Spike never saw it coming. Rarity's scheming has landed him in an unexpected date with a very anxious filly, and he's not sure what to think of it. But then Scootaloo asks him a question... and he decides to set the record straight.
Starlight Glimmer wants to fly kites, but the weather is not scheduled for anything conducive to kite flying. Things go awry because the name 'Starlight Glimmer' is in that sentence.
So I got in a car crash and the hospital put me under for surgery. The next thing I know, I wake up as a small pony with wings. And I can't see. And it's freaking cold up here.
Spike lives in a giant castle with the company of not one, but two mares. So, everything's just peachy, right? Ignoring how unhinged his castlemates can be in conjunction with how much magical power they happen to have... and sometimes abuse.
Pinkie asks Spike to keep Maud company until she gets off work, but he can't just sit there and say nothing to Maud, right? But she barely talks back, so he continues filling the silence, and... well, he should have stayed quiet.