A genuine oblivious simulator.

Watch as pony after pony, throw themselves at you!

And you simply act borderline retarded.

Contains Mild Cursing And Lots Of Sex Slang!

I Wrote This As A Gift To My New Mate MDCommissioner!

It's dumb and silly but I hope you still enjoy luv!

Art By PonutJoe, check source for link.

Bloody Featured On 1\19\20 & 1\20\20 & 1\21\20 & 1\22\20 & 1\23\20 & 1\24\20!

Rainbow Dash has always been an incredible fighter, the best in Canterlot High and the region, but when a new student shows up, she struggles to keep the title. Even more surprising, however, is that the student is a boy.
Anonymous is different than every guy Dash has ever met. Strong, confident, and more than capable of handling himself, it's no wonder Canterlot High's star athlete has taken an interest in him. When he shows her just how strong he is, however, it shakes Rainbow Dash to her very core.
With a desire to reclaim her title, Dash throws everything she has into defeating Anon, wanting to prove her strength and earn Anon's respect. Yes, his respect, and nothing more...
(RGREqg)

Celestia receives a letter from Twilight, shocking her into action.

Sometimes you really need a nice, big, juicy piece of meat to eat. Unfortunately, every creature around you has eyes larger than their heads and are friend shaped.

No animals were harmed in the making of this story, much to his dismay.

A goofy idea I spent an hour writing. Please enjoy.

Audiobook Version now available - Done by yours truly.

My name is Taylor, I was once human, until a navy blue alicorn came up to me and took me to Equestria, Cause I was good with robotics

This is my first, I think it's called a one shot. So, feedback is welcome, both good and bad, and what I can change/fix

Rebellious human teen in Equestria—sucks at friendship lessons. Why not make them fit in better?

Just a quick bit of flash fiction to get warmed up for the day, based off a suggestion by Ace-Sential.

Cover art is a screencap.

See This Blog for licensing.

It was supposed to be a simple spell. How did I make it? Just to test a theory. Just to see what was out there, beyond reality. It shouldn't be possible It wasn't able to affect anything. Why did I do this?

My submission to the Thousand Words Contest, Experimental category.

A contest? I was created for a contest?

Note; some formatting doesn't work on mobile. It's not much, but you only get the full intended effect on PC.

What effect? Why are you doing this to me?

Someone help! I thought being here would be a dream come true, but it's turned into a nightmare! I don't know what to do, nowhere is safe. They won't stop until they get me, and I can't keep running forever...

...Oh no! I can hear them! They're getting closer! Someone help! They're coming for me! They're coming for me...!

Written for the Thousand Words Contest II

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06/07/23 - 06/09/23: Featured.

This story now has an Audio Reading done by the user GodzillaMan, go check it out if you're interested.

When the weight of time - both past and future - comes to bear, Twilight writes one, final letter. Seeking closure, she may just find something more.

Pre-Read and edited by Rimmer.
Cover art edited by ModMCdl. Because for some reason they both still put up with me.

This story is a sequel to A Part To Play

Part of the "Royal-Tea" series. While renovating the Castle of the Two Sisters, your friends task you with searching for any suspicious objects in the castle's many rooms and corridors. Unfortunately for you, a suspicious object is exactly what you find, and after a mysterious flash of light, you find yourself in a strange place with some strange ponies. Where is Maretime Bay? What is a Unity Crystal? And how are you going to get back home?