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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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001100010010011110100001101101110011 doesn't translate into ASCII, you jerk!
It is my humble opinion that he should have been wearing a gorilla suit wearing a lion suit. It's the logical thing to do.
Oh yeah, and nice story.
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Nope, it's the machine language time code.
I'm not sure why but I got this strange feeling this story should have more flamethrowers.
hmmmmmmm.........?
I think all you missed in the insult was the two sisters INSTANTLY hating you...
part from that I got some good laughs out of this
thanks
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How random. I applaud your random element inside your random story. Randception.
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Yeah and some awesome Space Marines.
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It comes from Futurama.
This fic is amazing!
Simply amazing
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And I lost it at that point.
Great job.
-Zeph
i found the ending funny because of bad it was but it was a good story
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We need more Zoidberg X Pony clopfics.
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Thanks very much.
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Is served.
*Claps Hands* This was beautiful.
This was...interesting. 10/10 Best story written within 10 minutes!
TEN/TEN, WOULD READ AGAIN.
Waaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaat?
Just out of curiosity, does the process of writing something like this go something like:
Because that plus drugs is about all I can think of.
Beautiful, brought tear to eye, one question though, where is minsc from?
>>>However, Twilight was so enthralled over her lobster man porno she didn't even notice him.>>>
I know the feeling...
>>>However, this time Princess Twilight Sparkle was masturbating to a porno magazine of Nicolas Cage.>>>
This Twilight is clearly far more evil than the previous one!
Ah, the Evil human used the Sunset Shimmer defense!
"Fillies and gentlecolts of the supposed jury, this is Sunset Shimmer. She's a totally lame OC but she's canon! Now, how can an OC be canon and yet still so lame and cry all the time? It does not make sense! Sunset Shimmer tried to blow up the Humane 5 and Twilight, and yet she cried and they forgave her! Does that make sense? NO!! It does NOT MAKE SENSE!! Fillies and gentlecolts, I am not making any sense! If Sunset Shimmer cries you must acquit!"
Evil human is acquitted.
10/10 would cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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Minsc is from Baldur's Gate.
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I too, would cum inside Rainbow Dash.
4326484 Oh I remember him now, I play D&D as well.
Claiming that the first Twilight was evil completely ruined the immersion for me. No one who masturbates to Zoidberg can be all bad.
What is up with you and Nicolas Cage? And why No Isaac Clarke? I see Commander Shepard in a lot of these. Both Isaac and Shepard are interesting characters. Though Isaac has to literally work alone to get out of the hellish nightmares his life has challenged him with... poor bastard just wanted to be the best engineer he could be. Instead his life said "FUCK YOU!" and threw him into hell. Shepard however has a whole team... so... where was I going with this?
I'm surprised the movie "The Wicker Man" didn't come up, what with the bear suit and all.
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You know I thought this sounded extremely familiar and then I realized you where the same person that wrote the story about the human writing a book
What did I just read?
I mean, this was just disturbing...
4326068 -9999999999999999/999999999999999999 would cum inside any pony. Sorry, that was just really pent up for a while...
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Most peeps in these stories would cum in the general vicinity of Rainbow Dash.