The School of Friendship is burning down.

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Written for GaPJaxie as part of the Jinglemas 2018 event. Edited by MrNumbers, Pearple Prose, Undome Tinwe, and R5h

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When Thorax saw the destruction and pain his species was causing in Canterlot, he couldn't help but feel guilty. But, some new, unknown emotion welled up inside him, one he didn't want to control.

(Extended on 10/4/2016)

Besides, what made you think he just stood idly aside?

A few months have gone by since the last season of MLP, and it seemed as though the fandom would slip quietly into obscurity. But strange things are happening, things nobody can explain. People who have never seen the show report sightings of strange monsters wandering at night. Bronies develop strange powers, and sometimes they disappear. Strangest of all are the blurry images of familiar characters, all seeming convinced of terrible danger just around the corner.

Jacob never imagined his life would be anything but ordinary. He’d finish his degree, make a living, maybe have a few kids. Until he almost got eaten on his way home from school and found himself thrust headlong into danger he could barely understand. Jacob (and his humanity) may not survive it.

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Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Art by Zutcha!

After the destructive duo's latest adventure, they find themselves hurtling into a wormhole, which leads straight to Ponyville, Equestria. With no way home, it looks like they're going to have to take a forced vacation.

Or maybe not, as it seems a certain annoyingly persistent super-villain has followed them straight to this uncharted, seemingly defenseless planet.

How will Ratchet and Clank adapt to Equestria? How will Equestria adapt to them!? How will Ratchet use any of his many weapons without hands!?

One thing is for sure though. With the owner's of the universes most powerful arsenal staying in this vibrantly colored pony land, nopony is going to have a moment's peace. Who knows though, they might just bring to light a couple of unanswered questions about the big mystery that is friendship. Equestria may have plenty friendship and harmony, but it has no friendship like the one shared by Ratchet and Clank!

It all began with a single, sudden kiss. One kiss, and one question. Sweetie Belle found herself wondering... If Applejack and Rarity had found love together, was the same thing possible for her and Apple Bloom?

Scootaloo thought it was a stupid idea, and wasn't shy about saying so, but Apple Bloom reluctantly agreed to see where it led.

And suddenly, things weren't so simple any more.

Now, just as they're figuring out their new feelings, they find themselves with another problem. And between their shocked older sisters and an angry Scootaloo, they may find their love taken from them before it's even begun.

And speaking of Scootaloo, what's her problem anyway?

Inspired by a picture by the ever-talented WhiteDiamonds (who has been kind enough to let me use that picture as cover art) and my difficulty finding anything that has both Rarijack and Sweetiebloom in the same story.

For countless generations, the brave and awesome Dirt Ponies have battled against their Pegasus and Unicorn neighbors for control of their home planet... for very good reasons that nopony can ever seem to remember. They have nearly exhausted the resources of an entire world in their never ending mission to harvest sweet, sweet minerals, build a whole bunch of dudes, and blow up their enemies once and for all.

But while these three races are locked in petty battles, a far greater threat has begun to loom from the reaches of outer space... an even bigger conflict between three races, locked in a much cooler and slightly-less-petty battle! If the ponies want to take part in this epic struggle for the fate of the galaxy, they'll have to do the unthinkable: join forces, and simultaneously declare all-out war on both the glittery, enigmatic Crytoss and the horrifying 'Ling Swarm. At the same time.

Now all they have to do is invent spaceships. And not get blow'd up. This is a good plan!

Note: The story is complete, but chapters will be released every two days.

This story is a sequel to Substitute Teacher

As one of the first changelings to legally reside in Canterlot, Sixteen 7-52-1 gets pegged for a friendly interview. The intent? To clear up a bunch of popular but wrong ideas about how changelings work.

Basically, I fire my headcannon. Part of the SciencePon verse, rated teen for mentions of mammalian reproduction.

Severe thunderstorms are a commonality when living in a mountain fire lookout tower; an event that comes and goes with ease. However, when a storm takes a turn for the worse and causes the resident lookout to fall unconscious, the scene that greets him on awakening is about as unsettling and unwelcome as can be.
Or is it?

With his radios and cellular service cut off, Equestria's first human visitor is left to his own devices to figure out why he and his tower are now in the middle of an mysterious and dangerous forest. Well, at least the clouds still move on their own, that's a good thing, right?

Look out Equestria, there's a new human in town!

*Takes place during/after Season 9

When Principal Cinch returns to her old school house, more specifically her art class, to collect some stuff she left before getting fired by the board, She gets a not-so-friendly visit from the cartoon characters created by an old classmate of hers, the Mane 7...

Inspired by/based on the hit BatIM song, Welcome Home, written and sung by SquigglyDigg.

Equestria.
The shining pinnacle of everything good about the world of Equis.

The Badlands.
The run-down hole of everything terrible about the world of Earth.

When a massive corporation fires one of its Snipers for failing to perform well enough in the field, he ends up transported from Earth to Equis. Hoping to make some new friends, he sets about socializing. However, this is harder than it seems, especially when he's not the only one to be taken there. After all, how is a murdering gunman with low self-esteem going to fit in when placed in a country full of peaceful equines with friendly attitudes and whilst under fire from everything that isn't himself?

Horribly, I assume.

Self-Insert; Simply using my Sniper as a placeholder for myself.