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Kawa


Lonely asshat, programmer of Noxico, retired ROM hacker, and all-round CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!!

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As a scientist, Pyrrhic Victory can't resist the opportunity to teach ponies things.
As a troll, he can't resist a bit of mental scarring.

As a pony fanfic author, I can't resist writing oneshots about my personal headcanons.

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Comments ( 15 )

Nice one! :pinkiehappy: You probably won't believe it, but I'm reading this at 5:45 AM on my iPod. :facehoof: I need to lay off my iPod soon. It's :flutterrage:TOO DARN GOOD! :scootangel:

I am jealous of your mastery of dialogue~

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Go home, Martian. You're drunk. :ajbemused:

Now all you need... Is a plot!

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Go read Thysania or something if you want an actual plot. :twistnerd:

It turns out my docx to bbcode converter doesn't like blockquotes, causing the challenging text on the blackboard to go missing.
It is back now. A cookie to whoever can outsmart the classroom.

Guess I get to eat the cookie myself, then. Thanks for playing. :pinkiehappy:

“Now then,” Vic said as he held his crayon up to a spot where a diamond shape was missing. The kids in the audience could infer as much – there were three others on the other sides of the design.
“Flame, please.”
As soon as the drawing was complete, a burst of illusionary fire spewed forth from the blackboard, as big as the circle itself, and engulfed the substitute teacher, along with a big part of his desk. When it disappeared ten agonizing seconds later, the only thing left on the blackboard was the bullet list, and Vic was gone.

Wait a second... is this a Kamen Rider Wizard reference I see here?

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Heck yeah it is.
*shabadoobies away*

Hi there. I hope you don't mind, but I liked the concepts of this fic so much I have put together an audio version.

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That was so good, I'm going to post it on my tumblr.

If there's but one issue, it's that the part about Dolphins' name being Fish Tank is missing:

“My name’s not ‘Dolphins’,” Fish Tank mumbled to himself.

That makes "the foal sitting next to Fish Tank" somewhat confusing.

And maybe the whole "Vic does not use contractions until the kids call him out on it" thing... the "accommodation" is hardly noticable. But then, there's not much to see of his contraction aversion in the original text, so I'll let that pass. But yeah, basically he's supposed to sound kinda like Commander Data. Still, excellent job.

Comment posted by octavia and dj pons 3 deleted May 19th, 2014

3478634 ...Ok, seriously, not only is that cool...I'm stealing this for a Kamen Rider fic idea...hope you don't mind. Also...and this is just curiosity, what kind of Wizard Driver do you think a Pony might have? Certainly not a "Hand Author" as the normal Driver is...say perhaps, a hoof? I'd like your input on that. Also, Rings for Earth Pony and Pegasi hooves, or perhaps something else involving magic stones? Just something to think about.

4410973 I haven't a clue. Good luck anyway.

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