Bringing the pain, no remains
Here to reign (Who want more?)
Fight to death, final breath
I beat you best! (Break you down!)
Bringing the pain, no remains 
Here to reign (Who want more?)
Fight to death, final breath
I beat you best! (Break you down!)

Make a move, you met your match
Face to face, who gonna react?
Ready, attack! Watch your back
Body parts are getting detached!
...Battle for glory

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0thly, my girlfriend is not a QAnonDeathCultist. She is simply a wuss afraid of medical procedures. This has already cost her many teeth in her 40s because she is too afraid to go to the dentist for maintenance and repair (her fear of the dentist causes her much more pain and suffering than the dentist ever could (at this point, her teeth are to bad from neglect that the dentist would probably have to pull all of her teeth and fit her for dentures)).

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Yes, it's true.

While I never watched either presidential debates, I have heard and seen clips where President Trump referring to coyotes at the border bringing people illegally into the US.

Some of you may know what I'm talking about.

Well, this is proof that President Trump is, at the very least, more informed and knowledgeable about the tropic than most on the left.

Coyote... that's what a person who brings people across the border illegally is called.

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So... yeah. That was a monster towards the end, although it is mostly fun. Why did I post it? Ponies lit a creative spark in me, I guess. Sometimes that makes me write about nice stuff, and sometimes not so much. There was a reason for it all, but this fic became extremely intense.

If I get comments on the fic, I will post them here and reference the comment.

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Also it's over 100k now...

Forgoing my usual habit of writing commentaries for my works, I talk instead in this audio commentary, rambling for an hour about how my ambitious plan for October rose and fell, the eight 1/2 tales I told, the people involved, and why I hate horror.

Dropbox link for the zipped .wav audio file. - https://www.dropbox.com/s/xzblpqdll08ggg4/Nightmare%20Night.wav

00:49 - Introduction

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In a sudden fit of productivity, I decided that it was time for me to actually finish a story yesterday and post it. It won sixth place in the last write-off, out of more than fifty entrants, and was within just a few fractions of a point of second place. I thought it was a bit unlike what I usually write - a metafic comedy, referencing the recent stories about fatal teleportation, Saturdays, and various other silly things - but Bradel thought it was in line with The Stars Ascendant in

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Lots of references to nerdy and underground culture. Here's the preview if anyone's interested.

Dragon of Grace (Uncut Preview)

Yes, we are back with a vengeance. We have plenty to look forward this month. From the return of Journey To Hearth's Warming to the latest chapter of Hoodwinked Pony Edition. I'm so pumped because not only am I ahead of your readers but I'm already finished writing out the remaining season and just started working on season 6. This is a first time ever that I've reached another season before even getting finish posting the previous season. Note, I will still be posting in the same order as

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That wasn't even Angel's final form.

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This...

Was...

BADASS ANIMATING! HOLY CRAP I NEED THIS TO BE A SERIES!

(I intend to buy this at PDQ Records on July 28, 2016 provided it still is at PDQ. I already have this but with no case.)

The opening to this tape has a preview for various Rugrats tapes on VHS that were available at the time (of which I still don't have Phil and Lil: Double Trouble) - note that at the end it says, ''Available Only from Nickelodeon!''

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This episode hit all the right chords with me. All of them. It deals with a lesson for life that is important, but underestimated by many in this world, in a society where people are quick with throwing old things away:

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First of all, let me say, thanks for being patient. The new story is called Broken Bindings, and it is now live. It is tagged as a dark horror mystery story, rated teen.

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Seriously why Lauren Faust, why did you make this abomination?!

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It happened again..... "The End" got another fanfic reading! This sure happens often with this fic..... This time a new reader called The Shadow Reader gave it a try. You know the deal already by now, check it out here:

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Season 8 is finally back and it's already off to an excellent start, with another Friendship School episode! A Friendship School episode in which we see Starlight Glimmer losing it and killing Discord..... What? No, I'm not kidding. This actually happened!

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