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She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

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She is the light in the darkness. The giver to the poor. The strength to the weak.

She is Scootaloo, the orphan that Ponyville deserves.

And no swarm of evil will ever stop her from doing her duty.


Despite similarities, this story is not related to The Magic of Orphan Cookies.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 38 )

this is going to be awesome

Applebloom shrieked as a green bolt of magic shot past her head, singeing the lace of her bow.

Told ya I was a prereader.

Anyway, this was hilarious and entertaining. I find myself hoping that the sequel bait at the end is for an actual sequel and not purely for parody.

lol wtf

So, Scootaloo is now Batman...

Holy Alicorn Batman!

5910446 Singeing actually is a word, if that's what's your pointing out.

Glad you liked the story. :twilightsmile:

Whàaaaaaaaaa?

Wait wait wait, there is going to be more?! What.

I never asked for this yet I want more

Applebloom

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It's Apple Bloom. Two words.

Other than that, good story! :twilightsmile:

So, Scootaloo is the ultimate anti-changeling weapon? Well, I know who Cadance's new favorite is.

Delightfully silly. Thank you for an enjoyable story and one of the most absurd alicorn ascensions I've ever read.

And then she wakes up, and Cheerilee has her stay after class

5912384 You get different spellings from different sources. It's really up to the author.

dis gon be gud

5913954
It... really isn't.
"Applebloom" was never a proper name, since it wasn't written anywhere as such. The end credits and the toy line always spelled "Apple Bloom". Case in point, this:
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(S4E20 end credits)

If the 10,000 people write the name wrong, it doesn't make it automagically right.
~Twi

5913954
It's two words. It has always been two words. If you've seen it spelled any differently, the person who wrote it is wrong.

5915853
5915984 If you say so.

swarms of the insectoid equines

Changelings are not insectoid. They do not have six legs, they have four.

5917864 Just looked up definition, and I see what you mean. I thought it just meant that something resembled a bug.

Where da sequel bro?

6000909 Eventually

6001292 aw but I'm not patient!

Ha. This is so stupid and rushed. I love it.

6001292 Ah Still don see it, ah still don see the sequel!

6302238 I'll get to it! :raritydespair:

6302453 ssuuurrrreeeeee you will.

6302453 ssssssssssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee you will

6302761 I just haven't seen it yet, and you should know by now that don have much patience for well anything (it makes going to the amusement park extremely difficult for me to have fun)!!!!!!:fluttershysad:

This was both hilarious and awesome.

Is the sequel still in the works?

6422658 Eventually.

6425117 All right then.

I will have some of what you are having.

The sequel really needs to be called “Scootaloo fucks around with a horn and shit while she fucks shit up”

I swear this entire website is drunk and I love it for some reason

Comment posted by FairyKirby deleted Aug 25th, 2021

So she's Scootaloo The First (Sofia The First) now? Cool! But I gotta ask Since it's 2021 but where the sequel at? I :heart: this and I hope for more. :scootangel:

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