Apple Bloom couldn't help but think lately, things in Ponyville have been...weird. it was subtle, and one could barely notice it, but everypony wasn't acting like themselves. They were acting...weird.
"Everypony say thank you to Diamond Tiara for the cupcakes!" Miss Cheerilee said as she watched Diamond give everypony a cupcake, saving Apple Bloom for last.
"Thank you Diamond Tiara!" everypony sang as they ate their delicious treat, as Diamond finally got to Apple Bloom.
"I'm not doing this for you, blank flank," she muttered angrily as she almost shoved the cupcake into Apple Bloom's face, "I only gave you one because daddy said so," she glared at the filly, before her eyes softened and caressed Apple Bloom's face, "oh why can't I quit you?" she asked, more to herself than to Apple Bloom, promptly taking her seat next to the filly.
Yeah, REALLY weird. Worst of all nopony else seemed to notice, not even her sister. As she went to take a bite out of her cupcake, she noticed a note taped to the bottom of the pastry. She took it out and read it in her head.
Dear Blank Flank,
Meet me by the playground after school
-Diamond Tiara
Apple Bloom couldn't shake the feeling of dread spreading throughout her body.
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After school was over with, Apple bloom did as the note told her and went to the playground to meet with Diamond Tiara. After a few seconds she spotted the spoiled brat near the slide. Walking up to her Apple Bloom braced herself for the worst.
"Well well well, if it isn't the blank flank?" the pink filly growled, "what took you so long, can't read?" Apple Bloom couldn't help but sigh in annoyance.
"Dang it, Diamond, what da ya'll want already?" she asked, just wanting to leave already.
"Listen here you blank flank!" the filly growled back, grabbing the filly by her shoulders, scaring the poor girl, "Don't you dare talk to me like that! You're nothing more, than a stupid, piece of garbage, blank flank loser!" her eyes once again softened, "most wonderful, cute, doe-eyed mare I have ever had the pleasure to gaze upon," she finished as she gently caressed said mare's cheeks.
"W-what?" Apple Bloom couldn't hide the shock from her voice. Did Diamond Tiara really just said that?
"You heard me my angel," Diamond responded, holding Apple Bloom closer than ever, causing both fillies hearts to skip a beat, "I can no longer hide my feelings for you, my sweet apple pie," Diamond leaned in and captured the young fillies mouth with her own, pushing the innocent filly gently to the ground.
Apple Bloom felt as she was on cloud nine. She pushed into the kiss, deepening it as she gently held Diamond against her chest.
Maybe being weird ain't so wrong after all.
Is... Is Johnny the son of Discord?
1987960
You made my day with that comment !
1987965
Just make Johnny do what he does best, and it will make my day. My own Johnny has some big plans.
1987960
Oh Mama!
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1987996
SPOILER!!!!
Well...If Johnny fighting off Timberwolves with beaver nunchaku is in his character than yes I am doing that...
1988196
As long as there are chipmunks or other small rodents that can crawl into Johnny's pants, there will be no stopping him.
Best chapter.
wat
Wonder what's going on with the rest of ponyville. Discord must be laughing himself silly by now. What will happen with Diamond and Apple Bloom if/when they come to their senses?
What has that gel-headed idiot done to Diamond Tiara. I mean I never liked her (still don't) but her being nice, especially to Applebloom truly is the second sign of Equestria's impending doom. (First was Pinkie's unusually unusual behaviour toward the idiot) Is it okay to panic now?
... W-what just happened?
like Johnny once said "yeah whatever"
THIS............
Uhhhhh....what?
Well that got out of hand fast.
Well, then.
so funny
1987960
1988697 Massive freak out.
There's no image that can describe my feelings right now!!!
OH DEAR FAUSTICORN SAVE US.
You asked for it