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No One and Nobody


Just a brother and sister writing some fun stories.

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WHY HULK HERE? WHY PUNY PONIES ANNOY HULK? ALL HULK WANTS IS TO BE LEFT ALONE!

After an massive space battle, Banner finds himself in a colorful land. A land where he doesn't need to be angry. Will he finally find a world where he has no need for rage? Or is the Hulk's wrath absolute?

Hulk will be Hulk, but Banner will be a lot more relaxed and in control of his rage. For a while.
I OWN NOTHING!

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Being a Princess of Equestria is a hard and lonely job. Princess Cadance knows this firsthoof, and if it wasn't for her faithful husband Shining Armor, she would be grumpy too!

Still, she can't just sit by and watch her beloved aunts waste away in loneliness and anger! Maybe that old mirror hidden in her castle holds a solution...

Cover Art by TJPones

EDIT: Featured like 20 mins after posting (lol nice) on 6/3/19.

EDIT: #1 just a few hours after posting! Glad you all are liking it :3

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What's the deal with ponies? Squint just a little and you can't tell one from the next.
Ember doesn't even need to squint to get the effect.
Who would have guessed that a Dragonlord would have problems that needed more than just an application of violence?

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Swift Wind got lost in the Zebrican savannah. There he encounters a bipedal creature. Then he runs.

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The first chapter was written as a one-shot and I still consider it as such. If you want some more fluff after finishing it, feel free to continue reading.
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This story was heavily inspired by this BBC video about persistence hunting. Whether you like or dislike the story, please leave a comment and criticize away or I can't improve my writing.
Special thanks to joeSFX for helping me edit this story!

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Batman has a lot of problems, dead parents, late nights. But his biggest problem has to be the amount of nutcases he's locked up.
Then one day he receives a mysterious box in the mail containing a powerful weapon against the forces of evil.
Ponies.

Now with a sequel To Cure Insanity Please Insert MORE Ponies.

This story takes place in the animated series version of Batman.
I'm planning a little bit of some scary stuff in a later chapter but nothing worth a dark/gore/teen tag. Even though this is with Batman's enemies I will keep it fun and family-friendly.
I'll take any feedback so long as it's constructive and clean. My little sister will read these comments as well.

Now with a complete Audio version online:
Chapters 1-2 right here!
Chapters 3-4 right here!
Chapters 5-6 right here!
Chapters 7-8 right here!

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An ancient evil has awoken. Heroes have been summoned. The creature that was born for the sole purpose of destroying the ponies and the four heroes who must work together to destroy it, must fight once again.
The first, with strength and solidity, lacks sight and speed.
The second, with speed and sight, lacks solidity and independence.
The third, with strength and forethought, lacks sight and freedom.
And the fourth, with sight and speed, lacks independence and forethought.
Each has their own strengths and weaknesses. Only together can they truly become legends.
That is… If they can work together.

Rated teen for mild gore in a later seen and action/fighting.
My attempt at writing an adventure novel.
Please keep the comments clean my little sister reads them.
Link to artwork (cover edited)

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Yaks are one of the most durable sapient species on the planet, a fact in which they take pride.  They have colonized mountains towering beyond the reach of even dragons’ wings. They smash the toughest objects the mountains have to offer for fun.  They don’t settle for second place.

Naturally, they didn’t take it lightly when they heard of Equestria’s plans to explore beyond the sky.


Rocket scientists beware: Heresy dwells within.

My thanks to Bugsydor and Akouma for some idea-bouncing and proofreading. Similarly, big thanks to Rocket Lawn Chair for making an awesome cover. Turns out, there's not a lot out there that includes yaks and rocket science.

My entry for FanOfMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns II contest under The New: Prince Rutherford.

Now with a French translation! (Credit: Acylius)

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This story is a sequel to The Brony International Guard


When the Brony International Guard came to town Lyra thought all of hers dreams had come true. Finally, she had proof that nopony could argue with. But there's something strange about these creatures who call themselves 'bronies'. It isn't just their weird humor or quirky behavior. They're keeping secrets from everypony, and only Lyra seems to notice, or even care. None of investigations have solved this mystery just yet, but with the arrival of some new divisions, she may finally have the chance she needs...

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After a day exploring some of Manehattan's odder stores, Rarity takes the Cutie Mark Crusaders out to dinner at a fine-dining restaurant. A comment regarding a dirty fork leads to profuse apology and much more ... and then things get very weird.

Based on a Monty Python sketch or two ...

Now with its own reading (by No One and Nobody) on YouTube: watch here.

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Paul Zagranski is the best negotiator on Earth. He has ended wars and brokered deals between nations. But now, as humans and ponies prepare to seal the greatest trade pact ever between their dimensions, all of humanity is relying on him. We are willing to offer all our technology, our weapons, our science, every book ever written, every song ever sung and every movie ever screened, all of it in order to have what only the ponies can give.

Ear scritches. Also mane brushing and braiding. And nose boops.

God speed, Paul. All of Earth is counting on you.

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