While Rainbow Dash is hanging out in her crush's orchard one day, she sees Applejack doing what looks like a courting dance.
(I'm sorry, this idea wouldn't leave me alone. Spoilers for "Applejack's Day Off")
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Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus
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*lol* - have a like and a fav
I like the bit at the end. Sweet~
Or when you think your gay friend of the opposite sex is flirting with you.
Protip: Try to avoid using the same words over and over. You wrote the word "sweet" eight times in the first third of this story.
7270874
Well, maybe Bard wanted to get across the flavor of AJ's vagina, I dunno.
My friend fuckin does that, like make sexual jokes, every. Single. Bucking. Day. And she does it to frickin annoy me bc she's straight and I'm both straight and asexual. I have to restrain myself from plain slapping the shit out that girl.
When Applejack was doing the Chicken Dance during that episode, I was actually thinking it was a type of Burlesque Dance. Which is weird, because MLP is suppose to be a children's show.
7270874 (That was deliberate. I was trying to write a sensual description of eating an apple. Thanks for commenting.)
7271122
Asexual is no preference. Heterosexual and Homosexual, or rather, Bisexual, is what you're going for there.
7272712 I wasn't meaning to make a preference.
7272771
Wouldn't you just be straight then? Since you do have a sexual preference?
7272772 Eh guess so.
But I don't have one bc I appall it. That's really what the difference is to me.
JAJAjajajajajajajajajajajaja!!!!!! this was so funny!!! Epic!!
Delightful. And AJ's response was so sweet.
Lol