In a secret underground room near the back of Canterlot Castle, a super important meeting is being held. With figures like Princess Twilight Sparkle, Dragon Lord Ember, Queen Novo, and the now-retired Celestia all in attendance, what could have caused such a tense, dangerous meeting to take place?

And why do you have to be caught in the middle of it?!

You're anonymous... and you've come here to meet somepony. She doesn't know you, but just how much do you know her? Or yourself? Discovery, you suppose, is the greatest challenge.

Anon is the only human in Equestria as you would already know, but here he is also the only therapist in. His business is dying, having no clients, and will have to close soon. Anon's only hope is for business to skyrocket very soon.

Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)

Local human, Anon, is a pretty normal guy. He goes to work, comes home, hangs around his apartment until bed, eats, sleeps, and repeats. Sometimes, he even spices things up and hangs out with his friends.

One day, his friends notice something. . . off about him.

I. . . I don't even know what this is. Enjoy?

Also, I just wanted to say I'm not trying to make fun of anybody what with could be called an anglo-derivative accent. I just thought it would be funny to take it to the extreme.

Twilight Sparkle’s had enough of Anon’s pranks, so she gets back at him with one of her own: each time he uses foul language, he becomes more of a cute pony.

Anon made a major impact on the lives of every friend he made in his time in Equestria, but he had to return home sometime. However, his friends weren't ready for him to leave just yet. Writing letters is supposed to be therapeutic...

Ten years ago you left Ponyville, intent on traveling Equestria and seeing the world.

At least, that's what you told everyone.

As you make your way back. You realize you never should have left in the first place.

Spoilers: Takes place after the Series Finale
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This whole short was inspired by the incredible picture done by xieyanbbb

Anon wakes up, but doesn't quite remember how much he drank.

Narrated by Snogwritts

Working in a dump has its ups and downs - sure, you may go home smelling like trash, but the riches you can find more than make up for it. Gently used furniture, perfectly good books, and even some nearly intact action figures are just the tip of the iceberg of what Anon has found on his daily duties - still, even after years of working at the junkyard, he still stumbles across a few surprises.

Artwork by AnonTheAnon

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