Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season2
By TDR
Dragon Li Quest,
prologue
[Ponyville, One week Later, Spring]
“Thank yah kindly fer all of yah coming out tah help with tha spring planting.” Applejack smiled. “Ah'm in a bit of a rush tah get it all done early this year as ah'm heading off tah that big rodeo at that end of tha week an ah dun wanna leave Mac tah deal with it all himself.”
“Hey, no problem after last time something like this happened, I'm just glad you asked.” Rainbow Dash snorted making AJ wince. Despite patching up Dash still occasionally made jabs, though it was usually after some one tried to reign her in on something.
“Still I'm glad I could set everything up properly and give you and Rarity time to talk about what you needed to for that sister hoof social thing.” Twilight smiled quickly changing the subject.
“And I made sure to tell the birds and squirrels to leave the seeds alone or they wouldn't get anything come harvest time.” Fluttershy added.
“ I'm still kinda surprised that you came out to help Rarity.” Pinkie Pie chimed up. “ I didn't expect to see you digging in the dirt.”
“While I am not a fan of it at all. I am not adverse to gardening, and I often work in dirt for my gems.” Rarity pouted. “ That said, I cannot wait to get a shower...”
“Well it might need to wait, Spike offered to make us lunch and we can wash up a bit there.” Twilight smiled. ”Then we can head back to finish up.”
“So why didn't he bring it out to us?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Because he doesn't have a way to get it out there very quickly with out Rahs helping and I'll probably have to drag Rahs out of bed.” Twilight sighed. “He's not even nocturnal, but he still sleeps most of the day.”
“Don't most ponies dream at night? So wouldn't that make Moon Dogs nocturnal?” Fluttershy asked.
“He's asleep most nights too, he's just lazy.” Twilight huffed.
“Sounds about like a cat to me.” Applejack laughed.
Twilight was about to respond when Rainbow Dash took off towards the Library skidding to a stop as she landed beside the wide open door. The others quickly rushed to catch up skidding to a stop as Dash did looking up at the spray paint defacing the front of the library. Neon green paint screamed out against the trunk in a variety of slogans.
'Meat is murder'
'Animals are not here for your entertainment'
'Animals are not slaves'
' Free the orcas'
'Dairy causes autism'
'I'd rather go naked than wear fur.'
Inside was much worse with a great deal of slurs and insults directed against Twilight herself. They had also taken a large number of foals books about animals and cook books from the shelves and tossed them into the center of the room in an attempt to make a bonfire with them. Aside from some chard paper around the pile the books new fire suppression enchantments had held.
The six mares looked around in awe at the carnage.
“RAHS!!? SPIKE!!?” Twilight called.”Owlowiscious ? Mr. Whipple?”
When no answer was forth coming Twilight looked to Rarity in askance.
“No dear, this isn't like any Diamond Dog attack I've ever seen.” Rarity sighed.” They have better grammar.”
“There's a note over here.” Applejack pointed out.
Twilight snatched it up reading it.
“Dear horrible monster. We have freed your slaves and brought retribution on this den of evil for all to see. We shall carry them to where they belong and free them of having to answer to their slave names of Rahs, Spike, Owlowiscious , and Mr. Whipple. We also hope you suffer a long horrible death in a fire.” Twilight read out loud.
“So Rahs, Spike, Owlowiscious , and that parasprite of yours have been foal napped?” Applejack questioned.
“Again.” Rainbow Dash added.
“Hey look they left leaflets.” Pinkie Pie chimed up hopping over to scoop one up.” Lets see....instead of saying 'bring home the bacon' start saying, 'bring home the bagels'.....instead of saying' Take the bull by the horns' start saying' take the flower by the thorns'? What?”
“So Rahs, Spike, Owlowiscious , and that parasprite of yours have been foal napped by idiots.” Applejack corrected.
“Again.” Rainbow Dash added once more.
Fluttershy moved over to Pinkie Pie looking at the leaflet as Twilight let out a long breath trying to calm herself.
“I am going to ward this building six ways from Tartarus. So help me the next ones who come to cause a problem are just going to explode.” Twilight growled.
“Oh.... them....” Fluttershy stated with a tone cold enough to drop the temperature in the room a few degrees.
Twilight's mane started smoldering raising the temperature back to normal.
“Fluttershy that sounded like recognition. I want names.” Twilight stated.
“Ponies for the ethical treatment of animals. PETA.” Fluttershy stated lowering the temperature a few more degrees.” They're a group of ponies who think they are activists for animal rights when in reality their goal is to wheedle as many bits in donations out of gullible ponies as they can and gain attention any way they can, usually be doing something stupid. They've stolen ponies pets and released them into habitats they don't even belong in or in areas that the released animals soon take over and destroy the native wildlife. They cause no end of trouble to other ponies trying to promote their ideal society.”
“PETA? Had those idiots out on tha farm a few times, they tried tah free tha cows and pigs broke some of my fence. Didn't think they had even landed yet after Mac bucked the lot of um intah orbit.” Applejack frowned.
“They protested sugar Cube Corner because we use milk and eggs. Have you ever had a cake without milk or eggs?” Pinkie Pie threw up her hooves.
“Princess Luna is not to know about this. This one is mine.” Twilight snarled.
At that moment a large bear tapped on the front door and leaned in looking around the library before spotting Fluttershy and whimpering a bit.
“Harry what are you doing here. You know the mayor doesn't like it when you wander into town without me.” Fluttershy scolded.
Harry mumbled and growled a little and Fluttershy's eyes widened then narrowed as the bear continued. The sight of the little yellow mare scowling unnerved most of the others. Twilight was too pissed to notice.
“They came by my house.......” Fluttershy stomped a hoof angrily, which wasn't saying much as she lightly put her hoof down with a barely audible tap. “I warned them what would happen if they did that again.”
More muttering from the bear and Fluttershy blinked before pressing a hoof to her temple rubbing it.
“Of course he did.” Fluttershy sighed.
“Well?” Twilight demanded.
“PETA raided my house as well and 'Freed' all of my animals. Most of them already went back inside though they took some of the more 'docile' ones like Henrietta...... and Angel Bunny.”
There was silence.
“They foal napped angel bunny.?” Applejack asked finally.
“Yes.” Fluttershy replied.
“So Rahs, Spike, Owlowiscious , Angel, Henrietta, and that parasprite of yours have been foal napped by suicidal idiots.” Applejack corrected again.
“Again.” Rainbow Dash chimed up.
“Seems to be the case.” Rarity sighed.
“Pinkie Pie would you do me a favor and get the bag I have in my shed?” Fluttershy stated.
“The one in the back storage locker or the one under the floor boards?” Pinkie Pie asked.
“The first one. The second is for Zephyr.” Fluttershy sighed as Pinkie Pie zipped off.
“What?! Zephyr where!?” Dash growled shooting up into the air looking around angrily.
“One of these days I really must find out what is going on with her brother.” Rarity sighed.
“Applejack how many bodies do you think we can conceivably bury in the eastern part of your farm without some pony noticing?” Twilight asked calculating how many ponies an average organization had.” If we buried them vertically to avoid magical scans from flying ponies I mean.”
“Ah'm a little more concerned with surviving this before we worry about that.” Applejack sighed.
After Twilight is tired maybe she could let Celestia and Luna take care of the rest
Given the personalities of like half of the kidnapped individuals, I can't see this ending well for the PETA ponies. Even without intervention from the mane 6.
PETA, you have messed with the natural order of the world in misguided attempts to restore it, you have foalnapped Rahs and Spile Sparkle, Owlowiscious, Mr. Whipple, and Angel Bunny. You have angered three of the Elements of Harmony, and you have kidnapped Luna’s adoptive grandson. Meet Dr. Choppy, the battle ax, Twilight Sparkle, Crelestia’s prized student and Element of Magic, Luna Luna Invocana, Princess of the Moon, Night, and Dreams, Fluttershy, Element of Kindness, and Pinkie Pie, Elememnt of Laughter and breaker of the Laws... of physics and thermodynamics.
This is going to be absolutely hilarious, and Luna is going to be pouty for a week for being excluded from the fun. Spike will probably just watch the fireworks with popcorn, and Rhas is going to laugh his ass off.
And the "foalnapping again" banter was pure gold
oh, those poor, poor idiots...
getting on Twilight's bad side is already bad enough, but to add Flutters to the mix is truly suicide
... some time later.
Ah, this is quite a peaceful month. With no complaints from those activists whatsoever. I love my little ponies to pieces, but some of them need to get out of their dinky rooms and learn the truth about outside world.
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If there's anything left of these tools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk
Kill them all!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Just one question: HOW?!
Spike, Owlowiscious, Henrietta, and Mr. Whipples, i can understand. It wouldn't take much to catch them. But Rahs fought whole packs of Diamond Dogs by himself. And Angel fought him to a standstill once.
How did a bunch of ponies manage this? Unless they got someone like Bulk Biceps to help. Or took hostages, which would also be hypocritical.
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drama
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To be honest, this might be the first time Twilight's actually done something useful in a fight. Gathering the element bearers might be the only other time. You might be able to count the fun house spell from Rainbow and Prince's date, but that wasn't really a fight.
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Twilight doesn't even really have to go after them. The second they're let out of their cages, they will be destroyed... unless Owlowiscious is the first one let go. Although I'm curious how this leads to Spike with the dragon migration.
My only complaint is that it'll be over far to quickly
Seriously, this clip could be a 20 hour loop and I'll still laughing
I forget what is henrietta?
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if my memory serves right it's that chicken the crusaders went looking for in the S1 episode with the cockatrice (forgot the name right now)
Part of me wants to feel false pity towards the idiots that are about to die. The other part remembers that this is the pony version of PETA and that counters all arguments to even fake pity.
MAKE THEM SUFFER!
And that was my venting of hate for the organization. Hope the next chapter comes soon.
Ok new bet angle and rahas team up and leval the place before going at it again or just trash it while fighting
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I believe they just let themseleves 'captured' so they could avoid damaging their home. As for Angel, that bunny tends to do things where there is no witness (exclude accomplices) around.
so they toke both Rah the moon dog who is the "grand pup" of a ruleing princess, and a dimi god rabbit who can punch people into next week.......
yea I pretty sure PETA will be gone for the world soon enough, or be begging twilight and the girls to take them back.........
hey discord you got any popcorn you can share, also move over make some room on the sofa so I can sit down and watch the show as well.
Peta
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100 bits that rah make them sit though a one moon dog play that he wrote himself.....
add another 50 bits to it if angel bunny join in and help rah in with the play
I, for one, can't believe Opal was left behind in all this. I mean, they kidnapped a dragon (a baby one, but a dragon nonetheless) but left Rarity's cat?
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And he already tends to count Rahs and Spike under 'accomplices'.
These idiots are worse than the real-world PETA. Them saying that Rahs and Spike are enslaved animals would be equivalent to the RL PETA saying that a black person and an Hispanic person are enslaved animals, even completely ignoring the adoptive siblings angle. Diamond Dogs and Dragons are people in Equestria, not animals.
Is this by chance inspired by a certain comment made by a certain group on a certain beloved animal expert's birthday? Because, yeah, fuck those guys.
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Done and done any more bets because I'm sure spike might try to make money from this
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........Rahs is a drama-dog so that makes too much sense
This is what happens when dragons aren't allowed to eat ponies the stupid ones survive.
Oh hell it sounds like PETA and the anti-vaxxers merged at some point. Get 'em girls!
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nah PETA actualy tried to pass that off as a reason to go vegan at one point.
...Isn't this the Episode with the Dragon Migration, and Garble's introduction? And Angel is alongside Spike and Rahs.......and Garble isn't the smartest.......
Let the dragon blood flow.
Sums it up nicely.
Mr Whipple's going to eat everything and swarm. Rahs, Spike, and Angel are already wrecking crews individually. And I
kind ofreally hope we get to see what pyrocorn Twilight and stone cold Fluttershy do to them.Good thinking. Bury them upside down too for good measure.
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I'm with you on that one!
..........Best Story Ever!!!!!!
Why would they even kidnap spike and rahs? They can both curse the idiots out in english or whatever.
Well yeah, but some creatures need to eat meat to survive and stay healthy
Well no, Owlowiscious and Mr. Whipple are there because they want to
I'm pretty sure that Owlowiscious and Mr. Whipple only work if they want to
Not sure what this one is on about
Good to know... I guess
These guys really lucked out didn't they
Ohhh, harsh
I am RD in this scene
Still being RD over here
Should I just start calling myself Rainbow Danger Dash from now on
Also: Did PETA just foalnap two royals (one of which is the son of a god) + Angel Bunny and Co.
Rip PETA limb from limb.
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I'm sorry, but what?! They actually tried to say that dairy products cause Autism?
I wonder, Does that mean all forms of milk, include human brest milk?
9514506 YES they did but in order to let Twilight and CO deal with them rather than Luna or Blue. Said royal parents aren't being told right now, thought if PETA had succeeded with burning the books Canterlot probably would know as POnyville can be seen from the Castle, then add in Twilight's reaction
Celestia’s going to need to give Twilight and Fluttershy PETA hunting permits and a royal pardon by the time this is over.
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And Rahs. And Spike. And Angel. And...
Forget it, just make PETA hunting legal for everypony.
Hahaha! totally spot on!
That was awesome.
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Dairy doesn't cause Autism... but it won't stop idiots (real or fictional) from believing it. It's actually kindof pathetic. A funny kind of pathetic.
Haha, oh man those idiots are gonna Dieeeee!!!
Who's Henrietta ?
Also remember: almost in no way is this meant to be a parody of PETA - it's meant as an accurate resemblance.
Hmmm. Is it bad that I would feel less empathy for PETA pony clones than the cannibalistic diamond dog fanatics from the last story?
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Theres an argument to be made spike is more or less a child and would be “brainwashed” by the sparkles, and possibly the same argument made for Rahs and the others.
Also also, Rahs is probably too lazy to bother fighting back and is just along for giggles. I could totally see him seeing how it plays out because he lives for the drama.
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I actually have a form of autism. At least it isn’t the vaccinations cause autism BS
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I wasn't talking about you (sorry for not making that clear). I was referring to 'special interest groups' such as PETA, anti-vaccers and the like who spread false information to mislead people into sympathizing with them. They're the idiots.
Isn’t angel bunny some sort of demon Or is rhat a different story is
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Oh I knew that no worries