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Wanted on several counts of excessive meta jokes

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After a two decade long hiatus the Warner brothers and the Warner sister are back and they have a plan to get back to the top. It involves a bunch of magical talking horses.

But how will the ponies react when the Warners attempt to steal their show?

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Comments ( 68 )

Up to a great start.

“That was a great 18 year vacation!”

Normally, a break that long is considered retirement.

“Yeah, we’ve been gone too long.”

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When we left they had shows like Dexters Lab and Powerpuff Girls. Can you imagine the quality of shows they have now?

Oh, dear god.:facehoof:

“What about that one?” Wakko asked as he pointed across the street. Another studio stood proudly with the word “HUB” written on the side.

Hum... MLP in now airing on Discovery Family tho...

“I’m not sure,” Celestia replied, furrowing her brow. “But I suddenly feel very annoyed.”

Just you wait Celly, just you wait.

MUAHAHAHAHA!:pinkiecrazy:

~Leonzilla

Without reading the actual story, I can tell this one will be crazy :pinkiecrazy:

I'll read it when I get the chance but it looks promising.

The Warner brothers and sister are back in action. I wonder what'll happen if both Discord and Pinkie Pie would meet up with them?

“We can’t just flood the show with characters,” M. A. Larson added.

But M. A. Larson stopped being officially part of the writing staff after season five...

Is he there just to chill and smoke weed?

“Who the heck are you?” Larson shouted.

How dare you Larson not know who Dot is, how dare you? :trollestia:

Dot turned to Wakko. “Just how much of Netflix have you watched?

All the Netflix! :pinkiecrazy:

“A new script in ten hours!” Fullerton shouted. “That’s impossible!”

“Done!” Everyone looked up to see the Warners huddled around an old typewriter that hadn’t been there a moment before. Wakko waved the fresh script in the air happily.

It's official, The Warners can bend time and space.

“…Maybe you just need a date.”

Or sixty plus. :rainbowkiss:

~Leonzilla

Your right Celestia, it's not going to be a good day. It'll be an even crazier and wackiest day.

At last it has come to pass... the One Crossover to throw all the Equestria's into a second chaos from which there will be no end. :raritydespair:

Discord spies the Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister!) and blinks, "Nope!" He runs away lest he become their latest 'special friend'.

:trollestia:

I like the idea of Pinkie Pie as originally intended to be part of the Warner Brothers animation line but was cut and found a way into MLP.

The Truth About Pinkie Pie

This is the craziest script I’ve ever seen. It reads like a bad fanfic.

No, THIS is bad fanfic!

Oscarfics

I think my "Random Meter" went off the charts... :derpyderp2:

7401504 The Warner's would laugh at them and call them amateurs.

This guy is going to wake up in the morning and check his Fimfiction while eating cheerios...

**FINISHES CHAPTER ONE**

Welp... I'm down for this.

HEY PINKIE PIE!!! *Takes out Popcorn* YA MAY WANNA FOLLOW THIS ONE!

I'm losing it so bad right now. In a good way.

Love the Good Fiary Joke here. It is... 2am... when I first is he'd this chapter...

I'm not gonna stop reading till I have finished this...

I'll be honest, Discord could Learn a thing or two from this guy.

Great story. Will recommend. :derpytongue2:

Holy... I just put this out ten hours ago! What is happening?:pinkiegasp: I've never gotten so much feedback!

Damn, that was hilarious. You had freakin' everything in there. I applaud you. But you REALLY need an editor. This thing was riddled with errors (and a few spots that probably could have been written a little better, to be brutally honest). Despite that, you've still earned an upvote for doing my favorite childhood cartoon justice.

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I know. Really this is just something I've been working on in my down time between getting out a new longer series. It was fun to write though.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but who'd want to watch a cartoon called 'My Little Zorse'?"

...couldn't resist, sorry.

Buck Boo? HE'S A CHICKEN, I TELL YA! A GIANT CHICKEN!

Woo! Fun story!

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YOU WEAR A DISGUISE TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS, BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN, YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO!

Face it. There will never be another Animaniacs!

Feh, Hollywood has no other ideas. They'll be back... in what'll probably be an awful reboot like the "Powerpuff Girls" one since no one left has the cleverness to synthesize the satirical spectacle that was "Animaniacs".

Except... Justice3442... he is clever enough... and insane enough... yessssss... I must construct a scheme. :trixieshiftright:

When we left they had shows like Dexters Lab and Powerpuff Girls. Can you imagine the quality of shows they have now?”

He opened a door to the studio and they all walked in on a show being shot. A cartoonish Cyborg was dancing in front of a camera. “Let’s all do the Pee Pee Dance!!!”

Yakko slammed the door behind them, clearing his throat. “Dot, remind me to say a silent prayer for DC Comics.”

You think as I do... you must join my army of trolls... :trollestia:

Yakko looked to the camera and pointed over his shoulder at the writers. “Our new special friends.”

Oh Larson... you drunk fool, you... you have no idea what horrors you've brought upon yourself.

On second thought scratch the anime. Way too much emotion.

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“That’s called a tween.”

Huh... I thought tweens were the lame morons who like Justin Bieber and the Twilight Saga... :trollestia:

I mean, it really doesn’t feel like a threat is coming just… something annoying.

*In other news, Hasbro announces that one Alondro the Troll King will become the new MLP:FiM showrunner...*

:fluttershbad::raritydespair::pinkiegasp::twilightoops::ajbemused::rainbowhuh:

Everyone gasped. “The Director,” they all whispered to each other. “Oh my gosh, it’s the Director.” “No way, the Director?”

It's him...

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I expect a display of genius... and flies named Ooey Gooey.

I can't fathom why this story has any dislikes.

It's one of the most accurate, in-character, internally plausible and consistent crossover fics I've read!

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You sir! Are a fun commenter.

Honestly, though I'm glad I got some negative feedback. Don't want to get a swelled head. Though after all...

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Never confuse a Brony convention with a Furry convention.”

Having been to both... the only difference is brony conventions have more ponies and medication, while furry conventions have more vore and large-breasted vixens. :pinkiecrazy:

You know your old when s teenager asks where the phrase "your killing me smalls" came from. :fluttercry:

*literally in hysterics for a moment* That was INCREDIBLE! :derpytongue2:
2 critiques:
A) It's Yankovic (no h)
B) Twilight could've mentioned him resembling how she'd pictured Canterlot High's Cheese Sandwich... strike that; we dropped the meta a chapter or two ago

Possible alternate endings!
1. (at last paragraph) Pinkie raised a hoof and started to say something, but was cut off when the door bell chimed again.

Scootaloo, who had just entered, began to say hello, then locked her stare on the pony-suited chicken. She tilted her head to one side curiously, arching an eyebrow. "Dad?"

Pinkie rolled her eyes with a bemused smirk. "That explains a lot..."

2. (at Scoot's entry in 1) Scootaloo, who had just entered, began to say hello, then locked her stare on the pony-suited chicken. She looked to the two adult ponies alternately. "Why is there a giant chicken in here?"

"That's not a very nice thing to say about Mister Boo," Mr. Cake admonished her. "This nice stallion is going to be lending us a hoof around here."

"He's a chicken, I tell ya," the filly insisted, "a giant chicken!" She jabbed a forehoof into her own chest. "I would know!"

Pinkie smirked. "Can't argue that..."

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Those are great! Or maybe Scootaloo has the same reaction walking in on this as Applejack and Celestia. "Buck this, I'm going to bed.":ajbemused:

Well, having read the whole thing in one shot? Definitely the best Animaniacs Episode I've ever seen.


I'm disappointed Minerva Mink never made an appearance, though.

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I knew I was forgetting someone! I just kept thinking it was that stupid Katie Kaboom! Damn! And now that I think about it I forgot Mr. Skullhead. Hmm... Next time i guess.

7401583 No! Bad! We do NOT spread that! You want him to be reawakened Freddy Vs Jason style?!

Though joking aside, it's not nice to expose those to Oscar who don't know about him.

7415956 Well, The Powerpuff Girls are completely owned by Warner Brothers. Animaniacs, along with Tiny Toons, Freakazoid!, and Pinky and The Brain are co-owned by Warner and Universal. To bring any of them back would take a lot of negotiations that I don't think either side has the patience for.

7921227 You'd be amazed what gets through. Who thought anyone would make a US-made "Dragon Ball" movie that was the worst thing ever made?

This Story is comedy gold! :pinkiehappy:
You really hit the nail on the head with the jokes and the characters.
I really wish some times they come back. But then I look at other characters that live for a long time. (Simpsons and Pokemon..... Pokemon is the worst (Anime))
But such small thinks are great. I would love for such a joke episode to be honest, but more a special then a real episode. They could go nuts with a non canon special.
Do you plan such comedy gold for other older comedy cartoons with MLP? Like Loonytoons or so?
I think I can't make the comment longer without falling in to fanboying.
So this is my comment. You are great! You are awesome! You! Can! Do! This!

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I haven't really had any plans for another but who knows. I really liked writing this one and coming up with jokes and comedic scenarios was really fun. I especially liked coming up with what new jokes the Warners would say in a world like today. And there's plenty more things they could do going off of that. Might be something there.:raritywink:

Yakko grinned at him. “You wanted to blow up Michael Bay, didn’t you?”

Wakko you are my spirit animal

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Well guess what? Animaniacs is getting a reboot!!!
And before you ask, Steven Speilberg is directing it!!

“There. Is. No. Studio!” Plotz replied angrily. “Spielberg is retired for the most part! All the animators have either died or gone on to other things. Face it. There will never be another Animaniacs!”

I have one thing to say
WRONG!!

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I don'r know if I should be happy. with the History of most reboots this days.
I want to believe that they can make a great reboot, but then looking over at the US this days I don't think they can make such a cartoon this days without creating a shit storm. The Jokes would be called offensive or other shit.
So I look afraid in the future of Animaniacs.

Would ya like to take a survey?! Nice reference.

ahh the beloved Mr. Director.

very well done. i could actually imagine the characters voices in each scene.

"And then, with our cameo in the chapter complete, everyone reading the comments will subconsciously project OUR voices in their minds in juxtaposition with the words! Do you know what that means, Pinky?"

"Ummmmm, that it's too early to call it a comeback?"

*beat*

"Close enough."

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