”Okay, Flutterwings, next question; Say I had... 50 pieces of candy.”
“Okay...”
“And you gave me... 25 pieces of candy.”
“Okay, and?”
”And someone else gave me 30 pieces of candy.”
“And?”
”What would I have then?”
“Diabetes. You would have diabetes.”
“Hey, um... I bought a book for us... d-do you wanna maybe read it together...?”
”W-Well, um... I-I’ve got this horn polishing to go to, a-and...”
”That’s an excuse. You’ve used it before from when we were thirteen.”
”W-Well, I...”
”Oculus, please, just talk to me... you’ve been avoiding me for days now, and... and I still want answers...”
Gallus and 'Ocellus' are hanging out at a Karaoke bar after running across it on a walk into Ponyville, they rent a room to sing in as Gallus spots a favorite metal song from a favorite Griffin band of his. 'Ocellus' is interested as she asks if she can sing it. After finishing the song and knocking the proverbial socks off of Gallus, he's very impressed with her.
*sitting on the couch in the living room*
”Now, remember. If the test subject of choice makes any loud noises, that’s all okay.”
*chews popcorn*
”There’s nothing a little chloroform can’t fix.”
*nods eagerly*
*walks by* “Hey Oculus, I— Wait, what are you looking at?” *sits beside him*
”Um—“
”Will you please stop hugging me...?”
”Not until you tell me you want to live...”
*sigh* “Ocellus...”
”You’re not going to say it, are you...?”
”Look, Ocellus, I love you, but I need some space to breathe, and—“
”Wait, what are these bruises on your hooves...?”
”It’s nothing, just... just let me go.”
This is a follow up to my previous blog. Seriously, read the comments.
"Oculus... Oculus... wake up. Are you okay?"
*groans* "Wha...?"
"Drugs. You literally inhaled drugs."
"Oh."
"Um... anything else? Do you want some water?"
"That'd be nice, thank you."
"I'm sorry, what?"
*leaving* ”Bye, Oculus. I’m going to the club with my friend, Smolder.”
”Uh Huh. Have fun. Let me know if you need me to BitsApp you some money.”
*turns around* ”...Well... well maybe I won’t need money, because— because the guys there’re probably going to buy me drinks and stuff!”
”Yeah; you’re pretty hot.”
*Trots into Ocellus’ room* “Okay... as unlikely as it is, she’s gotta have something here...” *Checks drawer and finds hoofcuffs* “Okay... promising sign.” *checks second drawer and finds a magazine* “How to lose your virginity in a few easy steps... I swear, if I find a strapon or something, I’m gonna flip...”
*He continues checking, yet finds nothing*
“...Unless Smolder has the... oh gosh, that’s a bad mental image! Unsee! Unsee!”
“And... done! I’ve finally finished my watercolor map of Equestria!”
“...”
“What do you think?”
“...Is it upside-down?”
“What? N-No!”
“Oh... did you barf all over it?”
“No! That’s the land of Equestria!”
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
The knife pounded against the kitchen counter like a jackhammer, slicing through the cucumber and the kitchen counter.
Ocellus tapped her father's shoulder. "Dad...?"
Griff stabbed the knife down, turning and grinning at his daughter. "Yes, sweetpea?"
"D-Did something happen? Y-You seem pretty tense..."
”And you’re not letting him get to you, are you...?”
”No. Never.”
”Well... good luck with your job interview. S-Stay safe...”
”Okay.”
*stumbles in the hotel room and falls on the floor* “I-I don’t think I like this drink... I-It’s bitter... and... and it gives me a headache.”
Lighter Grey Text = Claussen, since I’m running out of colors to use
*walks into the kitchen* “Claus...?” *rubs eyes* “What’re you doing up so late...?”
*there’s pickle vinegar all over his face, and the space in front of the open fridge is a mess*
“Please tell me this isn’t cannibalism...”
”...You...”
”I NEED MORAL SUPPORT!”
[Silverstream had sued Ocellus- and at this point, they’re each on a stand]
”Oh, hey Gabby.”
”You know that’s not my name!”
”I’m sorry, sorry.”
[silence]
”...it’s nice to see you, Princess Skystar.”
”You mother—“
”Oculus, you’ve been lying around in here for hours on the phone! You haven’t even been outside yet!”
*in his ultimate gay boy* “Can you see the hating ass bitch? Me too!”
*huffs* “You are just so disrespectful!”
”Umm, I’m being respectful to myself.”
”That doesn’t even make any sense!”
”Excuse me, where the fuck’s my Juul?”
*jolts awake* “Huh?! Who’s there?!”
(He looks and sees no one in the living room...)
”Oh... heheh...”
*walks in* “Hey, you’re awake, I—“
”NO MORE STABBING!“
(Oculus throws a small dagger at the space in the wall just inches away from where Ocellus was standing...)
”Oculus, what the heck?!”
”Oculus...? Are you in there...?”
”Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me—“
”What the...?” *walks in* “What are you doing?”
(Ocellus walked in to Oculus wearing some kind of spec-op spandex suit and dancing to a song...)
“Just can’t wait to— Wha— Ocellus, what’re you doing here?!” *frantically stops the music*
“This is literally the worst thing to happen in my life.”
”What? What’s wrong?”
“Jay doesn’t make skits with me anymore... we’ve become a trend, and the worst thing is... we’ve already gotten old.”
”But isn’t it good that he’s moving on? He can’t stay in that phase forever.”
“It doesn’t matter! He should still wanna make stuff with us. It shows that he cares.”
"So, what do you wanna do now?"
"Well, you seemed pretty stressed trying to check us in at the front desk."
"Sir, you've arrived 0.1 seconds late, so I'm afraid we've given your hotel suite to somecreature else."
*slams his hooves on the counter* "UGH!!! DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, DICKS!!!!"
(Ocellus found herself walking through a bright corridor, and it eventually led to what looked like a large ball room. It was crowded with ponies, all chatting happily, and dressed nice...
It wasn’t long before she found herself dressed in her own way, too. A layered, pink dress. Nothing too special, nothing too bland...
As she made her way further into the crowd, she spotted someone familiar. Looking down into his wine glass and swirling it fondly...)
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