Amereep's Anthology of Flashfics

by Amereep

Bureaucracy

Author's Note:

February 2022

Oh Amereep, you're really in for it this time. Political stuff is just something I can't grasp if my life depended on it.

If I'm not mistaken, bureaucracy is a process of order, so how can something in order be so confusing?

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Royal Matters

"It's fine the way it is."

"Huh, huh, huh."

"Then thou are blind."

"Huh, huh, huh."

"For keeping up tradition?"

"Huh, huh, huh."

"Times have changed, sister."

"Huh, huh, gulp, huh."

"This is coming from somepony who still uses the word, 'thou'?"

"Huh, huh, huh."

"Thou just... you're just interested in yourself again."

"Huh, huh, huh."

"Daylight saving time is intended to give more hours to the day, not to me."

"HUH, huh, huh."

"Sure, and that last pudding cup was eaten because you needed room."

"Huh, it was there for weeks, huh."

"I did."

"Huh, huh, huh."

"Sure, fatty."

"OKAY, STOP!"

"This sisterly quarrel needs to stop!"

Celestia turns away.

Luna simply huffs.

"I just need, a yah or nah, huh, on this law."

"..."

"..."

"Can't you two agree, huh, on something?"

Celestia glances to Luna.

Luna peers at Celestia.

The two turn to the messenger.

"Give it to Twilight."