Pinkie Pie shows Princess Luna her favorite beverage, coffee. The result is Luna seeing Equestria with a new set of eyes, and seeing just how vile and evil the typical pony is, and she realizes that this must be remedied.

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Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes?
(RGRE)
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

Curiosity finally gets the better of Princess Luna and she slips through the crystal mirror into the human world.

She finds a liquor store filled with what looks like bottled potions of human magic and wants to test them, of course.

What can possibly go wrong?

*** featured at #4 on 3/14/19 - thank you all! ***

Long story short...

Love hurts.

Also, I have no idea why I wrote this!

Featured on 5/4/20, 5/5/20, 5/6/20, 5/7/20, 5/8/20 thank you for finding my bored ramblings as interesting.

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A racist blue showmare walks into a psychiatrist's office and spills her mind. Luna wishes there was a punchline.

Takes place before season 2

WARNING: RANDOM! Do not read if randomness is not your cup of tea.
An hour and a half speed write, because sometimes it does a person well to write silly things.

The first of four stories in the Dr. Luna Moon the Suffering Psychiatrist Series
-Trixie Complains About Random $#!%
-Bon Bon Thinks Griffons Aren't Real
-Celestia Has a Questionable Infatuation With Her Niece's Coltfriend, Who's Also Her Apprentice's Brother, Not to Mention Captain of the Royal Guard
-All Things Must Pass, Including Kidney Stones

Being the Princess of Love has grown tiresome for Princess Cadance. She used to enjoy helping bring two ponies together, but lately, ponies have just expected her to help. She feels used and abused - her job seems more of a burden than talent.

After a final unwarranted incident (and one too many drinks), Cadance decides to ship at will... Her will, that is.

Audio reading by Agent Fluffy!

Edited and proofread by Deshlune

Featured 4/17-19/17

During Luna's banishment to the moon, there have been a great many advances in medical practices and technology, one of which being the field of dentistry. Being the devoted and loving sister that she is, Celestia has taken it upon herself to make her sister an appointment with one of the most skilled dentists around, Doctor Colgate! How will Luna's first cleaning go? Will she have any cavities? Gingivitis? Or, Celestia grant us strength, will she need braces? Will Honor Bound and Razor Edge be able to keep their princesses in check? Will Equestria ever be the same again?

I came up with this idea after visiting the dentist after 2 years of not going due to lack of insurance and found out that I had the startings of gingivitis and got to wondering what it would be like if Luna went after her time on the moon.

Many thanks to evenfall369 and kosherpickle for their help in editing this story and helping me to fix all my derps

MLP:FiM is property of Hasbro, The HUB and Lauren Faust. Honor Bound and Razor Edge are OCs of my design, and the fic artwork was made by DeJiKo07 on DeviantArt

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Has anyone ever wondered which philosopher each of the mane six was like? Perhaps Pinkie Pie would benefit from Mill's Eudaimonic Utilitarianism, maybe Rarity would approve more of Aristotle's continuing advancement towards perfection, Twilight Sparkle may approve more strongly of Hume's atheist skepticism, Fluttershy might like the idea of Singer's animal rights activism, Applejack may like Descartes' need to understand what is true and what is not and Rainbow Dash may think that all philosophy is stupid and more time should be spent on doing real things rather than just thinking about them (like Gallileo).
Now, imagine what would happen if these six decided to enter into a philosophical debate...

Princess Celestia was sure that the day was going to be great. The Sun shone bright in the sky, the birds were singing, and nothing could possibly go wrong. That was, until she received some rather grim news concerning her sister.

She thought she'd been clear enough about things last time.

Polish translation by Dolar84.
Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.
Audio reading by Pony&Wolf Productions.

The Playcolt Magazine company recently hosted a contest in Ponyville. In order to gather publicity, they asked the Elements of Harmony to write for the magazine.

Warning: Not intended for human, alien, sapient, sentient, or otherwise functioning eyes.