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Rainbow Dash takes an interest in playing guitar. When it turns out that it's going to take a quite a while to get good, she decides to search for a quicker option, and selling her soul to Satan seems to be the perfect answer for her.

Her friends don't think giving her soul to the Prince of Darkness was such a good idea though.


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No fiddle?

Hmm, I realley doubt that ten generations of banjo could be beaten by a simple guitarist. Though I must admit now want to see some one animate this battle!

People really like portraying Fluttershy as a really rad guitarist. Also, Pinkie's done this before! :rainbowlaugh:

er... not having read it yet, is this supposed to be a stereotypical portrayal?

5152239 I just found the story. Haven't read yet but it sounds like something she would do. Always looking for the short cuts in life. Lazy piece of shit.

Devil went down to Equestria he was looking for a soul to steal:pinkiecrazy:

he was in a bind cause he was 4 seasons behind and ready to make a deal

when he saw a stupid pegasus cursing her guitar and playing it not

he put his cloven hoof up on an apple tree stump and said "Bitch, let me tell you what!":rainbowhuh:

Comment posted by ServingSpoon deleted Oct 18th, 2014

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"Now I bet you didn't know it but I am a guitar player to

and mare if you dare I can make a rocker out of you!

now you fly a pretty mean race my dear, but give the devil his due

I can have you playing chords of gold in return for your soul or I'll always be better then you!":pinkiehappy:

The pegasus snarled "My name's Rainbow Dash and it might be a sin

but I'll pay your price and won't think twice cause I gotta be the best there ever been!":rainbowkiss:

Devil went down to Equestria he was looking for a soul to steal:trollestia:
he was in a bind cause he was 4 seasons behind and ready to make a deal:trollestia:
when he saw a stupid pegasus cursing her guitar and playing it not:trollestia:
he put his cloven hoof up on an apple tree stump and said "Bitch, let me tell you what!":pinkiecrazy: :rainbowhuh:

"Now I bet you didn't know it but I am a guitar player to:pinkiesmile:
and mare if you dare I can make a rocker out of you!:pinkiegasp:
now you fly a pretty mean race my dear, but give the devil his due:pinkiesad2:
I can have you playing chords of gold in return for your soul or I'll always be better then you!":pinkiehappy:
The pegasus snarled "My name's Rainbow Dash and it might be a sin:rainbowderp:
but I'll pay your price and won't think twice:rainbowdetermined2:
cause I gotta be the best there ever been!":rainbowkiss:

After pushing a few demons out of her way with magic, Rarity made her way onto the stage. Rainbow Dash was still playing as hard as her wings could go, releasing the very depths of hell around her.
"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity said in a stern tone, "Just what do you think you're doing?"

LOL Rrity be all like "move darling, get out the way" and just be strolling up to demonic dash and be like "bitch, don't tell me you be raising the forces of hell AGAIN? Nigga that shit be so last week! (snaps snap snap)":duck:

Rarity rolled her eyes and took hold of Rainbow's ear with her magic, dragging her with her off of the stage and towards the castle. "Come, Darling. Let's get you to Twilight. You are causing havoc for this town and that shade of red doesn't go with your coat at all."
Rainbow sighed and let herself be dragged. Hell hath no fury like a fashionista trying to fix tacky.

I love how literally all HELL is breaking loose and ponies are dying in fire and gnashing of teeth and Rarity be all like "UH that shade of red is just dreadful on you!":raritydespair: and literally dragging her off stage by the ear:rainbowkiss:

Everypony in a twenty mile radius collectively face-hoofed.

:facehoof: well that about sums it up for me.. oh and one more thing.

:pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::pinkiesmile: that is all :yay:

I give this fic five :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

Pinkie Pie was better then both Warner Brothers and Sister going to Hell :pinkiehappy:

:eeyup:

i just imagine this somewhere in here

Hell hath no fury like a fashionista trying to fix tacky. Genius.

selling your soul to satan for mad guitar skills is a perfectly reasonable proposition

also it is a respected part of my culture

Demon gangbangs?

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I want to give you a Holy Muffin just for that comment ^-^

The Lusty Pegasus Maid

Skyrim?

It feels so wrong to read this, and apparently this is what happens if you sign a contract to those Hollywood guys

Have a song to go with that musical duel!

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