Eldritch abominations from outer space abduct an orange yokel. The country bumpkin is fine. The aliens are not.
Trigger Warning! This story contains:
- Applejack just telling the truth when asked.
- Space.
- A nutshot.
- Looting.
- Attempts to be funny.
- Celestia sneezing hard.
*Reached the top of the Feature Box! Nowhere else to go now but down!*