord gets hit with a healthy dose of irony.
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No. I was doing the same thing lol.
Rip.
It's a terrible day for rain
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I agree, I was actually thinking about him today; didn’t know why until I realised that it was his Bday today.
Hunting Crocs, I see
"She's Angry!"
That's standard romantic relationship build-up. Non-standard creature like you probably won't understand.
Man I misss that crazy Aussi. Thanks for the reference, it rather made my day.
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Thats the point, mate ;)
Personally... I'm rooting for Trixie. I dunno why, I guess the mental picture is just too adorable.
Crikey!
Now all I'm wondering is if there is a picture of jynx.
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I will neither confirm nor deny what image this is based on, though the Discord people have seen it.
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D-did I guess what is going to happen
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Dear sir I assure you this is entirely on the up and up. That .02% is of the total winnings. The house receives nothing until the the resolution of the pool. The house can neither encourage or make any bets of it's own and as such the 0.02% is a fee for the house's trouble. Nothing more or less. I may be a crook, but I am an honest crook.
Not QUITE as over the top, gloriously, chaotically, hilariously awesome as the RD/Blueblood date, but a very close second. Awesome way to alter events, bring some long standing plot threads into light, and just have so much damn fun with the concept. Of the three, I'm actually pulling for Jynx, she's the one who actually seems to respect Rahs the most, and is the most honest about things. Trixie is too obsessive and sees Rahs as rightly hers, Saturnia has barely interacted with him at all and just wants a hunk, and while Jynx is mostly just after him for the same reason as Saturnia, Jynx admits it and is still trying to respect his views on things while trying to get him to notice she'd like to show him some 'advanced grappling techniques'. I just like her approach overall the best.
Well, Terry is not wrong about the Equinocentric phrasing of a lot of things in Equestria. Give it a few years and things might start to change.
So.... question, is Chocolate Fudge Ripple higher or lower on the depressive ice cream bingeing scale then cookie dough ice cream? (The higher it is, the more upset and in need of comfort the eater is)
And more Pinkie-Shy shipping.... ehhh I don't really see it. Yeah I know you've pointed out how protective Pinkie was of Shy early on, but a lot of that just came off more like Pinkie being, well Pinkie, and from what we learn later, maybe seeing Fluttershy as a lot like her younger sister Marble, and so acting the same way and feeling closer and more protective. Of any of the Mane 6, I'd say Pinkie is closer to being hooked up with RD, she seems rather obsessed with spending time with Dashie above any others, gives her the nickname 'Dashie' and not any of the others getting ones, plus, come on, there is an entire episode fully devoted to Pinkie being upset that RD doens't like eating her pie.
And way to take one for the team Shiny! Your 'sacrifice' will be honored by all the couples everywhere on this day.
Oh Saturnia, while I like Jynx better, you are so fun to watch as well.
And Rahs continues to show he is indeed the smartest member of his family. Of the three main siblings, Twilight obviously has the highest INT score, but also the lowest WIS score. Spike I'd say comes in second in both cases, but him and Rahs being pretty close in INT, but Spike maybe edging him out by a point or two, but Rahs INT isn't much lower, and he's got the best WIS score of the group.
I love how the town has actually mapped out the blast radius for various hijinks based on who is involved and the day of the week.
Wow.... go go scamers! Nice to see some things never change....
And that pegasus does not even begin to know what she is in for... I'd feel sorry, but she's asking for it anyway.
Yeah, I'll admit, by response to finding out somepony was selling stuff was pretty much.
Best, Poison Joke joke ever! But, Trixie think about this, get the Joke, get a mane style like Twilight, and then go do stuff that gets blamed on her!
Go Rarity! Also, they have a Tuesday Bunker...... I freaking love it, but yes, Hunky Stallion Get time trumps Disaster Avoidance. Maybe they can talk him into the Bunker to help repopulate Ponyville after tings die down.
Hehe, jolly old elk ex warrior, sure there is a Discworld reference I could make, but no, this much better fits Dresden Files. Where else can you find Santa Clause, riding besides Herne the Hunter, at the head of the Wild hunt?
50 years before Twilight? Wut? That.. screws with some things... and raises even more questions. Also, ehhhh they gave a reason for it already, though yeah, basing a holiday around something like the Love poison is odd anyway.
Poor Rahs, too intimidated to realize how the big, buff Dog just wants cuddle time.
Wow.... Go Agent S! Epic little useage of that reveal here.
Silly bet? You won't be saying that when you are rolling in Bits... I mean, it IS Trixie.
Mad reading skill there Rahs, It takes a lot to make that look so easy, I know from experience.
Not the Bees..........
If Scion's of Gods have no real powers beyond being high end of the Bell Curve, explain Angel.
And it was the CMC.......
Still, legit reason for it, and they were doing something both fully honest, if only in the sense it's not a lie, and harmless.
Plus, go Luna! Giving them a legal out for this as well. Spike has spent WAAAAAY to much time playing RPG's to not see these loopholes.
And Go Rahs! Really nailed those perception checks today......
Also, I had its on him not noticing!
And then, the whole Discord ending was awesome.
So yeah, just a really really damn fun episode.
True love would be Trixie or the Changeling. Jinx just want to have fun and a litter or three.
At least he get Trixie and Changeling Love Bug for double Trixie action ~♡
Hm... Death by Snu-snu becomes more probably with every female suiter...
If the story cover is what the photographs are about, than no wonder ever female is going woof and bark for him.
Wonder who would be after Rahs if he was a female.
But males a rather rare in mlp main story.