Kitten Cakes, part one
Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 2
By TDR
Kitten Cakes,
part one
[Ponyville, Fall, two weeks after Tank came to live with Rainbow Dash]
“Well that settles it, we can't take yah any where Pinkie.” Applejack muttered yanking the rope a bit tighter around Pinkie Pie's legs.
“But the babies!!!!!!!” Pinkie Pie whined from the floor where Rahs was sitting on her as Applejack tied her up.
“Are newly born and need to rest , as do the parents. “ Nurse Redheart growled, before leaning down to glare at Pinkie Pie white muzzle to pink. “ And so help me Miss Pie if you wake the nursery again with your shenanigans I will make sure that that' Black List' of yours is known as the second worst punishment in Ponyville.”
The others remained wisely silent after coming to see the new foals, pretending not to notice the Pink mares mania. All save Fluttershy who was watching Pinkie Pie being hog tied with interest.
“Woof.” Rahs pointed out waiting for Applejack to finish tying Pinkie before he sat on her again. No one trusted the pink mare to stay in the ropes without a guard.
“Right that's a good point, what did you name them?” Twilight asked.
Carrot Cake looked rather haggard as he looked down at Pinkie Pie before he let out a small sigh.”So we named our little colt Pound Cake, and our little filly Pumpkin Cake.”
“A unicorn and a pegasus.” Applejack hummed softly.
“Well you see my great great great grandfather was a unicorn. And Cupcake's great aunt, second cousin twice removed was a pegasus.” Carrot Cake offered.” That makes sense right?”
Rarity hummed a little at that as Twilight started doing calculations in her head.
“Do twins run in the family?” Fluttershy asked.
“Not to my knowledge really.” Carrot shrugged.
“Hmmm.” Rarity hummed louder as if in agreement as she inched closer to Twilight.
Applejack shrugged, letting it go at that.
“Wait if it's second cousin twice removed then its not... hmmmph!!” Twilight started to explain having done the math in her head and seen a number of things not add up with the genetics. Thankfully Rarity caught on to her friends complete and utter lack of tact and bravely sacrificed her hoof to shove it in Twilight's mouth. Cutting her off before she pointed out something obvious to everyone else that would have just made Carrot Cake rather upset.
“They are quite lovely dear, though you should be careful, a foal unicorn is not quite going to be in control of their magic and will likely be doing things that they shouldn't until they learn the limits of their powers.” Rarity stated guiding Twilight into a safer conversation as she with drew her hoof .
“Oh right. IPS, or Infant Probability Surge.” Twilight stated giving Rarity an odd look. ”It's thought of as an old defense mechanism from more primitive times when foals were expected to be up and running around in minutes of being born. Earth Ponies still follow that and some foals have been known to hit the ground running. Literally.”
“Yup, Applebloom was like that, took tha nurses fifteen minutes to catch her too.” Applejack chuckled.
“With unicorns it tends to be the instinctive casting of spells in surges. It's as if they are trying to figure out what sort of magic suits them before they settle on one type. “ Twilight offered. “Some of the spells that they could cast might wind up far surpassing anything they can do as an adult later in life.”
“Bork.” Rahs added with a grin.
“No I don't think any one wants to know Mom's favorite story about how I shut off gravity for the whole block when I was six months old.” Twilight snapped.
The whole room went still as everyone looked at Twilight.
“......... I was trying to get to the cookie jar on top of the fridge, cast the spell and shut off the gravity for the entire block for about an hour. Everything was just floating around in the house and out side the gravity distortion lessened as it spread out so no one went flying up into space despite the attempts by the local foals to do so.” Twilight growled.
“She's only mad because she hasn't figured out how to do it again.”
“I'm working on that.” Twilight snapped at her brother.
“Pegasus have something like that too. Instinctive flying using air currents and updrafts that are too small for any but the most skilled flier to detect.” Fluttershy added interrupting what was building towards a Sparkle argument.
“In either case there is foal proofing to be done that you might not have considered otherwise. “ Rarity claimed.
“Right, though there's plenty of books out there with all you need to know about any issues that may pop up as extensive studies have been done, though we don't have any at the library right now......... oh my gosh!” Twilight smiled pronking into the air a moment.” I get to order new books!”
The others ignored her as she pulled out a list and started writing down all the foal books she would need to order for the library as well as which ones Carrot and Cup Cake should read first. Her rapid fire list making and suggestions were overwhelming the poor stallion, though the others simply took it with a grain of salt and focused on the newborns. Nurse Red Heart was just glad they were doing it quietly.
“But the babies need a birthday party...” Pinkie Pie whined.
[ Golden Oaks Library, several hours later.]
“ … That was nice of Fluttershy to take Pinkie Pie home, not really thrilled that Sugar Cube Corner will be shut down for a week or more, but the new parents need some time off.” Twilight added. “Shy seemed rather insistent that Pinkie Pie stay tied up though...”
Rahs shrugged pushing open the door and stopping dead, causing Twilight to run into him.
“Ow what?? Oh … Good afternoon Princess Luna, you're up early.” Twilight offered looking past her brother.
“Greetings Sparkles. Nay, we are up late still.” Princess Luna returned.” Spike here has been informing us of the goings on of our little sister in the last few weeks.”
“Sup.” Spike waved from the other side of a rather large pile of sugared gemstones likely provided by 'Granny Luna'.” So how's the new foal?”
“Foals . Twilight added, Mrs Cake had twins. Pumpkin and Pound Cake.” Twilight considered. “ A unicorn and pegasus. The probability of them having twins of differing types of ponies is astronomically high.......” Twilight began before Rahs swatted her in the mouth with his tail.
“What !! Hey!!” Twilight protested spitting out fur.
“Woof?” Rahs asked.
“Oh, why are we here..... We have decided since we told thee part of the story that thine sister should be in the know as well. Thus we are going to tell thee about the Witch Wolves.” Luna sighed.” The sooner we get this out and over with the sooner we find if we are to be banished from thine relation or not. Thine ultimatums are most vexing thee realizes this correct? We also thought it best to do so before we accepted the invites from young Sweetiebelle for her family appreciation day event, or came with her to collect candy on Nightmare Night. We are still leery of that one.”
Luna trailed off noting that some how during her statement Twilight had set up a writing desk, three recording crystals and had Spike prepped to write down what she said as well. Rahs had been given a quill and ink well too, though he had taken the moment to draw a crude stick figure of his sister with massive over sized glasses and a cone shaped hat that read 'nerd' in very poor paw writing.
“How...?” never mind. We take you are interested in this then.” Luna stated not asking that as a question ignoring the fact Twilight had bounced a new roll of parchment off Rahs' head for the drawing.
“Princess, please relax. One, Celestia hasn't disowned you yet for what ever this is and two I know quite well that history isn't this thing of sunshine and rainbows like a lot of books say now a days. It's why I like older books as they tend to not be edited to hide things. “ Twilight frowned.” I'm still mad at Celestia for allowing that, we have a ridiculous amount of time that is gone from all written history because the editors removed all trace of your existence from so many tomes and books. Do you have any idea how much I've wanted to get the history from back then straight from the horses mouth? From some pony who's been there? I'm honestly surprised that historians haven't been swarming to try and get what they can from you. They gave up asking Princess Celestia once they found out she was making things up. I was nine before I realized that the great cupcake war of 376 ANM was a complete fabrication. I've been on field trips to the fort where the battle was supposed to be held for crying out loud.”
“Yes we have seen Germane Chocolate base. Tia attempted to fool us with that as well. Thankfully Moon Dancer was there and had words with her.” Luna rolled her eyes. As for thine question, they have, but we have declined to comment. This is the first time we have decided to speak of it.” Luna blinked as Twilight fan fillyed with a squee. Both Spike and Rahs rolled their eyes.
“Best get started Princess, or she'll be dancing around for hours.” Spike sighed.
“Very well, we shall begin.” Luna took a deep breath before letting it out. “ Over thirteen hundred years ago, we fell. It was not a sudden change, but a gradual slide. Ponies rejecting and hiding from our night, treating us as a monster barely held in check by our sister. The Nox- Cal were treated as pariahs simply from being in our favor. Oft they were driven off and in cases far more frequently than we liked destroyed amid cries of witchcraft and vampirisum. Many times the ponies responsible were not even punished unless Tia or our self became involved. It was the start of another tribal war between those of our favored and the ponies of the day. There is a reason they all fled to their homeland. It was not due to having lost a war, but due to how ponies treated them.”
Luna paused as Twilight wrote everything down.
“The Oneiroi was quiet, the Moon Dogs had done their new job in quelling the rampant insanity of the dreams that Discord had created. Tia was occupied with her current love interest a unicorn named Solomon who was a Prince of the Crystal Empire. Well we say prince, but in reality we are not sure his relation to royalty of the Crystal Empire. The royal tree was all over the place as the empire tended to follow a more herd based family unit. We know of one of their famed nobles was said to have bedded so many mares that at least seventy percent of ponies alive today are in someway related to him.”
“Woof?” Rahs asked.
“While we have never heard of him referred to as 'little red', we do recall his name was Rhederic Pelt.”Luna offered before glancing at Spike.” Though we think he called his.... male part that.....”
“HA, I got it right, pay up fuzz ball.” Spike snapped.
Rahs grumbled digging into his coat pocket and pulling out some bits to give to his brother.
“What?” Luna questioned.
“Ignore them, we found four names relating to that particular figure in history in our studies and these two bet money on which one was right.” Twilight sighed. “Still confirmation that the empire existed plays into a number of my hypothesizes regarding it. Please go on.”
“Yes well to make a long story short there was no one for me to turn to during this building crisis of ours. We started coming down harder on neighsayers and those who committed crimes, which only made the fear of us worse.” Luna flattened her ears. Then there was the fact Solomon wasn't as devoted to Tia as it seemed. He tried to cast a spell that would enthrall her to serve him. Fortunately it did not work on my sister. Unfortunately he directed the spell to a new target once he realized it didn't work on Tia. And even more unfortunately that new target was us.”
“It didn't work on Princess Celestia?”Twilight questioned.” What was the spell?”
“The warlock's spell latched on to any fears and insecurities the target had, expanding them and working it's way in to corrupt them. At the time Tia was the highest ruler in the land, she had what she thought was a lover who cared for her, rather than her position, despite what we kept telling her. She also had the devotion and love of all her subjects. She had no issues for the spell to target. On the other hoof, we were a mess and had none of that. We knew that many of our subjects feared or even hated us. The number of times some noble or another showed up to demand the day be extended for some reason or another is higher than the strands of fur on our limbs.” Luna sighed. “It was quite a welcome feeling when we returned from the moon to find that Tia had not altered the cycle at all since our departure.”
“And the spell took effect and that was the birth of Nightmare Moon.” Spike considered.
“Indeed.” Luna nodded.
“Woof.” Rahs pointed out.
“Yes while we were stuck serving him, we were still our own entity. We still wished the destruction of our sister and the day as well as all the little sun worshipers.” Luna frowned. “But at that moment we were still trapped in the center of our castle, with Tia who had seen everything happen and was in shock because of it. There was also a host of Guard and powerful casters all of whom had always believed we were evil anyway and had prepped to destroy us the moment we turned. They called it the 'Nightmare protocol', tis where we took our name from in fact. Still at the time we needed to flee, the spells they had prepared may not have been able to kill us, but they could kill Solomon and slow us enough for Tia to do something. So we were ordered to get us out of the castle.”
Twilight wrote furiously as Spike and Rahs both looked on concerned, Rahs knew the next part but he hadn't heard how it got to this point.
“We were under heavy fire and our shield was being rocked by spells, Tia had started barking orders, we were out of time and needed something to buy us enough to escape so we reached out where we could, and pulled for something, anything to aid us.”Luna flattened her ears. “And what we latched onto and pulled on, was a Moon Dog. Three of them emerged from the Oneiroi, torn from their home and flung back into the waking world. The corruption infesting us affecting them as well and what they became could no longer be called a Moon Dog.”
“These were the first Witch Wolves. And among them was the first, Managarmr. “ Luna said sadly. ”They were beasts of towering muscle and rage. A sum of all the darkness that was within us and the nightmares they had consumed in the Oneiroi.”
Spike paled a little at the idea of that, and even Twilight had stopped writing.
“Solomon gave me the order and I passed it to them. The results... three platoons of the best the Guard had to offer at the time were destroyed. They lasted perhaps twenty minutes against three Witch Wolves. Thou might not have noticed with the passage of time when thou were in Castle Whinnyshire, but many of the crumbled walls were from that battle. The spells that were giving me such a hard time meant nothing to the Witch Wolves. None of the guard survived that first encounter, and thus began the War of Night. We sacrificed one of the Witch Wolves by sicking her on Tia as we made our escape to the Crystal Empire.”
Twilight blinked and frowned. Spike just stared. And Rahs didn't add to what he was told earlier that the one who was sicced on Princess Celestia was a direct ancestor of his. Granted all three of them were.
“ The empire soon fell to our power. Countless ponies enslaved and killed. Solomon realized the power of the Witch Wolves and had me draw more and more from the Oneiroi to act as his soldiers. All of them were as corrupted as the first. I ripped hundreds from their homes their families. The Moon Dogs were in a state of panic, Equestria was suffering nightmares not seen since the time of Discord's reign as my actions threw the Oneiroi into complete chaos once more.” Luna closed her eyes. “ The Witch Wolves were given mostly free reign and in the course of years...”
“Hmmm?” Twilight blinked as Luna trailed off.
“The Crystal Pegasi and Unicorns were made extinct because the Witch Wolves enjoyed their flavor more than the Crystal Earth Ponies... Solomon had them go out and attack other tribes, rip apart other races or enslave them. The Crystal Empire soon became a juggernaut of war. Crystal golems, the witch wolves, enslaved and enthralled soldiers, they stormed over everything in a ever expanding wave.”
“What about the other gods? Wouldn't they have stepped in to stop you rather than have you wipe out their races?” Twilight questioned moving the conversation along past the idea of genocide.
“We have wondered that ourselves, but it seems many stayed back either due to following our rule of non interference with each other or of fear that Solomon would claim them as well. Corrupted Dragons were war machines without match, corrupted buffalo were horrendous engines of destruction. Many Gods did try and do something, but only Tia acted directly.” Luna paused.” The war almost ended when Solomon died. But his son was there to take over, stepping into his fathers horse shoes as if nothing had happened.”
“His son?” Spike asked.
“Sombra. A unicorn who followed his fathers teachings a little too well, it was hard to tell what exactly his motives were but the population suffered even more under him than they had his father.” Luna said sadly. ”Thankfully his reign was short, barely twenty years before the Element's of Harmony were brought to bear. Rather than be hit by them however, Sombra ripped the entire empire from the world. What he did with it we do not know. When Solomon died we left the Empire and were not there to vanish with it. With the forces of Equss thinking they won, we marshaled our forces and started the Equestrian civil war by attacking Tia with the Nox Cal and the Witch Wolves. That conflict raged for ten years before we were defeated and sealed in the moon.”
The Sparkles sat there a moment staring at Luna who seemed to be trying to withdraw further and further into herself.
“Sooooo basically you had a spell cast on you that made you bad?” Spike theorized. “ Hardly your fault.”
“We continued to do 'bad' so after the original caster had died. We can hardly blame it all on Solomon.” Luna frowned.
“That depends on what the spell really was and how the casting went.” Twilight muttered. “ After effects of certain spells can last years and this is magic that is potent enough to affect gods. I seriously doubt all your actions can be blamed on you in this instance.”
“You sound like Tia.....” Luna sighed.
“That doesn't make it any less my own observation or any less true.” Twilight protested with a huff.
“Woof.” Rahs shrugged, his opinion not having changed.
Luna smiled a little.” We are glad thou does not seem angry. We were not sure what thine reaction would be. Or if we would have dealt with the rejection well....”
“You're afraid of going back to that still....” Twilight frowned before she was interrupted by Spike.
“Yeah, well, things aren't really the same now as they were then.” Spike pointed out after thinking a bit. “There's nightclubs, late plays, entire shifts of ponies who are up at night, stargazers, and a number of ponies who prefer the night to the day. No one really is afraid of the night like they used to be... well I'm sure some are, but there's probably ponies who are afraid of the day time too.”
“Heliophobia,” Twilight answered. “I think most of the ones afraid of you now are such, due to how you act and how unlike Princess Celestia you are...I mean she's nice, approachable, quiet, reserved, pretty..mmmmph!!!”
Spike spoke up as Twilight spat out the wad of quill feathers Rahs had shoved into her mouth.
“Ignore the fan filly. You, not Princess Celestia, had three fillies come up and ask you to be one of their sisters. So clearly you're not all that terrifying.”Spike finished.
“Spike those three are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, have you forgotten what they did with that Snallygaster, they... mmmphmppph!!” Twilight began to correct her brother before Rahs shoved a rolled scroll into her mouth to shut her up.
Her immediate response to that was to growl, spit out the parchment, and tackle her brother with a cry of rage.
“Stop shoving things in my mouth!! Why is every one doing that today??” Twilight ranted as the pair started to fight.
Spike and Princess Luna looked over at the pair dukeing it out before Spike sighed. “Yeah, you're good with us princess.”
“We are starting to worry what that really means.” Luna blinked as Twilight bit Rahs' tail.
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Interesting change to Sombra's backstory.
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Sombra had two backstories in the comics. One where he was a love of Celestia's and another where he was another race. i decided with option three. Son of Celestia's ex.
The only way to fix LLS Twilight, is to stuff it up before things start to sink.
Yep, they are siblings alright. Too bad Shining wasn't inherit this scholar side of the family.
Please tell me Twilight got some kind of lycanthrope effect from linking with Rahs. Oh, wait, her alter ego was a dragon.
And none of the Mane 6 has the gut to apologize to Rainbow Dash so far? They still have a lots to learn about friendship at this point.
Interesting chapter BAD TWILIGHT you are a herbivore arent you old enough to stop biting.. It might not be the most politically correct to let Twilight voice her questions and comments over all it will be better
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The second backstory is a mirror world version of him whereas the Fiendship version is from the main reality and why the show's staff is hesitant to bring him back. It's a favorite of a lot of the writing staff and Jim Miller as he stated at a Whinny City con and so long as they don't change it in the show it's canon.
Edit: I consider the Fiendship the first version but I don't actually remember which one was published first.
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Ehhhh many herbivores can and do eat meat on occasion. Some equines can eat meat and in some countries it's a part of their regular diet. Some horses even have canines however many owners remove them to fit in bits better. Interestingly enough females are more likely to have fangs than males. You probably didnt mean to be taken this serious but I always found this to be interesting ever since I found out years ago.
Part of this is Celestia;s fault for blinding herself to Solomon's true self.
Woner how badly she tore herself up over her mistake and what it costed her.
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I was unaware of the fang thing but i knew about the meat. A number of farmers in the states supplement the horses diet with ground fish
AM I missing something?
Is Twilight some sort of (insert appropriate fraction) breed?
9324264 Not quite so serious. I knew about horses and other herbivores eating a little meat.. I didn't know females were more likely to have fangs than males
With those three, it's either the highest compliment, or a dire insult.
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No Rahs talked to Luna before while he was in Canterlot and he found out the first 3 Moon Dogs pulled out to become Witch Wolves were relitives of his.
To be fair, i'd be mad about that too
Cause you have no tact
Pffffffffffffffft Even in an alternate, ALTERNATE universe, Rhede is Rhede.
This implies she ever had a legitimate claim on him. Spoilers, she doesn't. She just went and grabbed him and said "This is mine now!" without bothering to ask anyone, let alone Rahs. That she only NOW cares about how he feels on her is hypocritical, plus after what she did to the Moon Dogs her trying to "adopt" him is just another reason for that lingering Moon Dog spirit to dispise her and reject any attempts to "help" him, because she'd just be trying to take more away.
And personally, I think she should just give up on the "being Rahs' mother" bit, it feels creepy and smothering. Plus he already has a family, and Luna really hasn't treated him anything like a relative.
Don’t worry! We all do! Best of luck dear Luna!
Nice
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his granny actually and Luna was granted permission to watch over him by his birth parents. She has calmed down considerably since the start though you are right she did latch onto him over lingering feelings of guilt. she slowly getting over that part and the CMC nonsense is helping.
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Those were two different Sombras.
Celestia’s Love was from another universe entirely (Reflections).
The Evil King Sombra being a shadow pony came from this universe (Siege of the Crystal Empire).
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Ahh see i've only managed to read a few of the comics, but i've got plans for my Sombra any way
Hmm... Fluttershy (and Pinkie)... Well, it is often the quiet ones...
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FINALLY!
Congrats you have discovered the secret mostly canon ship. there were a lot of hints and things to a ship between the two in the first season. Pinkie super defensive of shy, Shy tackling Pinkie pie in a hug during the buffalo incident and ignoring dash who was her oldest friend. i put them in here with a few other things and you are the first to acknowledge that ship.
So as an obnoxious prize bot would say.
CONGRATULATIONS!
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Considering that Luna glossed over how many years she and Solomon ruled the Crystal Empire, and how Sombra as Solomon's son just appeared out of nowhere towards the end of her tale, I wouldn't be surprised at all if you made him Luna's kid.
Corruption of Luna revealed.
Yep this seems quite true. But a half truth is the greatest of lies. (not sure where that quote came from)
Woah, woah. When did become M rated?
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Dash and shy are good
*Facehoofs* Damn it Twilight, are you REALLY that dense!?
As someone named Solomon... Mmmmmmmmm
Ahh, good old Snallygaster... daddy needs more acid...
Seen the tamable one couple times trying to hunt down the deathclaw and mirelurk king random encounters to tame those. So many mannequins, cultist bodies, and prize bots though...
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Quite possibly. Lead ain't got nothin on this one.
And what was said back when the Diamond Dogs kidnapped Rahs explains the discrepency between Luna's 'a few hundred' and Celestia's 'thousands'. They had puppies.
And another events off screen one, though for better reason and makes more sense. And we finally get a lot of lore dumped and hints payed off. It was.... can't say my favorite backstory ever. Biggest issue being the whole "Luna was completely blameless for everything because it was done only due to her being hit with mind altering magic." It just... removes almost all the meaning to her turn, it's no longer a tragedy, it's just... something bad that happened. And tying NMM directly to Sombra like that... though at least went with it not being SOmbra directly, but still that whole backstory... and then just having NMM pretty much being the final act of an ongoing war rather then her own thing.
A Lot of good ideas, but having it all be Luna just getting mind whammied into being evil is just... no. I get it preyed on her fears and insecurites, but.... it still means she's really got no reason to feel guilty about anything. None of it was her choice, she utterly lacked any agency in this. I don't like that, at all.
Also the creation of the Witch Wolves was kind of underwhelming. Just, pull in Moon Dogs for help out of panic and, boom, evil now.
It's got a lot of epicness to it, but some of the choices feel a bit too easy and I can't say I care for the path choosen.
And hello Kinkyshy! Unexpected, but never as much as it should be.
Okay, the whole "Lol he's being cucked" thing......
Not a fan, and it always feels like a stretch. Pony genetics are just that damn weird. Plus the added bit in here about asking him if twins run on his family as a bit of extra pushing that angle is pointless and proves nothing. A tendency for non-identical twins is entirely on the mother's side, the father has nothing to do with it, it's all on if the mother has genetic traits that make her more likely to release multiple eggs at a time or not.
twi, you are objectively and provably wrong, ponies DO want to hear about you messing with gravity as a foal.
Also, nice foreshadowing for some future spells there.
Ummm, story..... I don't think 'took it with a grain of salt' means what you think it means. The way you used it, is them just accepting it but dismissing it as something they need to pay attention to. It means when you are taking a statement to stand a chance of not being factual, and are admitting you accept it might not be, without outright saying you doubt it is necessarily, just that you aren't accepting it as true without reservation.
And extra Kinky Pinkieshy time?
Wow, Luna, you should know how fast Twilight can be ready to take notes, and the bigger the deal, the more elaborate it will be.
Also, I so love Rahs.... Nice picture!
So, who says Celestia actively suppressed information? You are dealing with a LOOOOONG span of time here after all. Most of which was in pre-industrial levels where this sort of knowledge isn't really all that common in the first place. It's hard to keep information around. Now,her letting some information just, slip away, yeah I can see that, what good does it do to hold onto stuff like this?
As to makin things up just to troll ponies, well, it is Celestia. Also, plot twist! That Great Cupcake War was real!
Added to the opening bit, having her as NMM for 300 years is just..... bit overkill.
Now, the timing of events, I can fully see a connection between Sombra and NMM, but it wa pretty clear Luna was there to help defeat him the first time. But given his penchant for fear, yeah I could see something she saw starting to weigh on her and make her start the slide to darkness, but not just be a case of "Buwhahaha I zap you, you are evil now!"
I hope you're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting...
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Pinkie eventually marries and has a kid with Cheese Sandwich. Does anyone else enjoy watching the Hindenburg crash and burn? :)
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AU setting here. My Head canon is canon here. Hahahaha...
But yeah im fine with the canon pairing.
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Gotta make babies somehow
Doubt you would complain if it was big mac shoving things in ur mouth
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Quiet ONE... Adding a plural there doesn't work since only 1 of that pairing is actually quiet lol
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It's a proverb.
Why is it "Kitten Cakes Part One?" Where is Part Two?
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This was an error on my part
I was going to put a year between part one and two for the party before it was pointed out that the events of kitten cakes were like a week apart
Pinkie was babysitting foals a week or month after they were born
O my...
Twilight biting Rahs tail... That creative
A spell to enslave gods... Maybe refine one can use it to force evil gods to be more... Mellow? Take a chill pill, take a passiv approach, stop being assholes, make peace with there better half, start become a good example, make a effort, do what is right, make the world a better place, pulling there head out of there arse, being nice, share there non lethal side, being a god ( Guardian of destiny ) etc etc...
Nice
Wouldn't turning off gravity just remove the planet's hold on you thus leaving you behind as it spins away at a thousand miles an hour?
OK rereading these books it’s kind of obvious What’s going on there
I love how Rhas only speaks to talk shit about his siblings.