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Dec
8th
2020

Remember this? · 11:11pm Dec 8th, 2020

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Jul
12th
2020

Oculus Is Annoyed · 3:21pm Jul 12th, 2020

“This is literally the worst thing to happen in my life.”

”What? What’s wrong?”

“Jay doesn’t make skits with me anymore... we’ve become a trend, and the worst thing is... we’ve already gotten old.”

”But isn’t it good that he’s moving on? He can’t stay in that phase forever.”

“It doesn’t matter! He should still wanna make stuff with us. It shows that he cares.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 69 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Jul
14th
2020

Oculus Has Another Favorite Show · 8:29pm Jul 14th, 2020

”Oculus...? Are you in there...?”

”Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me—“

”What the...?” *walks in* “What are you doing?”

(Ocellus walked in to Oculus wearing some kind of spec-op spandex suit and dancing to a song...)

“Just can’t wait to— Wha— Ocellus, what’re you doing here?!” *frantically stops the music*

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Report ItsGriffy · 78 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Jul
14th
2020

Molting Again · 9:59pm Jul 14th, 2020

”Oculus, you’ve been lying around in here for hours on the phone! You haven’t even been outside yet!”

*in his ultimate gay boy* “Can you see the hating ass bitch? Me too!”

*huffs* “You are just so disrespectful!”

”Umm, I’m being respectful to myself.

”That doesn’t even make any sense!”

”Excuse me, where the fuck’s my Juul?”

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Report ItsGriffy · 84 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Jul
16th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: He's Getting Paranoid · 10:10pm Jul 16th, 2020

*jolts awake* “Huh?! Who’s there?!”

(He looks and sees no one in the living room...)

”Oh... heheh...”

*walks in* “Hey, you’re awake, I—“

NO MORE STABBING!

(Oculus throws a small dagger at the space in the wall just inches away from where Ocellus was standing...)

”Oculus, what the heck?!”

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Report ItsGriffy · 79 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Sep
23rd
2020

Blackmailed! (Ocellus Version. Wait, what?) · 4:50pm Sep 23rd, 2020

*Trots into Ocellus’ room* “Okay... as unlikely as it is, she’s gotta have something here...” *Checks drawer and finds hoofcuffs* “Okay... promising sign.” *checks second drawer and finds a magazine* “How to lose your virginity in a few easy steps... I swear, if I find a strapon or something, I’m gonna flip...”

*He continues checking, yet finds nothing*

“...Unless Smolder has the... oh gosh, that’s a bad mental image! Unsee! Unsee!”

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Report MlpHero · 50 views · #Hero #Ocellus
Jun
6th
2020

Honeymoon Cuddle Buddies: Ocellus · 2:41pm Jun 6th, 2020

"So, what do you wanna do now?"

"Well, you seemed pretty stressed trying to check us in at the front desk."


"Sir, you've arrived 0.1 seconds late, so I'm afraid we've given your hotel suite to somecreature else."

*slams his hooves on the counter* "UGH!!! DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, DICKS!!!!"


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Report ItsGriffy · 66 views · #Ocellus #Oculus
Mar
5th
2021

Map · 10:36pm March 5th

“And... done! I’ve finally finished my watercolor map of Equestria!”

“...”

“What do you think?”

“...Is it upside-down?”

“What? N-No!”

“Oh... did you barf all over it?”

“No! That’s the land of Equestria!”

Mar
22nd
2021

Cutting Board · 2:14am March 22nd

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

The knife pounded against the kitchen counter like a jackhammer, slicing through the cucumber and the kitchen counter.

Ocellus tapped her father's shoulder. "Dad...?"

Griff stabbed the knife down, turning and grinning at his daughter. "Yes, sweetpea?"

"D-Did something happen? Y-You seem pretty tense..."

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Jul
16th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: Eggshells · 1:26am Jul 16th, 2020

”And you’re not letting him get to you, are you...?”

”No. Never.”

”Well... good luck with your job interview. S-Stay safe...”

”Okay.”


*stumbles in the hotel room and falls on the floor* “I-I don’t think I like this drink... I-It’s bitter... and... and it gives me a headache.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 126 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Jun
30th
2020

Pickles · 6:03pm Jun 30th, 2020

Lighter Grey Text = Claussen, since I’m running out of colors to use

*walks into the kitchen* “Claus...?” *rubs eyes* “What’re you doing up so late...?”

*there’s pickle vinegar all over his face, and the space in front of the open fridge is a mess*

“Please tell me this isn’t cannibalism...”

”...You...”

I NEED MORAL SUPPORT!

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Report ItsGriffy · 148 views · #Ocellus #Claussen
Jul
8th
2021

She’ll Get It Right Eventually... · 8:05pm July 8th

[Silverstream had sued Ocellus- and at this point, they’re each on a stand]

”Oh, hey Gabby.”

”You know that’s not my name!”

”I’m sorry, sorry.”

[silence]

”...it’s nice to see you, Princess Skystar.”

”You mother—“

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Aug
7th
2020

Feelings · 5:05pm Aug 7th, 2020

(Ocellus found herself walking through a bright corridor, and it eventually led to what looked like a large ball room. It was crowded with ponies, all chatting happily, and dressed nice...

It wasn’t long before she found herself dressed in her own way, too. A layered, pink dress. Nothing too special, nothing too bland...

As she made her way further into the crowd, she spotted someone familiar. Looking down into his wine glass and swirling it fondly...)

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Report ItsGriffy · 67 views · #Ocellus #Oculus
Aug
8th
2020

Changed · 7:04pm Aug 8th, 2020

”Hey, um... Oculus...? A-Are you... are you okay? You’ve been wearing that same tuxedo for a while, now.”

(Oculus snaps his head around in a full one-eighty, his neck seeming to crack as he turns to Ocellus...)

”Why, I’m doing just fine, my dear.”

”’My dear’? Since when did you ever... say it like that?”

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Report ItsGriffy · 50 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
May
26th
2020

She’s Had It · 9:57pm May 26th, 2020

”Oculus, I’m not gonna let you abuse me anymore!”

”Hey, Ocellus?”

”What?”

”I love you.”

*gasp* “Really?

”No.”

”Dang it! I fell for it again...”

Report ItsGriffy · 97 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
May
30th
2020

Um... Power Went Out. · 12:43am May 30th, 2020

So, um, yeah.

Uh, sorry I haven't, uh, been active, but, uh, it probably doesn't matter anyways, so, errr...

Here, um, have a skit.


"Hey, Pharynx?"

"What?"

"Um... Oculus told me he had this 'obligatory horn polishing' to go to, and I'm starting to wonder if he's standing me up."

"...Huh?"

"Something about his horn getting all sticky, and-"

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Report ItsGriffy · 76 views · #Ocellus #Pharynx
Jun
24th
2020

Shotgun · 4:22pm Jun 24th, 2020

“Come on guys!”

“We’re right behind you.”

*Walking towards the car*
*Walking towards the car*

“Shotgun!”

*Groan*
*Groan*

“Hero, we— Woah! Woah!”

*Holding shotgun*

“No guys, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!”

*Cocks the shotgun*

Report MlpHero · 66 views · #Zenex #Ocellus
Jul
13th
2020

Blueberry Scented · 7:01pm Jul 13th, 2020

”Uhhh... Pentagon? What are you doing...?”

*shuffling through young Oculus’ personal things* “I’ll see how he likes it when I expose him...”

”Wait, like, physically?

”No, I just— well, good idea, but not exactly.”

(After a few more seconds of shuffling...)

”Aha!”

”That’s... that’s his shampoo.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 90 views · #Pentagon #Ocellus
Jul
15th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: The Goal Gets Closer · 3:37pm Jul 15th, 2020

”I honestly don’t even know how I survived this long...”

(Oculus lay on the floor of the hotel room Thorax provided for him and Ocellus...)

*loading a pistol* “But now I can finally be happy...”

(Smiling one last time, Oculus took the barrel of the gun in his mouth and fired...)


(Oculus jerked awake in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, then fell out of bed...)

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Report ItsGriffy · 95 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
Jul
17th
2020

Ruining His Life 101: He Can’t Walk, It’s Amazing · 4:04pm Jul 17th, 2020

”I’m sorry, but... but Oculus... he’s suffering partial paralysis in his legs.”

”Oh. Oh, that makes sense, doesn’t it? Because... because he shot me in my side.”

”Is... is it curable?”

”Well, not curable per se, but yes. We’ll try treating his injury, and he may be able to walk again, but until then, he should probably stay here.”

”O-Okay.”

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Report ItsGriffy · 117 views · #Oculus #Ocellus
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