Fluttershy has a problem: she keeps waking up with strange dreams. What has been going on? And what is that delicious metallic taste upon her tongue?

Warning: Contains Flutterbat and Silliness. Consult a Doctor if pain persists.

Supporting Cast: Rarity, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Celestia and Luna.

Edited by Level Dasher

"Every normal pony must be tempted, at times, to spit on her hooves, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

Over brunch, Twilight Sparkle lines out her plans to turn to a life of villainy. For the most part, her friends are all for it.

It makes sense in context, honest.

You are a human, and you are also now in Equestria for some reason. Why? Don't worry about it.

The real question is, why aren't any of these ponies running around scared shitless calling you a monster? After all, they all saw you come out of the Everfree. Well as it turns out, wearing glasses has something to do with it.

Here's a really short and simple story for all of you to read! Had this idea pop into my head while I wrote some other stories Im working on for this site, and I thought it was sort of funny so I decided to write it out. I hope it's an enjoyable read, and if you have any criticisms please leave them in the comments, I'm always happy to read and learn where I could improve my writing.

[Be me, log into fanfiction site, check to see if my favorite stories got updated, see notifications in corner, open said notifications: My face when this dumb story makes it to the front page]
[2/27/2023]

Chrysalis might be one of the most evil, vile, and dastardly villains that Equestria has ever known. She might have been responsible for nearly destroying the world more than once, she might even be a soul-sicking, shapeshifting monster, but she is still a mare.

She had never been given a genuine, honest compliment from someone that wasn't under threat or stuffed into a feeding pod or mind controlled. Today that is going to change.

Cadence really hasn't happy about the whole thing.

Artist is llamacheesecake

Sandbar and Ocellus contemplate the nature of the changelings' main form of sustenance inside of a ring of magical fire. It's a nice bonding experience.

[2nd-Person Fic starring you and Opalescence]

Life's tough for a stray. With all doors shut at your presence, you can only take what you can get. Which isn't much. If only there were some light at the end of the tunnel to help keep you going.

Perhaps that lovely Persian can change your views...

A/N: No. I don't know. And I'm not sorry. At all.

I wrote this at two in the morning. My friend was yelling at me the entire time.

...God. Why do I do this to myself.

"Hey, you used to be Celestia's student, right? Did you know Sunset Shimmer?"

"Have you seen a butterfly around here?" I asked Derpy one day. Next thing I don't even know, we're saving Equestria from the fairies in Fluttershy's chicken coop!

Featured: Equestria Daily, The Royal Canterlot Library
Translations: Polish

Twilight bounds into her castle's kitchen one morning, and interrupts Spike's breakfast with exciting news.

"Exciting," in this context, is used incredibly loosely.

(Originally written for The Writeoff Association's "The Twilight Zone" prompt, and submitted under the title "Twilight Sparkle Seeks a Zoning Permit". Wisely retitled for FiMfic.)

(First-Person, Reader X Chrome Pony)

So, you wake up to find you're in your iPod. Not to mention, your web browser is kinda cute. Now what?

An idea I couldn't get out of my head. Thank SwiperTheFox. But be warned, I'm pretty sure most of his stuff airs on the dangerous side of fanfiction.