"There's the mare with the skills to pay the bills."
"What is it, Zephyr?" spoke the irritated Rainbow Dash.
"Oh just this," he waves a card in his wing. "A letter I got from a secret admirer."
"Hm-hmm."
"I'm too proud to admit it, but your bravado always gets my heart racing and your charm can be so intoxicating at times. I wish I could spend my time with you for Hearts and Hooves Day." Zephyr gives her a sly grin, "Sound familiar?"
"No, but it sounds like she has poor taste." The mare gives a snicker, "I bet that letter isn't even real. I think this is an attempt of yours to try and make me feel jealous."
"Say what you want, but I am here to grant your wish. Just as you requested."
Dash groans at his decision and kept screaming in her head... "It worked! IT WORKED!!!"