Amereep's Anthology of Flashfics

by Amereep

Kindness and a Garden

Author's Note:

May 2018

In 'Final Fantasy 8', the term 'garden' is used to imply a school. I'm going to be using that meaning here.

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This could cause a tumor

(Go to open house, she said. Learn about them, she said. Be polite, she said. That stuck up bi-)

"Sour Sweet! What a surprise to meet you here for open house."

"Are you kidding? I wouldn't want to miss this for the world!" (Who wouldn't miss the opportunity to feel like a cat at a dogshow?)

"You seem upbeat today."

"It must be your infectious attitude." (That's giving me a rash.)

"Well, let me show you around the school."

"I would love that!" (If you would just drop dead.)

"Here's the Library."

"Awesome." (-ly boring.)

"Now the Science Lab."

"Amazing." (That it hasn't exploded yet.)

"This is our Garden."

"Pretty." (Awful.)

"The Band Room."

"Oooooooo!" (So boring.)

"Our Gymnasium."

"I see." (That you won't SHUT UP!!!!)

"And the Cafeteria! Here, take a bite of my award winning pie."

"Why thank you." (But I insist, you take the first bite.)

*SPLAT*

Comments

[Wild Stallion]

Uh oh. Now you've done it Sour.

[PrincePegacornV]

Thumbs up for the FF8 reference in your notes...