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Chemtest


My brain is like the bread. Why is it everywhere?

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This story is a sequel to D.N.A: Damn Not Again.


The Courier loves explosions, the bigger the better. He is insane, true, but he fights for what’s right. He has more explosive firepower on his belt than the entire U.S army, including nukes.

So Equestria, prepare for the fireworks! He might just use his gun that shoots fireworks!

(Fourth in the Champions story arc.)

Chapters (9)
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Comments ( 48 )

In my opinion, the ncr isn't evil but just expanding very rapidly with corrupt politicians like every government. Their goal is good if it actually worked, like communism. Most things would work if it wasn't for people. In other news, yay courier 6! My favorite Fallout protagonist and the craziest one out of all of them.

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I don’t personally believe the NCR is evil, just made a few mistakes. The character does because of his personal beliefs about freedom not at the price of security. Or something like that, basically I don’t dislike them, but he does. Mainly so I could have that one moment, but still, Yes Man has the best ending, and the Enclave Remnants or Brotherhood taking over wouldn’t be that bad compared to the NCR.

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Alright I can see your reasons. I just get very contemplative past 10 pm. But because of the past I doubt that the Remnants would work with the BOS. As much as I want it to it is very unlikely but this is your story so go nuts!

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Well Gannon is the leader, and if the Courier and Veronica work together they could convince the BOS to help people wich lines up with the Remnants goals.

I'm going to go out on a limb, but something tells me that the Courier is going to get laughter.

“With all this talk of death, some would say your insane.”

Sanity is for the weak!

I like this Courier. But if you ask me, House hates BOS, BOS dislikes FOA.

What do you know, someone willing to lay the smackdown on Rainbow Dash. When she deserves it.

“With the assistance of Vault Tec Corporations. Where will you be when the bombs drop? Namely the help of the Pip-Boy version 3000, made by the best pre war scientists. Every day citizens can fight off the Chinese Communist invaders with this handy tool. Remember, it’s citizens like you keeping America from being Red. Buy War Bonds today!”

OMNI:This is a joke about how time stops when you go in the inventory isn't it?
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I fully approve.

Every day citizens can fight off the Chinese Communist invaders with this handy tool. Remember, it’s citizens like you keeping America from being Red. Buy War Bonds today!”

That’s screwed up and it explains the Courier’s hatred of the NCR. I feel sorry for him.

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But remember, the NCR actually did nothing. It was raiders dressed in NCR armor.

8869732 That makes it even worse, especially since raiders became smart enough to disguise themselves as NCR and screw over the Courier’s life.

Please don't mention Gary it brings up bad memories from 3.

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Thing is I’ve never played 3, I just know what happens. I know that there is a Vault Of Gary’s I don’t know what happens there. I do know that Gary’s can be found all over the Wasteland.

Wait... Gary’s that ran away?

My son is riddled with bullets, and falls down. The main raider looks at me, “Burn this place. Teach the Wasteland that the Not Sees are not to be messed with.”

I did Na-zi that coming! :pinkiecrazy:

I'm sorry I had too:derpytongue2:

btw R.I.P kid

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GOD IS NOT IMMORTAL. HE JUST KEEPS BRIBING DEATH WITH STAMP COLLECTIONS.

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SOUL SIPHONS DON’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING, PEOPLE JUST THOUGHT THEY DID AND BANNED THEM. THEY’RE JUST MASSIVE COLANDERS.

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BASEBALL CARD NECKLACES ARE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO WIN SLAP-FIGHTS. THIS SCIENTIFIC DATA COULD BE WORTHLESS CONSIDERING THE TESTS WERE PREFORMED BY SHERMAN ‘I AIN’T TELLIN’ YOU MY LAST NAME’ OF ONE WILLOW WALLOPBY ALLY.

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Safety is for those who have something to live for.

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IT IS FACTUAL THAT WARF’S HOLODECK IS COMPRISED OF THE SHATTERED GUITARS AND UKULELES OF HIS FOES. IRONICALLY, HIS IS THE MOST STABLE HOLODECK.

Does this Courier have Wild Wasteland? In all the FNV crossovers I’ve read, the chances of a Wild Wasteland Courier is 60/40.

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Well... possibly. It won’t come up, but he has it.

I’m not sure anypony can survive trotting the Divide.

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But the Courier is no... pony neither is Ulysses. I think the ponies would be torn up, like all the non-Couriers that go through there.

Is King Chem you by any chance?

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Actually it is from my other story ‘D.N.A: Damn Not Again’ where the character is know as Chem. Yes, Chemtest would be his full name, but that’s because Chem Test is my first OC.

I suggest, if you liked this, that you read the other ‘Champion’ stories, begging with The Survior.

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I already read the other three, but it's been a while since last reading them

*takes a deep breath*

*points at chapter*

Really? This is the second thing that I have seen reference Ferris Bueller's Day Off ending.

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Note: Refrence to Deadpool wich is a refrence to that. Therefor, two references!

I deadpan stare at her, “They’d be right. Everyone knows I’m insane, that’s why I am as popular as I am.” I smile, “Personally, I think their insane! Only Michal Bay understands me, only one who also appreciates explosions. Oh, and Muslims!”

*triggered muslim noises*

eXCUSE ME THATS RACIST!11!11!!11!


But in all seriously, (or not seriously) this made me chuckle. Bravo.

*SLAP!*

*SMACK!*

Insert that one short video where a British guy goes around slapping people

Vulpes steps up, “Caeser has allowed a momentary truce with them to hunt you.”

Lol this guy talks badass but he hasn’t even killed Caesar? What a pussy.

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Well, it is quite annoying to get shot at, and he doesn’t like being annoyed, therefor, going to Ceaser would require him getting shot, wich is annoying, something he’s been putting it off.

We arrive and see a extra thic wall of wood, “So... how do you get in?”

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I'm curious what the CMC did with that grenade

*snrt* You think water in the ear is bad? Try a busted eardrum! My ear was clogged with puss and we had to drop liquid medicine in it for an entire month for the pain till it healed. You ain't got nothin on that!

Disclaimer: This is NOT a challenge to get a worse injury!

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Wow! Another punster like me!

Also, yes. R.I.P. Platinum. The wasteland was not kind to you.

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