A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

Equestria's history is full of wonders, both magical and mechanical. But only twice has it succeeded in implementing AI.

The latest iteration is an apple farmer whose resurrection is celebrated by everypony except herself. Because really, once every part has been replaced, what is left that can measure a mare?

An entry for the 2023 Sci-Fi Contest, where it nabbed a respectable fourth place. Yay, existential robot ponies!

When a contemporary human stumbles upon Equestria and makes his presence known in Ponyville, he believes he is living his most cherished desire. But reality soon begins to intrude upon his Hub-tinted vision of this magical land and he begins to question his most basic assumptions about life, Equestria, and what My Little Pony means to him. Ultimately, the characters he knows and loves could end up influencing the most important decision he will ever make.

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This is my first FiMfic, so be gentle guys! Constructive criticism is always welcome, and please do comment. And, as always, thanks for reading.

Artwork by Mandi "Mitti" Tremblay - www.potluckart.com

After being trapped in stone by the Mane Six, Discord uses what little power he has left to summon the one person stupid enough to free him...Johnny Bravo. But will Johnny be able to figure out he's being used in time to stop Discord once and for all?

...Probably not. Equestria is doomed.

Luna Says Hello To An Old Friend

Not long after winning the honor of carrying the Ponyville flag for the Equestria Games, Scootaloo finds herself struggling with schoolwork, friendships, and of course, her inability to fly. While working on an assignment for school, she discovers the existence of a group of powerful psychics that Equestrian royalty consult for many things - including helping parents choose a name for their newborn foals.

Curious, Scootaloo pleads for Princess Twilight Sparkle to meet them and ask the one question that she direly wants to know - "Will I ever be able to fly?"

Despite Princess Celestia's warning, Twilight meets with them - but is the truth worth the price she may have to pay to herself and Scootaloo?

Story takes place after "Flight to the Finish," and then branches from there.

Beautiful cover art was completed for me by my wonderfully talented sister!

Currently undergoing revisions for conventions and grammar issues. Being my first story, there are more than I would prefer.

It has a TVTropes page, put together by Godzillawolf! Right Here!

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Featured on 3 September 2017!!!
Scootaloo has a secret that she keeps from her friends. If discovered, it could change everything as we know it.
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Thank you Rdasher12 for pre-reading this story and giving good feedback.
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The cover art comes from the Flight to the Finish episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all related content is owned by Hasbro. CYA.

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Part of a series of unrelated stories:
The Secret Life of... Rainbow Dash
The Secret Life of... Big Mac
The Secret Life of... Pinkie Pie
The Secret Life of... Applejack
The Secret Life of... Apple Bloom
The Secret Life of... Discord

Princess Twilight Sparkle enjoys ruling over friendship from Ponyville.

And, naturally, as Princess of Friendship, she lends a helping hoof wherever she can.

Until she starts to realize that maybe these ponies take the whole "cutie mark" thing a little too seriously.

The world's greatest troll didn't die, he just got tired of trolling us, so he made his way to the land of Equestria. Here he finds a fresh new pack of victims that he could enrage.

Author's note: This piece of fiction is obviously dedicated to the legend that is Eduard Khil (R.I.P). Also this is one of the few comedy/human works that I will ever write, so don't get used to it.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders have run out of ideas, so they go monster hunting!

With Princess Celestia and Princess Luna happily accompanying them into the Everfree Forest, what could possibly go wrong?

Well, it's surprising.

Written for the Everfree North West Scribblefest 2017 contest. Hope you enjoy!