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This was really good...
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owwwwww
Amusing and enjoyable, as usual.
"Her dainty hooves were soft and pliable, she used them now instead, and it was spurring him onwards ever further into the heights of orgasmic pleasure.
That was when Apple Bloom brought the two bricks together."
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What was that?
This could have been an interesting grimdark in the mold of Sweet Apple Massacre, but your playing with the audience by putting in false labels and the like was not cool.
And as for the storyline... seriously! CONDOMS! I can't believe that Ponyville stores don't sell them. Not to mention that they're in a world of magic, and there should be magical protection as well.
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up to when applebloom picked up the brick, I would've given this a 4 of 5 stars... but when the castration hit, I was only thinking of two things (endings I would've wanted)
1) big mac killing granny and applebloom (at least)
2) big mac committing suicide to put revenge on granny (after encouraging applejack to move away)
You continue to be a genius...
Oh d-dear-dear-dear.
O____________O
I didn't hate it.....
Best story I've read in a loooong time.
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This makes me wanna kill myself... 
I hope you get your testicles smashed with bricks, then cut off, just because you thought it would be entertaining to write about.
WATTHAFUQDIDIJUSTREAD.
fucking OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAHIDF;;;AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHAL;KSDFNL;KJASDFIIIIIIAKLHIO[UPPPPS
I! CAME! FUCKING! BUCKETS!
I dont understand why all the haters.
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reading this made me hurt
Scarred for life
I came
The funniest thing about these fics aren't the fics themselves, it's all the people taking them seriously.
I am amused
Play all of these at once to understand my full reaction.
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Good work
I was happily clopping away up until... that happened.. Now I feel dead inside and am physically hurting. I think it may have shrunk back in a little. Good story.
At first, I was horrified. Then the castration happened and I saw the funny side of it.
I think, "his plaintive cries to be let free were going unhindered.", you meant unheeded.
Yay for Big Mac in bondage! :)
Interesting... I like.
What the buck did I just read? God... I think I'm going to be sick.
How could you write about that without thinking, "Gee, I suppose this idea is a bit disturbing. Maybe I should think about whether to upload this or not."
-Randomosity19
That literally made me hurt down there...
But I liked the story! Way to go!
dafuqdidijustreadandyitsopainfull?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh, this was wonderful, so sweet, warm, and happy! It really cheered my day!
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WHY DO I LIKE THIS?
hilarious and painful, literally painful, at some points i was writhing in agony. i think i will invest in a groin cup... several... and wear them all on a daily basis.
god damn my over active imagination
One half of me is writhing in excruciating pain.
The other half is laughing its ass off.
"Big Mac rolled on the floor, writing and screaming in pain."
he was writing a novel and screaming.
I was clopping until the bricks came together. Mabye you should write an alternate ending where Big Mac bucks Granny Smith and Apple Bloom in the face after the bricks but before he gets tied up, runs away, and becomes a rapist whose ultimate target is his daughter.
What is a burdeedso clamp?
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you really want to know? It's spelled "burdizzo".
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Oh dear mother of Celestia...I REALLY wish I hadn't searched that
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Then you'll be even more glad to know that using them on humans is a thing. Humans are weird, I like making weird things for them.
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Didn't read... Yet. I probably will, but clop is one thing, incest is another... Incest Clop is a completely different species. Throw in pedophilia and you have a recipe for creepiness... And if I read the comments right, castration? Dear god, there's no way... *clicks chapter* that I can read... *begins to read* this... story...
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Why? WHY? 
WHY!?!? 
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It was a well written story that made me gag a little.
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just because nearly everyone gives a bad comment about this fic, I decided to give the writer a good comment:
well done here, I laughed my ass off to this and I really liked it.
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I'm not going to say anything about terrible similes... but y'know...