Spike and Rarity are the break-up, make-up, break-up to only make up couple. Something pushes them apart and another force pulls them together. Their friends tell them to keep apart.

What will be different about this break-up?

To them

A dance in the snow.

[Cover by GrayGrayBlue]

Princesses Celestia and Luna have studied many dimensions in search of a group of friends as close as the Mane 6, and the only result is a group of adults in Manhattan that have strayed from each other over the years. Equestria is under many potential threats, so the Princesses decide to bring the friends to Equestria to learn from the Mane 6 and hopefully save Equestria along the way. [Crossover with Friends]

It's been several weeks since the "Calamity in Canterlot", a day where the sun itself stopped in the sky. Canterlot was thrown into a panic, only for Twilight to discover that Celestia had in fact been busy engaging in "alternative exercises" with her own sister. Needless to say, things in Equestria have been weird for Twilight Sparkle lately.

Frustrated with the insanity around her, Twilight withdrawals into herself, causing her friends no end of concern for her well-being.

They decide to try to help her out by finding her a special somepony. Things do not go well.

contains: Some crude humor, sexual references, implied princest, and one perpetually prickly alicorn.

This story is technically a sequel to my previous stories, however, due to the Teen rating here, and the fact it can be enjoyed on its own, I didn't link them. If you're ok with reading a couple mature clopfics, then I highly recommend checking out the rest of the series first to get more backstory.

I hope you enjoy!

This story is a sequel to Rainbow Dash Hacks the Internet

Rainbow Dash tries a new prank: hack the Internet to make hyuu-mans look at pictures of her butt. It turns out a lot better and more G-rated than expected.

(Art credits: see the Author's Note.)

Thanks to SquidgeKitten for prereading.

Who is Dinky Doo's real father? In an unexpected crisis, Derpy Doo reveals the secret truth...more than once. But which story is the REAL truth?

Can a clever little filly figure it out?

Thanks to SquidgeKitten for a helpful preread.

Content

No sex actually happens in the story. Just missed past opportunities, and a non-canonical saucy joke at the end, which I think is the definition of Teen rating + Sex warning. Yes, that's right, "joke"...

Blurb

Ellie makes an innocent remark. Maud and Trixie confess some things to Starlight. Starlight does not take it well.

Author's Note

There are about 15kish words that are supposed to be between this and Scenes From A Life In Equestria, establishing the start of Ellie's relationship with Rarity, up to her leaving on a business trip for a couple of weeks. But then I re-watched The Road To Friendship and A Rock Solid Friendship and got re-obsessed with Startrix and Starmaud and Startrixmaud all over again, and could not wait. Will connect it to the rest of the series once that catches up.

Throughout his time in Equestria, Anon has seen a great many things - that being said, he's in for a first. The strange behemoth is as beautiful as she is baffling, leaving the man in a bit of a pickle. What does one do when faced with a literal giant of a pony?

Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon)
Big shout-out to MiddyNight (Twitter @Middynight_) for help with the Scottish accent for her!

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Anon decides it's time to test out a theory of his. If the ponies can go around naked all day, then why can't he?

I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right?

Kissing is irrational. Take it from a pony who's never done it.

Speedwrite because I miss horsewords, mostly unedited.

Fluttershy said softly, "You know how your arms are symmetrical? Your left is like your right? I'm not really into that. I think it's gross."

Then it got worse.

In January, my friend Fluttershy accidentally photobombed my video chat with my girlfriend. Now it's just a question of who dumps who first. And who'll be there to pick up the pieces?

Thanks to SquidgeKitten for a helpful preread.

This is an entry for Angel Midnight's "2020 Is So Weird" short story contest, which runs until the end of November.

(The story image is a frame I edited, from an EG music video.)

(Alternate story title: "That Thing on My Girlfriend's Desk")