Octavia tells her friends she's dating Discord.

They take it well.

Proofread by Soundslikeponies, Pearple Prose, Themaskedferret and Octavia Harmony.

Closing up his donut shop following the Grand Galloping Gala, Donut Joe discovers a Great and Powerful Trixie in need of food and bits. Needing help attracting crowds and waiting tables Donut Joe hires the show mare. Can Canterlot withstand Equestria's Greatest Ego?

Lets find out!

Edit Update:
Chapter 1: 2/10

Cover Image I commissioned from the Great and Divine Valkyrie-Girl! http://valkyrie-girl.deviantart.com/
http://valkyrie-girl.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Clean-up-in-the-Lobby-382766469?ga_submit_new=10%253A1372908849

The pic that inspired this is The Great and Powerful Trina by the Awesome and Talented http://askburningash.tumblr.com/ (No longer seems to be working so here is a link http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/dmcel233/image_zps5051e8b4.jpg)

Trixie stumbles upon an old lamp with a genie who grants her three wishes. ANY wishes. It's just begging for trouble.

What if Twilight and Trixie were both inanimate paintings who were in love?

Sometimes Pinkie sees the world in ways that others don't. To her, a bendy drinking-straw might serve as a debonair traveling companion, and a humble bag of flour might offer a comforting shoulder to cry on.

But what would happen if that straw, and that bag of flour, came to see each other as more than mere support for Pinkie? What if a flame of raw, unbridled passion began to burn between them?

Wonder no more, gentle reader! For within these pages lies a tale parody of tragic love in the tradition of such timeless classics as Romeo and Juliet and/or Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. But be warned, for within ye shall find such passion as to stir thy soul, regardless of whether thou art spending this Hearts and Hooves day nestled in thy lover's arms, or tucking into a resplendent tub of ice cream by thy lonesome...

Proofreading and best lines by Moosetasm! Proofreading and extreme assistance with the ending by Present Perfect!
Art sourced from here and here and here.
Featured on Equestria Daily 25Feb.2016

Starlight Glimmer is TRYING to be a good friend, but she just has this awful tendency to overreact at just about anything.

Like trying to rule over an entire village of brainwashed ponies because a friend moved away.

Rarity has traveled across the length of Equestria to reach the Pool of Dreams. Her goal? To finally find a stallion worthy of being her boyfriend.

The remains of those who used their wishes carelessly lie strewn around the pool. But Rarity is no fool. She knows exactly what she wants.

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

Today Pinkie Pie has something planned for her friend Rainbow Dash, and it involves a batch of special cupcakes. Something happens and a lesson on friendship is learned.

((In celebration of getting my first feature. I wrote this s quickly as I could as a thank you gift to my followers))

Celestia had faced many foes over the years and yet the one foe she had never found a way to defeat was the insidious paperwork and the toils of Bureaucracy.

One day Celestia has tried visiting other version of reality in hopes of finding a way to finally get rid of all the pointless paperwork that plagues her each and everyday.

This is Celestia's journey.

Trixie finds herself in a mysterious building where she can buy an argument. What follows is exactly what you expect.

An mlpxmonty python crossover. Mainly the 'Argument Clinic' skit.

Cover art by the amazing Snow Bullet!