Rescue from the Colt
It was a dark and stormy night in Equestria. Walllower Blush is a green girl with green hair, freckles, and a baggy sweat shirt and baggy jean's who goes to Canterlot High School. Once she was invisible but, now she is known to all people everywhere as the green girl who garden's the garden and make's the yearbook's. It had been six months since the action's of Scootaloo, now called Sphincter, and Cantelrot High has started to go back to norman, however thing's quickly conspire to make the event's go to mystery once more. Wallflower Blush has a younger sister named Sunflower who is about four foot tall and three inch's, she look's like Wallflower except her hair is Yellow, her Green is a little less green.
Sunflower is also at Canterlot High School, since she is a fresh man she run's the Monthbook instead of the Yearbook. Sunflower has been gathering interview's and other information's from theother student's at the school in order to make this years monthbook however, something new has creeped onto the scene, a cult has formed inside of the school that's right, a cult. Ever since Sphincter blasted everywhere the cult of the Sphincts has formed inside of Canterlot High, now there are many Sphinctites worshopping there dark god in the cafeteria at lunch time and the adult's are powerless to stop it, even Luna is now a member of the cult and Sunflower is even getting involved in it too. Wallflower used to be a Scientologist like Apple Bloom but she got out when she realised Applebloom got Chief fired from South Park, now she goes around the school helping people escape from cult's like Sphinctology and Scientology. That is when our story start's, with Wallflower going around tyring to find her sister Sunflowe.r
"SUNFLOWER WHERE ARE YOU?????????" Wallflower cried as she narutoruns through the halls of the school, all over the place she looked and saw scientologists jumping on couches and sphinctites twitching and spasming with their evil impulses. This is getting out of hand; we need to do something stadt!
Wallflower skeeted to a holt and entered the cafeteria, there she found the Sphinctites gathered around a table chonting to themself's. She gasped when she saw her sister Sunflower and recognized her marigold hair and ambergris eye's along with her pale chartreuse skin with freckles that were dark chartreuse. She Narutowalked angrily over there.
And said "Sunflower! What have I told you about cult's!"
Sunflower roared. "Get out of here Wall, these people love me for who I am."
"No they do not." Wallflower postulated. "They want your money and your butt, like all cult's, just ask Katie Homes and Leah Organa from the hit show The King Of King's. You are too young to have money and your butt is small and skinny because you're baby."
Behind Sunflower a bad person snorkled, he stepped foreword. "Well that is to say, we LIKE baby." He chorkled evilly.
Wallflower saw the man and grasped. He was a tall man of about six foot inches and full of muscles, his body looked like a Greek Adolphus, he wore a black velvet cloak and an Egyptian Pharaoh head dress. This was the leader of the cult of the Sphincts at Canterlot High, his name was Sinister Look. He had bright white skin and no hare, along with moderate periwinkle eye's that had a dark look to them. His ivory head glowed in the sunlight.
Wallflower. "Don't you see this man? He just said that he was a pedophile!"
"WELL NOW THAT I AM A MEMBER OF THE SPHINCITES I LIKE PEDOPHILES NOW IN THE NAME OF SPHINCTER BEGOBE"
"BEGOBE." Said the Sphincites.
Wallflower sobbed and cried. She cried waterfall's like a anime. She turned and Narutoran home.
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Wallflower was at her house with her friend Homura Johnson the foremer next door neighbor to Sphincter and her adopted parent's Child Abuse and Teen Alcoholism. Homura Johnson was an expert in stopping cult's. Her friend Mami Jackson was Pope of the Bad Catholics but, Homura Johnson was able to defeat her. Now mami Jackson works at the gas station, she is no longer Bad Catholic.
Momura thought. "Hmm this is a real pickle. We need to get your sister Sunflower away from the Sphinctites. We could kidnap her and take her to my nasement and yell at her, thats how we fixed my friend Mami Jackson."
"No that won't work." Implied Whaleblubber shaking her head. "Even if we get Sunflower back and unprogarm her the Cult of the Sphincts will still exist, theres only one way we can stop them we need to get onto there ship."
"There ship." Homura Johnson inquired. "They have a ship?"
"Yes they have a ship, a yackt to be exacting. It sales around the world making stop's at different places so the Sphinctites can hand out there literature about touching children."
"Those animal's!" Sneered Homura Johnson. "There even worse than the Scientologists!"
"Well the only way to stop them is to get on board there Yacht and get Sunflower back and after that............ sink the ship, and I know just how to get there." Wallflower grinched.
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Applebloom still had the Scientogolist yacht that L. Ron Hoyabembe rode around on when he was sitll alive (AUTHORS NOTE I SAW ON THE NEW'S THAT THE FINDER OF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REALLY NAMED L RON HOYABEMBE), the ship was called the Battleocean Water. We sailed on the ship into the sea where we could find the Sphinctites yacht called the Great Pyramid. It was a big triangle shaped boat, the Sphinctites thought that aliens built it because there racist.
authors note applebloom is no longer a scientologist thats why shes helping
We pulled up alongside the boat. Wallflower and I jumped into the water and swimmed into the pyramid, it was shaped like a tome inside with traps and gear's. Homura started breathing heavy when she saw the gear's.
A sphinctite came around the corner and saw us. It was Barry Punch. "Hey you kid's cant be here!"
I drew my ten millimeter handgun with a silencer on it and a silencer on the silencer to make it extra sicilian and blasted Barry White through the face. "Haha, who's here now, we are and your not."
"Clam down Wallflower." Said Homura Johnson. "We still have a long way to go, and there could be more bastard's or even horny milf's." (AUTHORS NOTE MY FRIEND AND EDITOR BENEDICTFITNESS TOLD ME TO ADD THAT LINE IN THERE_
We kept sneaking through the pyramid ship until we came to a wide open space where the Sphinctites were practiging dark ritual's that would help them touch children better. Wallflower and Homura jumped into the open, pointing there gun's they said "Weve come for Sunflower, give her us or give us death!"
"WALLFLOWER! HOMURA!" Leaked Sunflower. She was standing on top of a rised platform. "GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU WERE RIGHT, CULT'S ARE BAD!"
"Dont worry we'll save you Sunflower." Bragged Wallace Shawn. Triumphant.
That was when Sinister Gaze stomped foreword, his bald head glowing brightly. "Your too late, soon she will be one of us and she will help us touch children just like the Super Adventure Club on South Park."
"Youll never touch anything ever again!" That was when Wallflower ripped off her sweater to reveal she was wearing battle armour shaped like a samurai, she drew her wakizashi and did a fighting pose. "You fool's, while you were touching children I STUDIED THE BLADE!!!!!!!!!! So strong am I that I am not Wallflower in this form I am KONRAD BLADENAUER!"
KONRAD Bladenauer leaped over the pyramid doing two back flip's in the air, she landed in front of Sinister Look and swung her weapon twice, his hand's fell on the ground with blood everywhere like in Krill Bill. Sinestar moaned as he bleed to death, Homura Johnsons duel wielded M60s one in each hadn blasted the other Sphinctites full of hole's. Wallflower picked up Sunflower.
"Hey its okay sis, were getting out of here." I comforted to Sunflower.
Sunflower I hugged my sister tight. "I love you sister."
"Hey this is real touching but we gotta go." Snarked Homura Johnson reloading her M60s.
"Did somebody say touching?" Masticated the Sphinctites.
"NOT LIKE THAT YOU FREAK'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bladenauer threw her kunai and shuriken, killing many more Sphincittes. She put her hand on her ear and made a Codec call to Applebloom. "Let's finish this!"
"Roger that!" Said Applebloom. "Firing the torpedoe!"
Wallflower Sunflower and I ran to the edge of the pyramid and did a leap as an explosion chased us from where the torpedo blasted the Sphinctites pyramid. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" We landed on the Yacht and sailed out of here. "GET US OUT OF HERE!"
Now on the yacht Sunflower Homura and Wallflower gathered around. "You saved me from a terrible fate Wallflower and Homura, thank you I'll always be greatful."
And Homura and Wallflower looked out into the sun raise knowing.............. the fight would only continue until the pedophile's were gone.
The end.
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thank you, i almost forgot to support gay before this story reminded me
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I see you have discovered the marvel that is CLStrife.
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There's a debate as to whether she's canon.
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Looks like female Big Mac
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She's also in the first EqG comic, as one of the girls who bullies Fluttershy.
10722481 history has a sphincter
Mr. The Hedgehog, please let me know which gay charity you want to receive money.
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This wasn't what the contest was for though. It's a romance contest
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Indeed.
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I assumed the typos and other odd errors would give away the fact the author's having a bit of a laugh.
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It really just made them come across as an idiot.
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Welcome to trollfiction.
10722350 Babson has a sister? The things I learn outside the show
Needless to say, this story is automatically disqualified for having neither shipping, nor Sunset Shimmer.
Also, 10mm is a bitch-ass cartridge, and Whaleblubber deserves better.
EDIT: Donations will still be made in its name, though. We all support Gay here.
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May I please know what you thought of my story, also this is a very serious story made for serious reader's, I am sorry that I misread the contest I AM SO FOOLISH however thank you for still donating money to the Gay on my behalf 10722486 please give my donation to the LGBT Center because since they have ALL the letters they are at the CENTER of the fight for Gay, I Seth Standmore Will Always STAND MORE for Gay, sincerely Seth Standmore.
10722941 Um... that isn't relevant to the quality of the story. You could've told him that via PM.
10724213 Tbh, I hadn't read it yet. I just noticed a comment and asked. But I'll read it in a bit.
10724305 It’s for the benefit of the other contest participants. What’s more, I want to make sure that everyone else competing knows that a donation will still be made in its name.
they call me cellophane because I’m
easily torn by tiny jagged blades and used to preserve food overnighttransparent10724316 That's... fair? Makes sense I guess. Don't get the last part tho.
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SunFlower is, in fact, canon 🙏
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Aha.
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I know Sunflower is canon to the main show, given this exchange from One Bad Apple;
I think the confusion is whether her EqG counterpart is, given that she only appears in two comics (the latter of which is non-canon, and the former's canonicity is disputed).
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Oh.
10724634 Personally, I like Suntwi but that ship is just as good. If I may ask, what drew you into that ship?
That's new. "Scamoy" and "Scalpy".
Beautiful. :') Would that I could craft such art.
Thank you for supporting gay, Seth, you are the hero we deserve.
I'm not quite sure this qualifies as an Equestria girls story per se, but it sure was fun. The broken line breaks were the Genesee qua that tied everything together.
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Thank you for alerting me to this masterpiece
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Trampo
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shout out to voice to text for not understanding French I thought it kind of fit though so I left it
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Google :V