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Shocks


time to get off this furry boat

Comments ( 37 )

Is this story racist?

The answer is yes.

Alsvid #2 · Nov 1st, 2016 · · 1 ·

>posting halloween themed stories after halloween

wewlad

Glad to see I'm not the only one.

Woohoo! Very good! :raritywink:

7687162
Some of the funnier jokes are. It's sad, but it's true.

It was about 1/3 of the way through the story before I realized what the title of the story meant.

I wish I had a mirror.

This story is 2spooky4me, mate. But good job. :raritywink:

The pony equivalent of blackface. Never knew Flash had it in him.

7687185 u know it bby

7687207 7687519 Seriously? Thankies!

7687481 :-]

7687560
>ignoring constant racism against donkeys

u wat mate

7687560
7687964
A shot in the dark here:
Zebras are Equestrian!SouthernAfrican
Thestrals are Equestrian!NorthernAfrican
Donkeys are Equestrian!Irish

Wow...I both love and hate this story.....that's a new feeling

This was fun. The narrative voice and your enthusiastic use of the enter button made for a very nice and stylistic read. Though seriously, the arrow to the knee joke made me want to stop reading, because really dude?

Also, low-key racism is heroism, in comedy at least.

7687964 Silly Shocks, Donkeys aren't people.

7688291 I can haz cheezbrger? :pinkiesad2:

7688381 Yes, good, let the hatred flow through you, soon you shall come to the shitlord side.

7688442 No.

7688683 but i thought i was already shitlord? D:

lol the
enter button is
pretty fun
fgt

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

7688754 but you are not yet The Shitlord.

It is your destiny.

So far this year, that looked to be a mute point.

Should be moot.

Reports indicated even one year a colt was seen dragging off a chocolate bar by his teeth, the candy several times larger than the young pony was.

I need to see that in picture form.

When you think about it, he was dressed in the pony equivalent of blackface.

Much bueno.

$/10

7688782 ho

who u callin faget?

7688789 nuuu i dnt wnt to

7688857 Thankies. Fixed.

7689128 Gracias~

7689451
oh no1 jst
u my little
edgelord:scootangel:

keep up the
obsure memes
dude

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:derpytongue2::rainbowwild:

D48

Ah Shocks, never change. :rainbowlaugh:

Actually, scratch that. The engrish in the beginning needs to go away. The racism is all good though. :trollestia:

This positively tap-dances across a mine field. While I could pick on some stylistic issues with the writing (especially the overuse of newlines to push the comedy forward), I have to give this props for tackling an unexpected and difficult scenario in a way that manages to be funny and feel fairly consistent with the Equestria we know.

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Clown are monster? Good to know xD

Twilight dressed up as Starswirl. Pinky dressed up as a giant chicken.

Equestria has a weird definition of "monsters".

7690656 Yeah, I thought about that too. Not to mention I recall seeing a ladybug costume... still, I can sorta see how the Threstrals would find that offensive, somewhat.

:moustache: hmmm. Is it because thestrals are black?

Hehe, this got a fav and thumbs-up on my part.

Please write some more, we need a Flash Sentry who actually has character, and isn't as bland as saltless wafers.

Hey look it's spoop month again. Time to reread.

Note to self, never pull a prank on bat ponies like Flash had done.

The currency of Saint Kitts and Nevis is eastern caribbean dollar.

Why does this story remind me of black jokes in the 90's cartoons?

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