A thousand years ago, it was foretold that Nightmare Moon would return in a thousand years. Two years after those events, Twilight Sparkle was informed that one thousand years ago, Luna and Celestia defeated King Sombra. But other, less known events happened one thousand years ago as well. This is one of them. One thousand years ago, Celestia held a council meeting in preparation for the one thousand year celebration of the Royal Sisters' reign.

Crossover of a Mr. Show skit and FiM.

A new villain, with the help of his faithful minion, Delusional Sunshine, decides to take over Equestria. His plan, use his illogical mind to put everypony into submission. This little colt that some call Illogic is something far worse than any villain before him, or is he? Maybe, he's not a villain at all. Like always, it's up to the very logical Twilight and her friends, along with the Elements of Harmony, to save the day. But that's the logical thing to do right? This time logic cannot win so, Twilight turns to Discord for help. The spirit of chaos then creates a very illogical plan that just might work. This plan involves everyone's favorite villains doing an unthinkable task that has never been thought of as possible before.

Ideas for this story came up when I conversed with a non-brony friend who has a surprisingly large knowledge of pony, about what he would be like as a pony. His name is Robert (Illogic himself). We discovered that his illogical abilities would create a great villain. Day after day of conversing with each other we came up with the basis of this story and I decided it would be quite fun to write. We continued to converse throughout this story's development adding more and more details and story line.

This story is a little bit different than what I normally write. The story already being illogical, I decided to just let the writing flow and incorporate random things that I was thinking of at the time into the story, making a very random and funny tale. But I still stuck with my usual story structure. So, although a more random story than my usual writing, it still has good structure and flow.

Delusional Sunshine was created by Robert and is a very exaggerated version of my optimism.

Ginger Spice was created by the two of us and is based on my red headed buddy, Tanner. I mean no offense from any of the ginger related jokes in this story, just humor. I love and respect all you red heads out there.

One morning, Twilight awakens to find everything in Ponyville is...peaceful. All nearby evil seems to have been dealt with, and the only trouble they've resolved recently was convincing Lyra not to do dangerous experiments in her "secret" lab to try and become human. This strikes her and her friends as a terrible catastrophe, as they feel their sense of being true heroes is deteriorating. So, they decide to travel across Equestria with their friend Shadow Darkfeather (see "Shadow in Equestria"), in search of a cure for their aching need to be, well, NEEDED.

Twilight Sparkle and Spike, both at home from a long day of adventure and relaxation, find themselves reading a new and mysterious book gifted from Princess Celestia, which may be comedy, tragedy or just a plain old spell book, but can the words twisted inside of the book send a dark spell out to attack the elements of harmony, or elements of a different kind?

What happens when someone ends up with 500 lbs of bagels that will never go bad, an insatiable need for cream cheese, and a never-ending bottle of Arizona Iced Tea?

You get Ghost. Let us just say that... there are some people who can never get over what they want, and if it is Ghost, you had better give him the thing he desires most.

This was an idea that came to me while I was enjoying a nice bagel with Philadelphia Cream Cheese (THE BEST KIND EVER), and Arizona Iced Tea. First time truly writing comedy, but hey, it's something that is spontaneous and fun!

[NOTE: This story is being restored little by little. I'm attempting to recover the document it was written in.]

Splazor the Laser Cat finds himself lost on the event horizon and winds up in his worse nightmare! Alone, powerless, and (most importantly) in the girliest most unmanly world he's ever been in! The lands of Equestria! Can his Captain save him before he loses it or worse, goes *shivers* native??

Reality can often be a very difficult thing to deal with. Loss can be hard to bear. And, without warning, everything you once knew can be destroyed in an instance. All these lessons will soon be learned as Sombra reclaims his throne, and his dark intentions are slowly revealed.

(On a side note, Very big thank you to http://tofutiles.deviantart.com/ for making the cover art for this.)

After a long drought Apple Jack's farm is in desperate need for some rain but what she gets instead is not what she was thinking of.

While walking home from work, through a thick blanket of snow you find a little filly name Luna laying in the snow. Would you take her home or leave her alone to freeze in the snow?

Note: The format is messed up on Monospace and Courier New

If you're a Pinkie sort of pony, you might enjoy this... Actually, it's not so much a story as a collection of generally random sequences I conjure up whilst attempting to work on my real stories. A word of caution: It's random. Please please PLEASE, in the name of Faust, do not leave me comments telling me you hate it because it's random. Don't say I didn't warn you. Please, leave me comments on anything else, like it, fave me, do whatever. Oh, and do enjoy yourselves.