Filly Anon, your roommate, decides to eat some Tide Pods, 'cause all the cool kids are doing it.

It goes far, far worse than you could ever imagine.

There's nothing Lyra loves more than playing her lyre in Ponyville Park. The welcoming atmosphere, and sounds of nature adding to her already wonderful music. Though, during the cold winter nights, it does get awful lonely, and incredibly cold.

Perhaps Lyra is in need of some company this time around?

Edited by Alex.

Art by LateCustomer.

This story features Time Turner, not Doctor Whooves. The character only goes under the latter tag, unfortunately.

In this one-shot idea, Fluttershy asks her friend Discord if he would be interested in taking up the job as a teacher at the new School of Friendship. Discord agrees to teach them something if he were given a chance to test-drive it by having a few students to see if he would take up the job. What follows is a lesson on the meditations of Reniegh Haycartes.

A special thank you to DuskHeart13, The Hat Man and SashimiPony for taking the time of proofreading this.

Note: this and its sequels were written before "Matter of Principles."

Applejack inspires Twilight to try making new friends. Twilight doesn't really get what Applejack is puttin down.

Written with help from Majin Syeekoh

Thousands of years ago, discord was the first lord of chaos. His apprentice, Xanth, decided one day to prove his worth to the art of brutality and heartlessness. He overthrew discord, took his powers, and turned him into a multidragon. Ever since that day, Xanth has been letting discord take the credit as the lord of chaos. Now that he has at last hoof picked the perfect ponies to perfectly counteract the elements of harmony, he came out of the dark and ready to kill all those who have ever and will ever oppose him.

What happens to those poor pegasai who fail their flight exam? They're taken to a special, secret factory. Their insides are then ground up to create rainbows. Figuratively.

Obabscribbler and Neighrator Pony made this happen. Congrats to her and Reverbrony on their engagement. SENPAI NOTICE ME AND BE MY FRIEND.

Thanks to Dustchu for editing.

there was a stormy day when an eight year-old finds a box and it has an eight year-old rainbow dash?

Theater Critic, an online movie reviewer, finds a portal and goes inside. There, he finds out he is the Seventh Element of Harmony, the Element of time! With the help of his friends, Babs seed, plus the mane 6, they try to get Wind to fit in!

A classic bad story that will be riffed in the future...

Raven is the freshly minted secretary to Princess Celestia. After plenty of harrowing experience under the Princess, Raven thinks she finally understands the job. But the unexpected strikes: an insular race of crazy foxes make a surprise visit to the castle! Can Raven make it through the day in one piece? Can she keep up with the manic immortal alicorn? And above all...

Can she keep it professional? She is, after all, the secretary.

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Thanks to Alex_ And Mike!

An entry for some funny guy and his funny stories.

With Rainbow Dash’s Wonderbolt career blossoming, she finds herself seeing her closest friends less and less. On one of her free days, she decides to pay her oldest friend a visit, and reminisce on times long past, and what’s to come.

Edited by Alex.

Art by Electrixocket.