- Member Since 30th Aug, 2013
- offline last seen Aug 30th, 2023
Crystal Moose
Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose
Crystal Moose
Joined 30th Aug, 2013 ·
Offline
Also LikedSimilarAuthor
- Game-BeatX14 · 5.1k words · 20 21 · 1.1k views
- Bendy · 1.7k words · 76 51 · 3k views
- eLLen · 3.5k words · 88 7 · 2.3k views
- DeltaXeno1138 · 13k words · 65 9 · 3.1k views
Featured In7
Aussie Bronies778 stories ·448 members
Comedy4,739 stories ·1,292 members
Spike Fanfictions5,587 stories ·2,959 members
High Quality Spike Shipping779 stories ·1,525 members
- Spike's Many Shippings3,682 stories ·1,732 members
The Dragon Club2,317 stories ·1,303 members
Spikealoo82 stories ·152 members
Stats
Page generated in 0.183 seconds
Total duration
976 users online
259,272 hits today, 2,364,530 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
This series is always good for a laugh, good job!
an
To be correct, she called it "a horrible, smelly axe wound."
And yes, we're all going to burn for this. You will publish this, right?
6559182
Yeah, it's in the queue now.
Edit: Also, thanks for those picks. I was burning lunch hour when I was trying to get to the end of that fic, and those two lines were last minute changes.
I wasn't expecting clop. I was expecting a lead up to clop and a silly subversion of clop expectation. I was not expecting this.
Spike knowing what sex is but not linking it to "adult games" at first was great, so was the lead up. The variance was... unexpected. Very. Not sure how I feel about it.
But, well, Chrysalis is Spike's best friend it seems.
A good friend helps you move a couch, a best friend helps you hide a body.
Sweet Celestia, we are going to Hell.
KFC anyone?
pre08.deviantart.net/0ce0/th/pre/i/2015/268/d/0/main_six_spike_by_hillbe-d9awxnf.jpg
Pit of Eternal Damnation is that way, roasting spits are that way and down there is Satan's throne room. Any questions?
*Hands out tour booklets*
6559310 I have 3 good friends.
First twilight, NOW ROASTING SCOOTS FILLYBITS?!
I mean, still looking the story, bit damn! I hope the damage isn't permanent! Or friendship breaking :'(
That was horrible.
+1
In some sick and twisted way I laughed ow well guess I'm as messed up as the rest of you
Where'd you get the cover art?
Instant dislike when Spike said he didn't have a penis and I will not continue reading!
6561325
And that burns me right up.
6561214
It's from the episode For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils. Got it straight of the MLP wikia, just cropped it.
6561365 Oh.
6560612
I think you missed the part where Chryssi helped Spike bury Scootaloo's body.
6560612
..... you do realize they were burying her at the end, right?
I my jaw... dropped... It was...
Man, not too bad but it's 1am where I am and was just reading this beautfiul piece then... OMG XD You killed my spirit. Good job
6561648
6561717
@_@ Oh shit, how did I miss that! It's like I read the dialogue but the scene happening around it just completely went in my blindside!
Well fudge. That retracts the last half of my original response.
Now wondering... did any of his flames like, teleport her insides to Celestia? That's be hell of a conversation.
...Did Celestia receive anything since, you know, spike's fire sends shit to her?
6561977
I think I have my sequel
Okay.
The first one was okay.
The second one was awesome.
The third one was okay.
And now I hate you.
R.I.P. Scootaloo
Seriously though, not cool. You kinda crossed a line here.
6562259
Only crossed the line? Hmmm, I did not go far enough then. Next time, I shall be so far across the line, the line shall appear to me as naught but a dot.
6562003
When Celestia is finally done with this shit? Green stains all over her bed, whining student waking her up, and now a filly's reproductive tract lightly cooked just falls on her out of thin-air while trying to sleep.
6562905
Oh god I forgot about that.
At the moment, she is probably having a tea with Twilight to calm her down. Goes to take a sip and a burnt labia drops into her cup.
She then banishes herself to the moon.
I think this thread DOES have one more story in it.
6562905
Should we feel bad about what we have likely unleashed?
6564893
Never. This will be glorious. Sun Mother's got this.
Was Scootaloo Chrissy all along?
6566145 nope that was scoots... And I've got a hankering for grilled chicken.
This story is best read from the end.
6561977
Considering that this involves the digestive tract I'm rolling around in laughter at how literal that statement is.