That's it, the last straw! Discord is done with this! He has had it with these mother-bucking ponies and their mother-bucking harmony! After a particularly bad day of not being allowed to be himself, Discord does what he does best. He finds a loophole and exploits the tartarus out of it. Best of all, he'll get to do whatever he wants, guilt trips from a certain yellow pegasus not included.
Then again, telling nopony one's plans certainly has its perks.
And what is his brilliant plan? He's taking a nap. If that nap just so happens to induce nightmares in those he dislikes and mass insomnia in the others... well, no plan is perfect. Dreams are more chaotic than the waking world anyway.
Story takes place in the undefined time between episodes "Keep Calm and Flutter On" and "Magical Mystery Cure".
YES! YES! YES! :3
I'd love to see where this goes!
Congratulations, the pathetic neediness Discord displays in this fic is now canon :-)
Poor guy. You gotta feel sorry for him. Well, and all the ponies he ever has dealings with, but still. :-)
-reads description-
Oh boy, Luna's gonna be pissed. Insta-fav initiated.
OK. You definitely have our attention with this one.
Keep it up.
Psst!
Stranding->Standing
Discords->Discords'
Hey->Hay
boarders->borders
I can just imagine how Rarity will feel when Luna asks about her dress!
Gimme a break.
I could tell he was imagining from the beginning.
needs a sad tag too.
3847600 It wasn't supposed to be a big reveal or anything dramatic. I intentionally made it more and more ridiculous by the minute. It was for the lulz.
3846739 Eeyup!
Is there going to be another chapter? I would really like to know. This was a very good story and I would like to hear about what Discord does next.
3861859 Yes there will be more, assuming this story doesn't crash harder then the Hindenburg in a hurricane. It's doing...alright for something new. Still not 100% sure if people will like it if I continue. If not I'll try focusing on one of my other story ideas. But I DO love Discord.
You've got Discord's humor down perfectly. And I've always liked the needy, almost tsundere, interpretation of Discord. Good stuff!
Well I definitely enjoyed this, that much I can say without a doubt. I especially liked the part with the military Discord.
Below is a typo for you:
amazing for you little pony - amazing for your little pony
This is exactly what I expected should have happened in the show when Discord got released. He's a god of Chaos and he's gotta be bored out of his mind! You did a very, very, accurate job of showing a chaotic Discord trying to stave off boredom.
but it's nice and random so far.
I'm not sure where the story is going though...
Update soon! I haven't seen such awesome madness in forever!
Fact core?
I wuv you.
I presume the idea is that Discord sleeps like dragons do, for centuries at a time? And is very difficult to wake up? His comments about ponies missing him when he's gone, as if he were planning to die rather than sleep, suggests that he expects his nap to last a very long time in pony terms.
Very cute and interesting fun. You're a bit telly in spots but still great fun.
4642312 I've been told that recently. I plan on fixing that(once I swallow my fear of ruining this again). Was there anything you liked in particular? Just curious. Also I'm stalling.
4671348 Just remember you can make multiple copies of a file and there's always ctrl-z. I don't think you'll ruin anything.
I'm just enjoying the story overall honestly.
Knowing Discord I think I know how he would "rape houses".... as chaotically as possibly:
(Also I'm looking forward to how your gonna do the dream sequence, so far you got Discord perfectly, or chaotically)
think he take them down a few pegs?
This story is a lot of fun. You've definitely captured what Discord would have been thinking at this point. :3
I just love the way you portray Discord. It's so realistic.
You have just helped vindicate (Am I using that word right?) my day. Not only is LickleSoxy back, this story has been updated.
Curse you Discord! You're always taking ponies off the grid, aren't you?
I'm so glad to see that this is ALIVE!
Glad to have you back. Looking forward to ch. 4
Funny
Several things:
1. You used quite when you should use quiet.
2. Applejack is the most realistic character compared to most modern day humans.
3. Pinkie... don't worry... I hear them too... Fink was always an idiot...
And of course the neccesary: IT'S ALIVEE!!!
“I’m gonna burn their families and rape their houses!
I Request moar! It's so far very promising!
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Your avatar is cancer
6086892 oh yeah!
4671348
Are you dead or alive? If not, then keep writing! This is some good Schmidt!
6672636
I'm sorry? Does my avatar offend you? I'm kind of confused on what your comment means
6672640
It doesn't offend, it's just cancer. The rectal kind. Thanks for down voting my comment. Just goes to show how butthurt there is,
6672640
Lel
*starts humming*
Alrighty
*places spike above author's knee*
Here... we... go!
*swings hammer*
Woodbot is best pony