Equestria now sits under eternal night. Nightmare Moon- The maddened sibling of the monarch princess Celestia remains at large- And all because the spirit of harmony which rests in the tree of the same name forgot one important thing-

Just because somepony is crazy does not mean that same pony is stupid.

Now with Equestria having to rely on other methods to light and heat their land, the six would-be bearers are trying to play things by ear in an attempt to find the Elements of Harmony- And things are especially difficult when the villain who stole them doesn't even know where she put them.

Twilight's got a pretty good life going in Ponyville. Her days are full of friendship, studying, and the studying of friendship. On top of that, she's a princess in a fancy crystal castle in Ponyville. Her life is as close to perfect as she can imagine it...

Except for that weird noise that has suddenly started keeping her up at night.

Click here for an audio reading by Emogak

Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An everypony story.

(Cover image by Rannva)

The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.

Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.

These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.

Do NOT tell the princess.

...You'd think I'd be the 1,000th human to enter Equestria as a pony, but NOOOOOO... I had to be the first!

AND MY FAN-BASE! What will they think of my absence? I'd hate to break their darling little hearts... [img]http://www.fimfiction-static.net/images/emoticons/fluttercry.png[/img]

DO NOT TAKE COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY.

I'm just having a little fun on the side of my major fan-fiction.

So... Before you say "Obvious self insert", let me tell you that, yes, you are correct. I am the dominant character here, but only because I want to be funny.

Things NOT TO EXPECT:
-Strict updating time
-Story edits to fit canon
-Story correspondence to current canon
-Caring that you hate this story
-Caring that you love this story
-Caring about anything

Now has a sequel! Celestia Does Stuff in Ponyville While Other Things Happen Elsewhere

"Your Majesty!" "Your highness!" "My princess!" "My Sweet Goddess!"

These are all titles that Celestia has heard her little ponies call her. They hold her in the highest esteem, praising her for every little complement she gives them, and they look for her approval above all else.
Even her student Twilight treats her very highly, although that could be chalked up to a mother/daughter relationship. In fact, the only ones that don't treat her as a high and mighty, so-far-above-from-the-world-you-would-not-understand ruler were those not under her, and her sister.

Yes, everypony worships the very ground she treads upon.
And she is sick and tired of it.

With the help of her dear sister, Twilight and her friends, our beloved princess will seek out a way to put an end to the high level of praise that she has, Luna is jealous of, and Twilight is worried about receiving because of her status-- no matter how humble her subjects are to her.

The picture here seemed to get the premise of the story right. yes, sue me, I picked a picture to fit with the story, not a story for the picture. Please give the artist your full appreciation!

If you want to read the old and rejected chapters, consult this link [Clickey!]

CURRENTLY UNDERGOING RECONSTRUCTION. PLEASE BE PATIENT AND ENJOY THE RESULTS.
Reconstruction? What?

Yes. I am remaking all chapters of this story... and even redoing the cover picture eventually.
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How would you feel about having one of the ponies from MLP:FIM in your apartment?
How about six?

Many would probably feel like 18-going-on-19 year old Louis Anderson, post-high-school crappy temp job holding introvert, who so happens to have the fortune of a fantastic girlfriend who he's loyally stuck with for two long years.
Of course, she went off to college for med-school, and he has to earn his way into college classes. Tough break, bro. At least a long distance relationship can still be strong.

Of course, he's not even going to HAVE a job if the world needs saving...
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HEY GUYS THIS ISMY FRST FIC SO PLZ B JENTL

Just kidding!

All I really ask is that you are constructive and/or polite in your comments. Do this, and everything will work out fine!

As far as time of story is concerned, this occurs just in the middle of season 3, right before "Games Ponies Play", but it obviously diverges from the cannon after that point.

And finally, yes, I drew the cover picture. You all may be impressed now. Follow the source to my deviantART page!

It occurred one peaceful night. Half of Equestria awoke to the sound like a double-shot thunderclap. A percussion heard in the skies and rattling windows from Apploosa, to Canterlot, to Ponyville. Nopony knew what it was or what it heralded for the world as it drew a line across the nation.

For Twilight Sparkle, this isolated incident might have faded from memory after a time, if not for the strange rumors of a creature sitting on the hill on the outskirts of town.

These are her thoughts given written form. These are Sparkle's Notes.

Report EVERYTHING to the Princess.

There are many buttons in the TARDIS, most of them should only be pressed by professionals like the Doctor. Derpy, on the other hand, isn't a professional and she pressed a button. The TARDIS crashes into the universe of Minecraft leaving the duo of ponies stranded in the pixelated world with nothing but a broken TARDIS and each other.

Thanks to Lexicon and Minjask for editing!

Spiders. Oh, how I hate spiders. And yet Luna insists on keeping one as a...pet.

Just a little fun story to keep my skills sharp, so don't expect it to last very long!