..........oh god, damn it. You wrapped it up so nicely but i just want more. This is too sexy

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More chubby Derpy, I say! More! MOOOORRRREEEEEEE! Damn it, Rainbowbob, you know your readerbase! PROVIDE!

First to read, first to post and "cocky" as hell for it
nevermind

No signs of tiredness...
Good lord, she's going to wreck him.

“Damn... dunno if I can get this all the way through.”

Didn't master Iron Will teach you sex 101: "if it doesn't fit, never quit!"

And now? I will go get my chick and some butter.

MOAR!

Dear Rainbow bob.

Just when I think I'm safely back in my "E" bubble you go and make another chapter! Well played good Sir and I see it's still incomplete instead of Complete so I can only assume there is much more sexiness to come. I can't believe I'm saying this but I can't wait to see what's next.

Yours Truly Thecakedevil.

P.S. Only Derpy can make Muffins and Butter sexy.

Hahah....! Nice work with the butter.

I still say you could have made the foodplay its own chapter, but this works nicely!

~Skeeter The Lurker

nice story i caught right as it was loaded i was already reading chapter 2 when 3 came up

Is it bad if I couldn't help but remember this song while reading this?
I'm so horrible, i'm sorry!

Duracell! It just keeps going and going...

I need a new keyboard.

Looks like I need to get some butter and lube

Part 4? Part 4 wat? Wat? Part 4? Part 4, yes? Yes, part 4?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeess.........

Just fantastic!

not tired, god dam....good catch there buddy, hope your up to the task of pleasing her.

DAMN!

Damn, now i feel like i have to write a book titled: Butter 101 possibilities.
Also now were speaking about butter, i just had to think about this.
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Well, that happened.

and this... well last chapter.. is how dinky came to be.

Holy fuck, Bob!
Like literally holy fuck!

Short and sexy.

For mindless clop, this is better than the standard fare.

Dayum... I wish my gf was like that

*Le me Scrolling through popular stories* Mmm...Read it...Read it...*Sees this* th-th-third chapter....What..I....Oh god...I have to read it...
*Reads it* Holy mother of god...

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I take it this is how he copes with Derpy choosing Note over him.

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Quite possible, i mean who wouldn't be just a little bit sad to loose the chance to let loose on those pair of tits.
Then again, i am a titman, but she also has a nice ass so both tit- and assman's can be statisfied.
So yes that the doctor tries to down his sorrows in butter is quite reasonable when you could have had a girlfriend that makes everone make this face when she passes by.
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HUGUHBLUH NEWCHAPTER.

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I posted that before reading.
Too much anal for mez.
Just how much porn do you WATCH?

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That's energizer

i really hope you dont make this your last clopfic, as bad as it sounds, your really good at it.

MORE CLOP PLEASE

So before I get to my main point, I'd just like to say that you're pretty good at writing clop. That said: BUTTER IS NOT DESIGNED TO BE USED AS LUBE. That is, in fact, a very good one-way ticket to some sort of infection.

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I actually used I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as lube before, but never the real stuff.

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Wut da fuq?
You used I Cant Believe It 's Not Butter as lube...
You sir...are a genius!!!!!!!

[heavy breathing]

Go home Derpy. its been a long day, and you're drunk.

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Me: And what are you doing here?
:
Me: ...

3043421 And you have...?

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: ... What the...

Me: Don't look at me!

:

Me:

P.S: I think I need to write these things more...

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: Sugarcube...

You:

Me: Don't look at me! She appeared outta nothin'!

You:

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Me: and where did you came from now Rarity?!

: Just read this story! What?!

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: What in tarnation?!

: I didn't got it at all as well...

Me: COULD Y'ALL GET OUTTA MAH ROOM?!?!

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:

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: Deal with it sugarcube!

Me; Get outta here...

: LoL

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: Me neither!!!

Me: PINKIE?!

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Me and the Mane 6:

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: What in tarnation?!