Braeburn arrives in Ponyville to visit his family. Then things get country.
Spur of the moment story - y'know how it is. Cowriting and cover art by Monochromatic Rainbow
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You must be confused, because I think that's a gay pride flag
4864418 I was wondering how quickly someone would point that out!
That's the point, 'Merica and all that~
4864540
It's a celebrate diversity flag. Gun diversity, that is.
4864600 thoseshirts.com/images/diversitybk750.jpg
Where I got the pistol images~
I always wonderd. How should a pony hold a pistol I understand a rifle but .
4864921 It's easy. They lay the gun down on the ground and ram their heads into the side of it until it finally goes off.
Gun battles in action movies in equestria are always interspersed with technicolor horses whacking their faces frantically into pistols until they fire at someone else.
4865081
I would pay to see that.
Better keep him away from Zecora!
4865412 I get that it's a joke but I found that a simple shot that could be used by ponys
Step one
2 foot long steel pipe 3/4 bore diamiter
1 foot long 1 inch in diamiter pipe
Put end cap on bigger pipe and a dowel with nail and to shoot
Ram large pipe forward nail hits primer
Pm me I have a diagram of this " pipe gun "
4866720 yes I know I made a prodotype but I'm afraid to shoot it
Dukes of Ponyville!
4865537 What does that have to do with a racism joke?
4869303 wat did I say wich was racist
4867506 well I'm gona try to but I don't have a welder
4869840 I'll try to work it out some how
4869688 Read my original comment again. I made a joke. Than you said something about blowpipes which had no connection to that whatsoever.
4869979 I am pretty sure he replied to the wrong comment. Another comment was asking how ponies could hold a gun, so that's probably what he meant to reply to.
4869979 I said pipe gun it's a homemade shotgun with no trigger this ponys can use it
Drive faster!! The banjos are getting louder!
Also, a better video of Dixie complete with an offensiveness disclaimer!
So being a gay redneck gets me an M4 carbine, M14, SandW, M1911's, S and W Model 29, M107, HK G36, mossberg 500, m24, P90, M92FS, over and under (ain't gonna ID that, they all look too similar), P08 and a SMLE MK IV?
Time to fly across the globe then. :)
Please... I can't do this... you're reminding me of the rednecks at Manassas...
I went to a redneck Fourth of July party a month and a half ago. We set off a pickup truck full of fireworks, drank a ton of beer and ate huge t-bone steaks. To top it off we shot 10 pounds of Tannerite, the explosion perfectly split the stump of wood into firewood and sent a smoke ring into the horizon. Everyone was open carrying.
Um...not to be controversial or offend fellow-bronies or anything, but I'm relieved and gratified to learn that Rarity isn't a liberal.
With that Mid-Atlantic accent she's probably the William F. Buckley Jr. of Equestria.
Needs more chiappa tripple threat
Just for shits
4880285 I'd be more surprised if your 4th of July party wasn't a month and a half ago.
4881333 *sigh* The window of machine gun ownership is rapidly closing for our generation, turning us into have-nots.
4886139 Damn you Reagan!!!
*sighs*
I'd be offended, if this weren't 100% true.
If you hear a "You might be a Redneck" joke and think it's a factual statement, then I'm sorry, but you might be a Liberal.
...And this entire story was a "You might be a Redneck" joke.
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As a country boy myself, rednecks have the most fun, the best guns, and the biggest trucks... aND parties. Proud to come from a redneck family!
I live in TX and that is kinda how people are even in the million dollar homes (kids in the back of pick ups)
Accurate