Flash Sentry has a breakdown upon realizing that the last two girls he found attractive were actually transformed ponies, and begins questioning his sexuality.
Applejack is an honest worker, a loving sister, and a great friend. Also, she can destroy any enemy in existence with a single buck. She doesn't like to brag about it. [A shameless adaptation of Onepunch-Man.]
When Aryanne, Ponyville's resident Nazi sympathizer/unicorn supremacist (who is an earth pony), takes over as substitute teacher for Cheerilee's class, she discovers the ponies aren't quite as excited about eugenics as she is.
Bored one night, Sunset Shimmer orders a pizza and invites Flash over to watch a movie. Flash recounts a story as they wait for their food, but it seems to be taking a long time for their pizza to arrive.
Most of the time, Applejack is honest. A lot of the time, she's faithful and strong. Then, sometimes, she's full of squirrels piloting her in a war with the Chipmunk Confederacy over a sacred acorn.