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Samey90

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Samey90 Joined 21st May, 2013 · Offline

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kalash93
kalash93 #1 · May 3rd, 2018 · · ·
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I knew it was one of yours before I even checked the name. :ajbemused:

Samey90
Samey90 #2 · May 3rd, 2018 · · ·
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I guess it's a part of my signature style now :pinkiecrazy:

RK_Striker_JK_5
RK_Striker_JK_5 #3 · May 3rd, 2018 · · ·
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I can see this as part of 'End of the World as we Know it'. Is that good or bad? :pinkiecrazy:

Samey90
Samey90 #4 · May 4th, 2018 · · ·
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Canterlot High surely has a more interesting staff than Crystal Prep...

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #5 · May 4th, 2018 · · ·
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"Huh." Princess Twilight pressed a hoof against the mirror. It was on, but she couldn't get through. Rough stone brushed against skin that wasn't sure if it was a palm or a frog. "Yeah, that's a sealed worldgate, alright." She beamed. "Time to break out the naquadah!"

Several hours and a sizeable crater later, the two worlds went to war, declared peace, and eventually signed a pact of mutual non-interference and the cessation of all zero-tolerance policies.

Samey90
Samey90 #6 · May 4th, 2018 · · ·
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The beginning of the war must've been weird. Like, "you want us to send tanks to school because a pony is wrecking havoc there?"-level weird.

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #7 · May 4th, 2018 · · ·
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Which is why the end of the war followed a few minutes later.

Acadians6545
Acadians6545 #8 · Dec 5th, 2019 · · ·
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Lyra smirked. “I have a magical vibrator,” she replied. “But it’s not in my bag, you know. Should I show it to you?”

Nobody wants to meet your B.O.B. Lyra

She took a sip of coffee. She’d confiscated the mug from one of the students after noticing that the coffee somehow wasn’t spilling, despite the mug being placed between the books. The additional examination showed that the coffee was always hot and never ended. Also, it was just as sweet as Celestia liked.

...I need that mug.

Celestia rolled her eyes. “Luna!” she exclaimed. “Get the rubber gloves!”

Cavity search time!

“Who is Ginger Owlseye?” Luna asked. “And isn’t that dangerous? If she leads to the zombie apocalypse...”

Is that a Ginger Snaps reference?

Luna rolled her eyes. “It’s not a phase, sister.”

Being Goth is a way of life! Just ask Acheron and Tabitha.

Celestia continued, unperturbed, “So, I’d like to announce that soon, we’ll build the wall around this pedestal.” She pointed at the pedestal that, due to another magic-related mishap, no longer had a horse statue on the top. “And whatever comes out of it, we’ll make it pay for it!”

I don't even have to make the reference.

Samey90
Samey90 #9 · Dec 5th, 2019 · · ·
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...I need that mug.

I'm not sure, but I think my idea was that it used coffee to control its owner's mind. But that was great coffee.

Acadians6545
Acadians6545 #10 · Dec 5th, 2019 · · ·
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...but I'm already a caffeine slave.

Person_For_Sale
Person_For_Sale #11 · Jan 7th, 2020 · · ·
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8904787
Good ol' super-conductive, energy-amplifying and dense-enough-that-an-asteroid-with-a-core-of-it-has-a-seemingly-abormal-amount-of-gravity Naquadah.

Night-Quill
Night-Quill #12 · May 5th, 2021 · · ·
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“Nah, that was you after inhaling fumes of that substance Ms. Muffins produced in the school lab.” Celestia sighed. “The thing is, the wave of magic-related violence in our school is on the rise. We have to do something to prevent that.”

I don't know what that could have been, but I want some. :pinkiehappy:

“I swear, if I end up with another love potion, moving skeleton, or a magic wand that never runs out of batteries, I’m gonna flip,” she muttered, producing a plastic bag with some dry, green leaves. “Hmm, this isn’t actually magical, it’s just regular weed.” She turned to to Celestia. “Did you find anything interesting?”

We all know she's gonna smoke that. :rainbowlaugh:

“Rainbow Dash has a penis?” Celestia winced. “Also, Ministry of Love?” she nodded. “Pretty impressive, considering the fact that we had to ban 1984 from the school’s library after the parents complained about the depictions of a totalitarian society.”

*Gasp* How dare they! :twilightangry2: (George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four is one of my favorite books of all time.)

“Worry not, it’s just words.” Celestia opened the book on the random page. “Sticks and stones can–” Suddenly, her expression froze in terror older than time itself. The veins in her eyes suddenly widened and exploded, flooding the desk with blood and vitreous fluid. Despite that, Celestia didn’t make a sound, sitting still in her armchair, staring at the book with empty eye sockets.

Ah. The original copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. Poor, poor Celestia. :trollestia:

Celestia continued, unperturbed, “So, I’d like to announce that soon, we’ll build the wall around this pedestal.” She pointed at the pedestal that, due to another magic-related mishap, no longer had a horse statue on the top. “And whatever comes out of it, we’ll make it pay for it!”

I feel I should know what this is a reference to, but for the life of me, I've got nothing!

Samey90
Samey90 #13 · May 6th, 2021 · · ·
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We all know she's gonna smoke that. :rainbowlaugh:

Given what's going on in the school on a daily basis, it's not surprising.

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