Amereep's Anthology of Flashfics

by Amereep

They're Revolting!

Author's Note:

October 2023

Perhaps it's because I just turned 34, but...

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Today's Generation

Pipp bursts in and slams the doors. Frantically searching, she starts barricading the doors with whatever she can find in the lighthouse. The pedestal, the table, Sunny Starscout, the couch.

"Pipp, what's wrong?"

"Oh, it's nothing, Sunny." she gives an exhausted, forced smile after pushing in the bed.

*Boom!*

The lighthouse's doors rattle, getting Pipp to push against the blockade, "I might've angered a few ponies with a comment."

*Boom!*

"...a lot of ponies."

"How'd you manage that?"

"A miswording. You know I love Maretime Bay, right? But home is also something special to me. Well I said, 'Maretime Bay isn't as great as Zephyr Heights.' it resulted with a riot of snowflakes."

"Wha... for something like that?"

*Boom!*

"I'll talk to them."

"No! That's suicide! Snowflakes may be pushovers alone, but together, their coldhearted hatred will bury you alive, frozen!"

*Boom!*

"CAN'T ALL OF YOU TURN TO GOTH MUSIC?"