"It's such a beautiful day, don't you think Angel?" Fluttershy nuzzled her pet rabbit, as he sat there eating his carrot, "the sun is shining, not a single cloud in the sky, it's not to hot, and it's not to cold-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" Fluttershy and Angel stared in awe as a big monkey flew through the air, screaming like a little filly and waving his arms around. It flew straight to the Everfree Forest, and landed with a loud thud.
"Oh my," she said to herself, "I hope the poor thing's alright, oh, what should I do Angel?" she stared expectantly at the white bunny. Angel could only stare back at his master, with a slightly irritated look on his face. He then lifted his paw and pointed in the general vicinity of where the ape landed, "you're right Angel! I can't leave that poor, defenseless creature on their own! I must help them!" she said bravely as she stood in place, "...can you come with me?" she asked trembling, her brave facade vanishing without a trace. Angel could only sigh to himself. It was going to be one of those days.
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Oh mama," Johnny said as he lifted himself off of the ground. After dusting himself off he took a look at his surroundings, "tree's, lots and lots of tree's," he couldn't stop himself from sighing from the boring scenery.
"HELP ME!!!" a loud, feminine, voice rang out, not to far from where Johnny was. Johnny quickly ran over to where the voice rang out, and spotted a yellow pegasus, being surrounded by several wolves that appeared to be made of wood.
"Oh no! That yellow mule is about to be attacked by a bunch of wooden chihuahua's!" he shouted in panic, causing both pegasus and Timberwolves to look in his direction, "...maybe I shouldn't have said that out loud," the timberwolves, seeing a much larger and dumber prey, quickly launched themselves at him, snarling as they did so.
Quickly jumping out of the way, Johnny quickly surveyed his surroundings, quickly finding just the tools he needed to face the dreaded beasts.
"Cool, beavers nyhaha," he laughed to himself as he picked up the two creatures...and tied their tails together. The timberwolves, not understanding why the idiot did so, merely shrugged at one another, before commencing their attack on the blonde haired buffoon.
"You may not know this by looking at me," Johnny said as he held the tied together beavers like a pair of nunchaku, "but I'm a master of the art of BEAVER FU!" he cried as he swung the beavers as if in random directions, causing any timberwolves in range to be instantly shredded into sawdust. Momentarily stopping his rampage, johnny found that only one frightened timberwolf remained, shaking uncontrollably, "...HOOWOW!" the cry was enough for the timberwolf to run off, crying as it did so back to it's den. Johnny smiled to himself as he untied the two beavers, both glaring at him, but simply walked off as best they could, having difficulty walking straight.
"Thank you," Johnny turned to the yellow mule, who for some reason had a bunny on her back, "if you hadn't come along, me and Angel would have been done for," the mare blushed as she looked at her savior.
"No problem little mule," Johnny replied as he patted her head, causing her to blush even more so, "the name's Johnny, HOOWOW, Johnny Bravo," he said, posing for the yellow mule.
"I'm Fluttershy, oh, and I'm not a mule, I'm a pegasus,"
"Hey, isn't that what you get when you cut yourself with something rusty?" Johnny asked, scratching his head.
"Um, no, that's tetanus, oh, and that's just a misconception, tetanus is actually caused by-"
"Hey, I'm hungry, got any nachos?" Johnny interrupted, rubbing his stomach as he did so.
"Um, uh, I'm sorry," Fluttershy said as she hung her head low.
"Aw man!" Johnny groaned as he fell to his knees, "now what am I gonna eat?" Fluttershy stared at her savior, it wouldn't be right to let him starve, especially after that nasty fall he had...
"...I think I have some week old doughnuts in the fridge,"
"Week old doughnuts?!" Johnny shouted with glee, "well what are we waiting for, let's go!" he sped off like a bullet into the distance. However a few seconds later he returned, "uh, which way we going again?" he asked with a hint of embarrassment. Fluttershy couldn't stop herself from smiling, he was quite the strange monkey...
"Follow me, my cottage isn't too far off," she said as she held Johnny's hand in her hoof, leading him to her home, blushing all the while.
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"Thanks alot fer agreeing to help me out Rare's," Applejack said, bucking the closest apple tree, "I mighty appreciate you coming by an all."
"Oh, it's no problem deary," Rarity replied, using her magic to grab the buckets of apples that Applejack filled just now, setting them on a nearby cart, "I'd do anything for you," she said as she followed Applejack to another tree, staring lovingly at her flank as she did so.
Recently, Rarity just couldn't get Applejack out of her mind. That rustic charm, her well toned legs, those cute little freckles that adorned her face, IT WAS KILLING HER!
"Well, that's mighty kind of ya Rare's," Rarity couldn't help but blush at the nickname, "hey, after we're a done here, let's git somethin' ta eat, just the two of us!" Applejack said as she finished putting the buckets around the tree.
"I, uh, would love to," Rarity said as she scratched the back of her hind leg. Her heart felt like it was going a hundred miles a second, sweat poured down her head as she thought of the wonderful evening she would have with her beloved Apple strudle, "um, Applejack, there's something I've been meaning to-"
"Hey, is that Twilight?" Applejack said as she saw the lavender mare approaching them at top speed. Rarity however only glared at the despicable nuisance.
HOW DARE SHE INTERRUPT MY DOWN TIME WITH APPLEJACK!? dark thoughts swarmed inside her head, if she ruins this for me I will DESTROY HER!
"Howdy Twilight!" Applejack waved as Twilight came to a stop, "what brings you here-"
"Hey sexy mama!" Twilight flirted as gazed into Applejack's eyes, "is your name Micky? Cause you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!" both Applejack and Rarity were stunned, did Twilight really just say that?
"Uh, Twilight?" the orange mare began cautiously, "are ya'll feeling all right?"
"Hey, did you know I'm a master of tongue fu?" Twilight grabbed Applejack and held her bridal style, "I call this one 'the swirly'"
"the wha-" she was interrupted by Twilight's tongue covering her face, moving about in a circular fashion, Rarity could do nothing but stare in horror.
"How'd you like that baby!" Twilight asked as she let go of Applejack, who attempted to crawl away.
"Rare's, help me," she begged as she reached a hoof towards Rarity, who was simply trembling, "uh, Rare's, ya'll alrigh-"
"Applejack....belongs....to.....ME!!!!" Rarity yelled as she ran up to Twilight, and bucked her so hard she flew off into the distance. She then slowly turned to Applejack, grinning sinisterly as she did so.
"Uh, Rarity, why are ya staring at me like-"
"Twilight may have taken your first kiss," Rarity said, slowly walking towards Applejack, who still was laying on the ground, "so I'll just have to take something else," she chuckled as she stood above a sweating Applejack.
"...mah hat?" Applejack asked with a nervous smile, filled with both hope and despair. Rarity merely chuckled at the joke, caressing the orange mare gently.
"I was thinking something more, engaging," she answered as her face inched closer to Applejacks, allowing her to smell the other mare's breathe.
"What da ya'll mean by, engaging?" Rarity's mouth was now a mere centimeter from Applejack's.
"Your hoof," her eyes bulged in fear, "in marriage," at that Applejack sighed in relief.
"Oh, that all? I thought you were a gonna cut mah-" her eyes bulged once again, "MARRIAGE!?"
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"Something is definitely going on with my little ponies," Celestia said as she descended upon her faithful student's humble abode, "hopefully Twilight will be able to shed some light on-" a small body suddenly crashed before her, a small lavender body, "Twilight, are you alright!?" she asked in concern as she nuzzled the young mare.
"Ugh, my head," Twilight said as she got up.
That's strange Celestia thought to herself, she should be knocked out from such an impact deciding to forget about that for now, she checked over her student to see if she was injured, though it appeared she was just fine, Celestia releasing a breathe she did not know she was holding. Twilight finally noticed the princess and smiled happily.
"Hey there, sexy mama," Twilight wiggled her eyebrows, "wanna see how many ways a unicorn horn can cause pleasure," Celestia's eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets.
"P-pardon?!" Celestia resisted the urge to run away.
"Hey, wanna check out my pecs!?" Celestia could only stare in horror as her star pupil flexed her non existent pecs.
Something was definitely wrong.