CANCELED DUE TO WAY TOO MUCH CRITICISM

The typical HiE but a bit different, lets see how Thomas Matthew, a retired CEO for a major shipping company, can take Equestria (DO NOT POST IN RANDOM GROUPS PLEASE)

Special Thanks to Geo Breaker for letting me use his OC's
Click/tap here for Ebony and Lucky Spark's backstory

UPDATE: due to a new character, im putting in the 'sex' tag for light sex related talk/stuff

Fire Marshall Bill is a man that can spot catastrophe even before it happens. That is exactly the kind of person Equestria needs to prevent any future disasters. Pay close attention as this man's lessons could save not only the citizens of Equestria but your life as well.

LET HIM SHOW YA SOMETHING!!!

If it wasn't obvious, this story was inspired by a hilarious character portrayed by Jim Carrey. I thought it would be fun to have a wacky character like him roaming Equestria. Well, fun for me at least. Hahaha! I hope you all enjoy!

Ingredients for authentic Japanese-style ramen:

• 8oz handmade wheat noodles
• 1 cup napa cabbage
• 3oz shiitake mushrooms, sliced
• 1 Little Dashie--WAIT WHAT....!?!?!

(This is a shitpost. Expect shitpost content. Typos are intentional and for comedic effect. No graphic violence occurs in this story.)

(This is an UNOFFICIAL parody of My Little Dashie. Support the official release.)

(Now with a VTuber reading by TheMajorTechie!)

Flash Sentry is frustrated that his relationship with Princess Twilight Sparkle isn't going anywhere. He makes the mistake of telling Pinkie Pie this. Shenanigans ensue.

Just a short bit of fun Flashlight.

Sexual activity occurs "offscreen" in this story, all participants are of legal age.

EDIT: Featured on 04/12/2021 because you are all awesome!

The relics from a distant age, long forgotten by the pony kind. Twilight Sparkle is now tasked with retrieving them. Is this task proven too much for her? Is the Princess of Friendship ready for this challenge?

Lyra and Bon Bon survive two horrifying nights of a terrifying supercell above their heads from a deadly tornado outbreak that has been going on in Equestria for days. After striking the house and a really big one striking the movie theater. The two can only hope for the best while these monster tornadoes rip apart everything in their path during this outbreak.

Inspired by two 1996 films.

A direct to TV film “Night of the Twisters”, and the blockbuster film “Twister”.

Sunset shimmer is lonely cause her friends all have summer jobs and goes for a walk on this walk she see’s wallflower blush walking into the woods behind canterlot high and decides to follow her and starts to experience gay panic

Applejack is a myth, a legendary gunfighter in the Equestrian Old West. Well, South. Since the San Palomino is due south of Ponyville, but West has certain connotations, and isn't it all west of Canterlot anyway?

The point is, she's back in Appleloosa to take out a no good black hat who's gone and tried taking over the town.

And it's High Noon...

How exactly do ponies use guns? Guess we'll find out.

This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle Lost in Time

This story takes place after the episode "Magic Duel"

Trixie was the latest victim in being regressed into a foal after her age spell was redirected at her. She is then placed under Twilight as her caretaker but there's more to what meets the eye. The mare was visited by Starlight Glimmer and has been recruited to spy on Twilight and her friends. But in the meantime she'll have to act like a little foal and not blow her cover. However she develops a friendship with Zecora and will have to make a fatal choice will she betray Twilight and her new friend or Starlight Glimmer?

Cover Artist: Pridark

Editor: superpinkbrony12

During a ground race with Applejack, Rainbow Dash accidentally falls into a portal and finds herself trapped at the start of a show with 60 weird-looking living beings with the one in the know: To win.

With her wings tied up, Rainbow Dash needs to be fast, reactive and smart if she wants to win and to survive.

Rated E for Everyone. This is a crossover between My Little Pony and the PS4 videogame "Fall Guys".