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MlpHero


Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder

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  • 3 weeks
    Current Projects

    This is a list of ongoing or planned projects

    Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!

    Introducing

    Journeys

    This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!

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  • 4 weeks
    There Do Be a New Chapter

    Already? Surprisingly, yes

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  • 5 weeks
    The wait is over

    Lads, lasses, and those in between or out, I welcome you to the official

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    This is long past due, and I hope you’ll enjoy my recreating of the story that started my writing journey.

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  • 8 weeks
    I live

    I have like three chapters ready to release but I'm waiting on me to get the cover art done.

    Unfortunately, me is very not intellimegent

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Sep
23rd
2020

Blackmailed! (Ocellus Version. Wait, what?) · 4:50pm Sep 23rd, 2020

*Trots into Ocellus’ room* “Okay... as unlikely as it is, she’s gotta have something here...” *Checks drawer and finds hoofcuffs* “Okay... promising sign.” *checks second drawer and finds a magazine* “How to lose your virginity in a few easy steps... I swear, if I find a strapon or something, I’m gonna flip...”

*He continues checking, yet finds nothing*

“...Unless Smolder has the... oh gosh, that’s a bad mental image! Unsee! Unsee!”

*Walks in* “Gah! Hero!”

*Gives her her stuff* “Keep it. I’ll just use Thorax and Pharynx...” *walks out*

“.//////.”

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Comments ( 23 )

Were the handcuffs pink and fuzzy?

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Did... did he just-?

5362205
“I don’t even wanna know...”

5362206
Hm?

5362209
He just left her be.

5362211
Eeyup.

5362212
What? Should he have tried to blackmail her?

5362217
Heheh, I can tell you’re very much pleased by this.

5362216
What? No, what gave you that idea?

5362216
Yeah...though do I want to know what he saw that made him give up?

5362221
I think the prospect of Smolder messing with a rubber dick kinda pushed him a bit over the line.

5362222
Well, good thing he didn’t.

5362238
Well, good thing he didn't try blackmailing her...

5362239
Yeah, good point

5362209
Coward. You break into her room and find her happy fun time handcuffs and can't even tell me if they were pink and/or fuzzy.

5362247
“Whatever you say, mate...”

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