NOTE: This story should be read after reading Arrow 18 Mission Logs: 'Lone Ranger'. Otherwise some things may not make sense.
By royal decree:
The manuscripts contained herein hath within them the extensive, if sometimes exhaustive notes from Twilight Sparkle on the bipedal alien lifefrom named ‘Randolph Edwards’.
Such is the manner of these notes that much of this information is of utmost significance concerning the safety and happiness of all the citizens of Equestria.
It is thus within our best interest that this knowledge not be used in the persuit of personal gain, dishonesty, or acts of malevolence of any kind, or that anypony who reads this allow it to fall into the wrong hooves through either deceit, or neglect.
Should this knowledge be discovered as part of an act of malevolence, those responsible and all who cohort with them will find themselves swiftly and severely punished for their transgressions in a way most fitting a traitor of Equestria.
Heed these words with great care citizen. For we are much quicker to anger than our sister, and our wrath towards thee wouldst be legendary.
By the Tides,
Princess Luna of Equestria
ALL THE SQUEE!!
Also hmm... Doesn't this sound unfamiliar.
Holding your power above the heads of your citizens. Spoken like a true monarch
Yikes...yes your highness! I swear to be nice!
Yay! Twilight's thoughts of the visitor! Can't wait for more, but Liking it very soon!
Saw this in the Featured box.
*Insta-fave*
With minor changes this was the warning that preceded Equestrian video rentals.
Oh wow, it escaped the blogs. Remember you can PM me anything you have trouble Lunafying.
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ROFL
yessssssssssssssss
Twilight if you fuck up your suffering will be legendary
...After reading this, I half expected a footnote from Princess Celestia, something along the lines of, "In other words, my little ponies, DO NOT PLAGARIZE MY STUDENT'S WORK. Or else Luna will send you to the moon.". Or a translation on the following page.
Just to clarify, it's basically the standard disclaimer, correct? Or is this one of those "By reading this classified document, you are agreeing to the following:" government-y disclaimers?
"By the tides"
I'm using that now. There's nothing you can do about it.
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Sensitive documents on a previously unknown alien race probably would be something to keep a tight leash on...
Long live the
kingPrincess.Let them eat
cakealfalfa.Carry On
1431141 "By the tides" is GENIUS. Exactly what Princess Luna would close letters with.
Woo! Now we get to see the other side of the coin.
Ooh, the other side of this? Awesome
A few errors though:
> lifefrom
lifeform
> in the persuit of personal gain
pursuit
> "Princess Luna of Equestria "
There are 4 spaces behind that, which kinda changes the way it's centered.
You really should make a blog post under the other story so people there who have faved it will know about this one.
This should be... epically awesome.
"For we are much quicker to anger than our sister, and our wrath towards thee wouldst be legendary."
Translation: Piss me off, and I'll show just how mean gravity can be.
Very first paragraph: should be lifeform, not lifefrom.
Ponies may be stunned while reading this royal decree..
Nice start!
(And bow to our dark princess of the night)
Oooh, more! Have I mentioned how much I like the main story?
(BTW: I'm guessing that where you have "cohort", the word you were looking for was "consort".)
So, if Celestia banishes ponies to the moon, does Luna banish them to the sun?!
According to the grammatical rules of Early Modern English, "hath" should actually be conjugated as "have."
Wow the last time anypony posted in this chapter was over a year ago!
1519755 owch...
1441557 Gravity's a bitch
I get it... the moon controls the tides...
1442821 Still there...
as a DM, I am so stealing this.
It is just as beautiful as the day we lost it...