This story is a sequel to Dark Scootaloo.

It has been some month's since the messy death of Sphincter, though she was wiped out the cult of the Sphincts has only spread it's influence over the city of Equestriaville. Wallflower Blush is a green girl who goes to Canterlot High School, her little sister Sunflower is now involved with the Cult of the Sphincts. Can she save her from the cult, well with the help of her friend Homura Johnson she will but, what will be the price..............

THIS IS A ENTRY INTO SCALPYS SUNFLOWER CONTORT, THIS STORY WILL ALSO RAISE MONEY FOR LGBTGQ CHARITY'S. PLEASE REMEMBER TO SUPPORT GAY

"Rule number one." Pipp put on an uncharacteristically serious face. "Your fans cannot be your friends."

Sunny blinked. "What?"

"Oh here we go," Zipp muttered to herself.

Twilight Sparkle returns from a trip to Canterlot to discover the Castle of Friendship looking considerably worse for wear.

Who could have done this, and more importantly, why?

Written for the Bean's Writing Group prompt "Five Minutes Too Late". Cover art by Madmax.

An audio reading by Nailah can be found here.

Featured from 9-21 to 9-22-2021, peaking at the #5 spot. Thanks, everypony!

Gordon Ramsay walks into Sugarcube Corner and orders a cupcake.

Then he savagely critiques it.

What more is there to say?

Rated T because Gordon.

Featured 8/27 & 8/28/2021!! Thank y'all so much!

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

Now with another reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!

Everyone, We can blame Super Trampoline for this one. That Crackship generator led to this horrible thing.

Enjoy. Or don’t. I honestly don’t know. I slammed it out in an hour.

Chrysalis hadn't expected her Canterlot wedding to be interrupted, but she could handle that. She is after all a powerful, cunning, and well fed Queen of a changeling hive. Her plans were too perfect and too far along to fall apart because of one small hitch in the script.

Or so she thought.

She really hadn't expected the second interruption. It made things a little awkward.

A.N.- Special thanks to Thebes for prereading.
Edit- Featured 07/19/2021 Woo hoo! Thanks everyone.

  "We could get arrested for this."

 Trixie rolled her eyes at her, the lavender glow of her magic the only thing illuminating their surroundings.
 
   "Like the great and powerful Trixie would be afraid of the guard, Twilight." She huffed.

  This was a no-good-very-bad idea, Twilight decided right then and there. She raised a hoof to catch the magician's attention-

And was interrupted.

Many are the tales of otherworldly beings coming to mortal peoples to offer their powers in exchange for something precious. Twilight never gave those stories much attention, until one such being arrived in her home one day, offering her one of those infamous contracts. Unfortunately, the demon might have wanted to choose his clients more carefully.

Wallflower Blush, a girl of former invisible. She has been learning to adapt to the new life she has learned since her encounter with the memory stone. But, when she discovers drugs, suddenly she is addicted to Pot, and her feelings for Sunset Shimmer are returned? Now Sunset Shimmer must brave the blossoming love within her and save Wallflower from the most fearsome breasts and demons... the inner Demon's of the Soul.

Having known her for her full time in Ponyville, Berry Punch could say a lot of things about Twilight Sparkle, starting with how enough booze to loosen her up would be irresponsible to give to a unicorn that powerful. But Berry had to admit, Twilight always learned from her mistakes. Sometimes that meant making daring new ones, but she learned.

Berry's own mistakes, well, nopony's perfect. And apparently the same goes for kirin. You can't blame a mare for being curious.

An entry in the 2021 May Pairing Contest. Rated Teen for substances that S&P wouldn't allow into Equestria. (Remember, Faust wanted to call Berry "Pinot Noir.") Contains incidental comic references.