Filly Anon, your roommate, decides to eat some Tide Pods, 'cause all the cool kids are doing it.
It goes far, far worse than you could ever imagine.
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You just had to... XD
I'll say it... Goddamnit, Admiral!
The new trend now is actually snorting condoms
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No, it's not. That was a trend back in 2013. Someone showed it on twitter, and the media took it and ran with it. The mainstream media is full of fucking idiots.
Why?
Cartoon ponies deal far better with lye than people, happily.
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Well, you know what the sequel will be...
If you're going to hell, I'm coming with you.
I'll bring the hand cart and we can make a day of it.
... Okay then. I expected a bit more from the "Tragedy" tag, but I guess the story is a tragedy just by its very existence.
So this is what you do instead of working on onto the pony planet.
Honestly I expected this to get a lot worse given the suicide tag
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I did. I had the idea in my head all day at work and then I discovered the cover image (and the outro image) on Derpibooru and there was no way I could not do it.
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tposting again.
I'm s
This time Bad Horse didn't even dare me to. I did this on my own!
....dammit, I forgot to blame Fourths for this.
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Pfft, that's an old trend. Like, 2013 old.
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I blame old people for that. Just today I had to explain how Twitter worked to someone.
Damn, Biscuit, you really went all out!
There is sure to be a s**t storm over this one, but damn is it funny!
Just, oh damn!
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But all it takes is one person reposting it on social media, and soon everypony who wasn't around the first time is on camera, half a condom hanging from one nostril.
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They're yummy and delicious and if you eat Tide Pods you can see the future.
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(Don't eat Tide Pods, kids)
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Because I can.
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They're magically resistant!
A 1,681 word shitpost. Truly you are on the rise, sir.
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Yay!
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Let me tell you, I once drank an entire bottle of sugar-free maple syrup to win a bet and it ended in tragedy, essentially of this exact nature. Also, yes, the fact that this story exists on FimFiction is a tragedy.
You play, you pay, you bastard.
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My brain has been fried all week from being in charge at the shop and multitasking and dealing with idiot customers. I forgot I'd ordered a part by the time it arrived three minutes later.
It was the self-harm side of the tag that I needed. FimFiction doesn't differentiate.
She probably wishes she was dead.
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I wasn't going to go halfway on this one.
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It's made a comeback
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I mean, it's going to happen sooner or later. Might as well enjoy the ride, right?
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I sometimes wonder if half these 'challenges' aren't simply a challenge to see how long it takes mainstream media to breathlessly report on it.
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Thanks! I do what I can!
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Exactly! Never leave Tide Pods where your pony roommate can get to them. That's solid life advice.
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Probably a bunch of hipsters this time around. Or else idiots who are copycatting the old meme 'cause it's on TV now so it's cool again or something.
You there. Yes, you.
Fuck you very much, good sir. Not for actually writing this, no, but for making it funny.
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Meh. Neither my soul nor my bowels are moved by this.
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Don't forget to bring the pony!~
Hostile takeover of hell? Here. We. Come.
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Drink a bottle of sugar-free maple syrup (the whole bottle), wait a couple of hours, and your bowels will be moved.
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I'm game. Worth it for the pony.
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I’ll come too! I got a picnic basket with like, one bag of Funions in case we get hungry.
I don't even...
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Ooh, I love Funions!
Neat.
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Completely understandable.
Maybe this is just the economist in me, but if the bathroom's already a writeoff, there's really no further harm from letting her use the shower, is there?
Tide Pods = Todos Santos : Think of it as evolution in action.
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Guys, gals, and philosophical debate points; LETS DO THIS!
Actually, horses can’t throw up. No gag reflex.
But then again, magical pastel pones, so thumbs up.
Not that I would have downvoted a funny story like this one for something so trivial as that!
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Eh, you can fill the toilet with quick-setting cement (to make sure whatever went down can never, ever come back up) and still use the shower safely.
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So you're saying that if I survive the Tide Pod Challenge (TM), I'll emerge with super powers?
Game on, motherf
kers!