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LayTheBlackToRest


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Princess Cadance has encountered a problem — a Princess of Love problem, to be specific — for the nth time. Feeling a little frustrated about what to do, she decides to visit her friend, the newly returned Princess Luna. After all, maybe Luna has some advice of her own!


Reading by Lotus Moon! Set somewhere during season four of the show. Sex tag is for implied situations and humor only. Buy this story! Contribute to the TVTropes page!

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Shining and Cadance aren't sure if Flurry Heart is immortal. They decide to test it.

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Tired of waiting for something to happen in the sleepy town of Ponyville, Discord ventures off into the Everfree Forest, looking for some entertainment. He gets more than he bargained for, though, when he finds a visitor from our world, Jesus.

This is probably the only fiction you'll ever find written in the 'first person omniscient' perspective. I'd say it's worth a read just for that!

Many thanks to DeathRiseRobo for proofreading and pointing out the stupid mistakes I made.

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It was supposed to be a night of fun for two sisters. A few hours away from royal duties. But now it is a night that will haunt them forever. It is... The Curse of the Yellow Fruit.

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Celestia finds herself sharing company and her booze stash with Luna's crazed split-personality, Nightmare-Moon. However, as the night wears on, she finds she may actually be able to tolerate the dark alicorn. Maybe even like her.

For Nightmare Moon is the best pony: Contest numero uno.

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In order to save Shining Armor and Princess Cadance's sex life, Sunset Shimmer teaches Cadance how to be a bad girl.


Written as a Jinglemas 2018 present for Jqnexx.

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Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.

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Princess Celestia gets a speeding ticket

It's pretty self-explanatory.

FimFic needs a 'dumb' tag.

EDIT: 10/11/2016 12:05 PM. OH MY GOD I MADE IT TO THE FEATURED BOX. THAT MAKES ME BOTH HAPPY AND SAD BECAUSE I SPENT SO LITTLE TIME ON THIS BUT IT ENDED UP BEING MY MOST POPULAR STORY.
THANKS EVERYONE!

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A wonderful piece of art made by my Steam/FimFiction friend TheBreadMaker.

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Autumn Blaze takes a human history class. The professor deserves a pay raise.


I thank the pre-readers, but won't implicate them by name.


Audio reading!

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Thunderlane opens the Canterlot Times newspaper one morning to find out he's been voted 'hottest stallion.' He's not happy about this. He's even less happy when every unattached mare in town congregates on his front porch.

And he's even LESS happy when Princess Luna blasts his front door off its hinges and barges in, looking for him.


(Inspired by a Discord chat. One of Luna's lines courtesy Zubric. Thanks, all!)

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