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Nightmare Moon just wanted to rule in peace. Sure, the changelings weren't exactly the friendliest neighbors Equestria had, and the people of the east, from the griffons to the riverponies, were future threats to her reign that had to be dealt with, but she was confident that all would go well in the end. Unfortunately, a Daybreaker from an alternate universe was absolutely not a variable Nightmare Moon had accounted for.

(Mostly based on the world of Equestria at War, a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic mod for the WW2 grand strategy game Hearts of Iron 4 by Paradox Interactive, and also a few headcanons that I thought would be fun.)

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Celestia invites Twilight over for tea and chess. Things don't quite go as planned.


"...Present Perfect unironically uses the term Chineighse here and I don't actually know if I can forgive him for that." -Obselescence!

"-- oh, no..." -Estee

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The School of Friendship is burning down.

Happy holidays.


Written for GaPJaxie as part of the Jinglemas 2018 event. Edited by MrNumbers, Pearple Prose, Undome Tinwe, and R5h


Patreon. Ko-fi. Picture of me looking handsome

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Since his release and redemption, Discord has gotten to know Fluttershy's friends very well but he's never done the same with her family. As they're important to her (and she's important to him), the Lord of Chaos takes it upon himself to make the introductions.

Unfortunately, he decides that the best place to start is with her brother, Zephyr Breeze.


Created for the May Pairings contest

Featured 5/28/2020 - 5/31/2020!

Reviewed by PresentPerfect with a rating of Highly Recommended!

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One beautiful morning, Twilight Sparkle decides she wants a free salad. After a small amount of theft, assault, battery, and arson, she sits down to enjoy what is sure to be the best tasting salad ever.

...Or she would have, if it weren’t for the Equestrian Intelligence Service locking her up as a potential threat to national security. Now, Twilight must escape a maximum security holding facility hidden deep underneath Canterlot. And to do it, she’ll need a paperclip, a spymare catsuit, an escape plan, and an alliance with the dastardly Drakbog, King of Frogs.

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At a speech before the General Assembly of the United Nations, Celestia learns why humans usually wear clothes.

29/05/2020 - Now with a reading! https://youtu.be/0qmgcZGUbio

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Rumors of a dark cult on the rise are circulating around Equestria. As Princess, Twilight Sparkle has no choice but to investigate this potentially dangerous development.

When she finds that the cult is worshiping her as a divine figure, things become more uncomfortable.

So Twilight falls back to her safe answer: consulting with Celestia for advice.

Unfortunately, Celestia's answers are not what Twilight expected.


Written for Fan of Most Everything's Imposing Sovereigns II contest with the combined prompt of Twilight Sparkle and The New.

Featured 10/24/19-10/30/19!

And with a reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!

Featured in Equestria Daily's 44 Awesome Fanfics to Read for Twilight Day! on 8/6/2020!

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

And reviewed by HapHazred! And also by Loganberry!

And by PresentPerfect with a rating of Recommended!

And with a Chinese translation by jazspid available here!

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Princess Twilight Sparkle has recently returned from a diplomatic mission to Gryphonstone. While she has gone beyond the borders of Equestria many times in the past, this is her first official state visit as a princess.

As a way of celebrating her success Princess Celestia hosts a tea party, during which the other monarchs of Equestria share stories about diplomatic blunders. These include Cadance's bout with Saddle Arabian purity laws, Luna's near beheading, and Celestia's ordeal with limes.


Cover Art is done by Baron-Engel.

Edited by Tempus.

Written for Aragon's Comedy (Is Serious Business) Contest under the prompt, we learned something political.

Sex tag is for sexual language/references and not actual sex, death tag is for mentions of death, and dark tag is because it does get a lil dark here and there.

Now with a Russian Translation!

Oh hey, this fic got featured on Episode 210 of Pony 411. That's kinda super cool.


"That said, Luna's story is hysterical, and there's some great sexual and relationship comedy in here. Worth it, on the whole." - PresentPerfect, Recommended for Laughs, Febuary 28th

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It's guy's night and Spike, Big Mac, and Discord are playing Ogres & Oubliettes as usual...except they're not playing in the castle, and Spike seems upset about something. It's up to Discord to help Spike understand what he saw and how he can come to terms with it.


Edited by Autumn Bramble
Written for the Make Spike Suffer Contest by The Barcast
Rated Teen and given a Sex Tag for: Crude References

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Rarity is eager to gossip about the boys at Canterlot High School. So she invites a couple of her new friends along to do so. They're only too happy to oblige.

I mean honestly, how much experience can three immortal sirens stuck in the bodies of nubile sixteen year olds really have?


Rated teen and tagged with sex due to the subject matter discussed
Contains: real world references


Edited by: AutumnBramble
She has the patience of a saint, and described in depth how the heck speech tags work. So a huge thank you to her.

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